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Ani's work out tips

Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
edited September 2015 in All Encompassing Trip
Make sure your breathing is right while you're pumping
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  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,421
    It's clean and jerk, not the other way around.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    :lol:
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Unbelievable
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Unbelievable

    That's not going to help him
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    When doing squats, ensure there isn't a pole under your backside
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Very good tips so far. Thank you and I will remember these when I go to the gym in a couple of hours.

    And Rob, IDNGAF that YDNGAF. Preemptive strike.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Posts: 8,661
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Very good tips so far. Thank you and I will remember these when I go to the gym in a couple of hours.

    And Rob, IDNGAF that YDNGAF. Preemptive strike.

    I know that was hard for you. Good job.
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Very good tips so far. Thank you and I will remember these when I go to the gym in a couple of hours.

    And Rob, IDNGAF that YDNGAF. Preemptive strike.

    I know that was hard for you. Good job.
    Why? Is he an a--hole?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    I know you lazy turds won't be going to the gym but I have a tip for you if you do go. Most people don't realize but prison rules apply in the gym. When going for the first time you need to find the biggest dude there with a lady friend and go hit on his friend in front of him. This will establish you as alpha male in the gym and you will no longer have to wait for equipment. Now be careful as some of these dudes may be roided up. The best tactic is to charge them if you must take it to the next level. They may be huge but are slow. In the event you get your ass kicked start looking for a new gym as you are now the bottom bitch.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    ^^^

    Why don't you just measure ball sack size in front of your mahogany lockers?
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    are you going to discuss shower etiquette here?

    you know...picking up the soap, stuff like that.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    I can tell you have never been in a good gym. They have liquid soap in dispensers in each stall. Rich people gyms have the good stuff.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    They probably had to install those to cut down on the incidents of "accidentally" dropping the soap in the shower.
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  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Amongst the Ani said:

    I can tell you have never been in a good gym. They have liquid soap in dispensers in each stall. Rich people gyms have the good stuff.

    I think that's lube
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    If it is it makes for excellent soap. I don't look at how others are using it. Plus good gyms each stall has a door. You don't see anyone. You are free to do the jerk and clean if you want.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Fuck I am sore today. Didn't watch my protein intake (have fun with that one) and didn't get enough yesterday. Fuck my chest is sore but I can squish my pecs together and make some very nice clevage (have fun with that one as well) now.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    :how_interesting:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    imalive said:

    :how_interesting:

    :rofl:
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  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,818
    deadendp said:

    imalive said:

    :how_interesting:

    :rofl:
    Agreed deadendp! :rofl:

    This thread was a good read. Useful info and entertaining. I've missed you all lately.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    shetellsherself said:

    deadendp said:

    imalive said:

    :how_interesting:

    :rofl:
    Agreed deadendp! :rofl:

    This thread was a good read. Useful info and entertaining. I've missed you all lately.
    missed you too! join in....god forbid we're labled a clique!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
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    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
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    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    shetellsherself said:

    . I've missed you all lately.

    We've missed you, too! It's nice to see you here. :smile:
    ELITIST FUK
  • shetellsherselfshetellsherself Posts: 8,818
    Awww thanks! I'll be here and there.
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    10/08/14 Tulsa 10/09/14 Lincoln
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    warning, tho.....this dude, ani?

    thinks he's a total chick magnet but goes to an all male gym, in an attempt to suck his way into a better job.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    I only said I wanted to go to the rich gym place so that at least the old guys who refuse to wear towels could give me a better job.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    ^^^^^^^ really, you're making it way too easy for us. :giggle: Ani wants to so old dude to give him a better "job" :giggle:
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Yes that was too easy. I should have been more clear. If I will be forced to look at some old dude with no towel he should at least be rich and poweful. If I have to see it either way at least the rich old guy has the ability to give me a better job. That makes it 2% less worse. I do not want to see rich old guys without towels. More power to you if that is what you like but I do not.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,140
    "suck your way to the top" :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Empty GlassEmpty Glass Posts: 12,329
    Use the sauna and keep your towel loose. Let others know who the boss is by letting parts fall out of the towel "accidentally "
    I've met Rob

    DEGENERATE FUK

    This place is dead

    "THERE ARE NO CLIQUES, ONLY THOSE WHO DON'T JOIN THE FUN" - Empty circa 2015

    "Kfsbho&$thncds" - F Me In the Brain - circa 2015
  • deadendpdeadendp Posts: 10,434
    ^^ I have to stifle my laugh because then my 11 year old daughter is going to want to rush in and read . . . Can't. Laugh. Out. Loud. :rofl:
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  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani Posts: 7,790
    Empty Glass said:

    Use the sauna and keep your towel loose. Let others know who the boss is by letting parts fall out of the towel "accidentally "

    Uhhhhh, that is how I work out dude. Not with a towel but with really loose shorts where something may be seen. I always like to keep my options open.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYJVo9v6MNI
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
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