I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.
Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs
I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.
Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs
I'm leaving that in there, because I could never re-type that!! But that jibberish, should have read, that what I'm afraid of ...
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I have no pictures because it's internal....but I was trying to avoid dog shit on the stairs(we're still house breaking the puppy, she mostly get's it now but sometimes she still shits in the house) and for some reason the stairs are her place of choice anyway, I was trying to avoid dog shit and then slipped in my stocking feet and landed hard on my ass and slid down a couple stairs, I bruised the fuck out of my tailbone and jarred my back...I'm super sore....and you bet your ass I yelled MOTHERF**KER as my ass landed on the edge of the stairs and a searing pain went up my tailbone and spine.
Oh that sucks! That's knebghnbbnj'm afraid if with getting another puppy eventually.. My body can't handle anymore injuries! Lol hope you get yo take a nice hot bath tonight. Hugs
Exactly!
Hope the pain subsides soon, PJS. Back and tailbone aches are a bitch.
No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.
Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol
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Thanks guys, it's getting better slowly, this actually happened on Friday....its gotten a little better each day....but yesterday I didn't do anything all day and sitting on the couch all day was bad...but then when I got up today, it did feel a little better....
Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior! Tattooed Dissident!
No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.
Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol
No big black and blue bruise pictures we can enjoy? Did you slide thru the dog poop on the way down?That woulda been classic.
Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol
Small miracles eh?
No Joke!
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Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol
Something similar to this happened to me on a staircase a few years ago, only I did have a gynormous bruise. It was the biggest bruise I'd ever seen! I kept thinking I should get a picture of it but I didn't know what I'd do with it. It would NOT have been suitable for this thread, even if it had existed at the time.
Eventually I had to get physical therapy for my back. I'm a lot more careful on stairs now.
Surprisingly no actual bruises no....I thought for sure my ass would be black and blue....lol But nothing not on my legs or my butt....and no i did not slide through the dog poop...I missed it...lol
Something similar to this happened to me on a staircase a few years ago, only I did have a gynormous bruise. It was the biggest bruise I'd ever seen! I kept thinking I should get a picture of it but I didn't know what I'd do with it. It would NOT have been suitable for this thread, even if it had existed at the time.
Eventually I had to get physical therapy for my back. I'm a lot more careful on stairs now.
I may need to see my chiropractor....but I feel a lot better today, it's not as hard to get up and down today....as it was the past few days....
Music is my Religion and Pearl Jam, my Savior! Tattooed Dissident!
Decided it was a good Idea to get back to the gym,get a lift in after a week off for that procedure I had done.I didn't put any pressure on that hatchet wound on the back of my neck,but I think just from the strain of lifting it aggravated the stitched up area.Shit swole all up like a golf ball.Maybe I went back a day or 2 early. .Motherfu&?er!!!
So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this. That bad boy is a week old already.
Anything you lose from being honest You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this. That bad boy is a week old already.
I think I see Jesus
If I had known then what I know now...
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So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this. That bad boy is a week old already.
I think I see Jesus
Your going blind old man.Clearly it is a puppy eating a stuffed animal with a bandanna on its neck that says "bring the troops home".
So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this. That bad boy is a week old already.
I think I see Jesus
Nah, I'm with Rob. I see Jesus. His head is at 11 o'clock. He has wings that spread from 9 o'clock to 1 o'clock. We should sell that bruise off quick before it turns colors. Quick! Chop off that limb and sell it on one of those insane sites that buy that stuff and then you can use that money to finance your PJ personal tour when they come to CANADA!
So last weekend I was adjusting my bike seat, I was straddling my saddlebag rack and using my legs to hold the bike down while I did the adjustment when I lost my balance and the bike and I start to fall over. I stopped this by catching the saddlebag rack with the back of my leg. I yelled 'Motherf*cker'! When it happened and thought well that is going to bruise. I then forgot about it until yesterday when I found this. That bad boy is a week old already.
i can see a profile in that bruise lol bruise can be nice sometimes when you rub it
Nope I got it.It took awhile but I'm sure this is it.Its that Bug looking space ship from the greatness that is the Journey Escape Album. You know the album that's single handedly loosened more pants buttons and bra straps in the back seats of cars then any other album in history. that one!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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Hope the pain subsides soon, PJS. Back and tailbone aches are a bitch.
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Portland 13, Spokane 13
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Eventually I had to get physical therapy for my back. I'm a lot more careful on stairs now.
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.Motherfu&?er!!!
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Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
That bad boy is a week old already.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
bruise can be nice sometimes when
you rub it
You know the album that's single handedly loosened more pants buttons and bra straps in the back seats of cars then any other album in history.
that one!
- Christopher McCandless
haha
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I once had a similar but larger one on my left buttcheek when I miscalculated where the "seat" was in a jacuzzi.
Haven't been in one since.
I'm not *that* high...
- Christopher McCandless