Ani's work out tips

rr165892 · October 2015

Ah got it.That one went right by

yellowwho · October 2015

anyone wanna hear anymore naked old guy scenarios ??

rr165892 · October 2015

Only if it's solid

yellowwho · October 2015

rr165892 said:
Only if it's solid

I knew someone would bite..

can you define solid ?.... I'll tell you anyway.

It was basically just like your average any old naked gym dude, but it was his route that threw me off... It was a new one.

You know, most of the time, they just want to get naked and then talk to someone in their general area. After all the clothes are off. No biggie, maybe their lonely. Then walk all the way across the room to the shower.

But this guy went like this:

took clothes off (left socks on)

went over to urinal,(where I currently was, and in my opinion this was the strange part. It was also kinda creepy)

then to the sink ( he did wash his hands, so that was good)

then to the scale(to get a accurate weight I suppose)

then finally to the shower. Maybe I'm weird. I'm sure that all could have be done with clothes on, I don't know

Amongst the Ani · October 2015

I think when you reach a certain age you just stop giving a fuck about your balls hanging loose. Maybe it happens when they hit knee level. We have this old fast greek guy looking guy that will sit on the couches in the lounge area in the locker room naked. I dont sit on those couches thank god but come on. Get your clothes on first.

SD48277 · October 2015

Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?

oftenreading · October 2015

yellowwho said:

rr165892 said:
Only if it's solid
I knew someone would bite..

can you define solid ?.... I'll tell you anyway.

It was basically just like your average any old naked gym dude, but it was his route that threw me off... It was a new one.

You know, most of the time, they just want to get naked and then talk to someone in their general area. After all the clothes are off. No biggie, maybe their lonely. Then walk all the way across the room to the shower.

But this guy went like this:

took clothes off (left socks on)

went over to urinal,(where I currently was, and in my opinion this was the strange part. It was also kinda creepy)

then to the sink ( he did wash his hands, so that was good)

then to the scale(to get a accurate weight I suppose)

then finally to the shower. Maybe I'm weird. I'm sure that all could have be done with clothes on, I don't know

So you're saying he came to the same urinal that you were currently using? That is strange and creepy.

yellowwho · October 2015

oftenreading said:

yellowwho said:

rr165892 said:
Only if it's solid
I knew someone would bite..

can you define solid ?.... I'll tell you anyway.

It was basically just like your average any old naked gym dude, but it was his route that threw me off... It was a new one.

You know, most of the time, they just want to get naked and then talk to someone in their general area. After all the clothes are off. No biggie, maybe their lonely. Then walk all the way across the room to the shower.

But this guy went like this:

took clothes off (left socks on)

went over to urinal,(where I currently was, and in my opinion this was the strange part. It was also kinda creepy)

then to the sink ( he did wash his hands, so that was good)

then to the scale(to get a accurate weight I suppose)

then finally to the shower. Maybe I'm weird. I'm sure that all could have be done with clothes on, I don't know

So you're saying he came to the same urinal that you were currently using? That is strange and creepy.

LOL.... If I was drinking something, it would have been all over the floor

No !

double urinals, one right next to the other

yellowwho · October 2015

SD48277 said:
Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?

It was creepy, and gross. Hope they were his dirty socks.

SD48277 · October 2015

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:
Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?
It was creepy, and gross. Hope they were his dirty socks.

I bet they were black socks, too. Right?

yellowwho · October 2015

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:
Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?
It was creepy, and gross. Hope they were his dirty socks.
I bet they were black socks, too. Right?

No, he was old school

RKCNDY · October 2015

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:
Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?
It was creepy, and gross. Hope they were his dirty socks.
I bet they were black socks, too. Right?
No, he was old school

Tube socks?

rr165892 · October 2015

Was he that "overly talkative at the urinal guy"

yellowwho · October 2015

RKCNDY said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:

yellowwho said:

SD48277 said:
Why were the socks left on? Doesn't he have flip flops?
It was creepy, and gross. Hope they were his dirty socks.
I bet they were black socks, too. Right?
No, he was old school
Tube socks?

No color stripes, all white. Not sure if they passed for official tube socks

yellowwho · October 2015

rr165892 said:
Was he that "overly talkative at the urinal guy"

Thank God no. I could only imagine that conversation..

Naked Guy: Hey, how's it going
Me: Ok, I guess ?
Naked Guy: Wanna play swords ?
Me: runs out bathroom to find help

Wobbie · October 2015

I had a mentally challenged kid try to strike up a urinal conversation with me at a baseball game. "hi, what's your name?" It was a little uncomfortable

Empty Glass · October 2015

imalive said:
I had a mentally challenged kid try to strike up a urinal conversation with me at a baseball game. "hi, what's your name?" It was a little uncomfortable

I could go a lot of directions here....

Wobbie · October 2015

Empty Glass said:

imalive said:
I had a mentally challenged kid try to strike up a urinal conversation with me at a baseball game. "hi, what's your name?" It was a little uncomfortable
I could go a lot of directions here....

knock youself out....

RKCNDY · October 2015

With your mahogany locker requirements...I thought this commercial was about Ani.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JuHMQ0QpH44

Amongst the Ani · October 2015

Ok, I have issues with that locker room. We have lockers like that but why would you put carpet in there. The amount of bacteria in those carpets must be crazy. We have marble tile floors. We also have marble countertops and benches. That locker room would gross me out. Wood is porous and absorbs all that fuck from people. And they guy lathering himself with cologne or aftershave would be Drakar guy at my gym.

rr165892 · October 2015

So those guys work out????

Empty Glass · October 2015

Here's a tip:

Lift some weights you skinny fuck

Amongst the Ani · October 2015

I have a tip for you as well. Put down the cheeseburger and get on a treadmill.

Empty Glass · October 2015

Empty Glass · October 2015

Tip:

When the gym asshole is on a bench with a few hundred on the bar, be kind and tell him you'll spot. Then cropdust him on rep 8 and walk away

Amongst the Ani · October 2015

Empty the helper in the gym. Wait, empty doesn't go to the gym.

Empty Glass · October 2015

Amongst the Ani said:
Empty the helper in the gym. Wait, empty doesn't go to the gym.

I think I found the gym asshole...you need a spot?

Amongst the Ani · October 2015

No spots from the empty. I fear the backwards spot will happen when you want to try and teabag me. In addition how could you spot me if once again you don't actually go the gym.

RKCNDY · October 2015

because Empty is the one making Ani's protein smoothies at the juice bar?

Empty Glass · October 2015

RKCNDY said:
because Empty is the one making Ani's protein smoothies at the juice bar?

He's getting a protein shake spilled on his forehead in Philly. The juice bar may save up the whole month of April and spill a very large batch

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