Nation Not About To Start Giving A Shit About Canadian Politics
News in Brief • Politics • World • politicians • ISSUE 49•45 • Nov 6, 2013
WASHINGTON—Despite Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s recent controversial admission to having smoked crack cocaine, Americans across the country confirmed Wednesday that, Rob Ford or no Rob Ford, there’s just no way they’re about to start giving a shit about Canadian politics—no way in hell. “Yeah, sorry, not happening,” said 37-year-old Harrisburg, PA resident Daniel Cooke, echoing the thoughts of millions of Americans who told reporters they will continue happily ignoring any and all stories about the Canadian government, the politics of Canada, or scandals involving Canadian politicians. “Frankly, that guy could have been having sex with an underage boy in the middle of a parliament meeting or whatever the hell they have over there and I still wouldn’t give a shit. I don’t know or care to know who he is, where he’s from, or what he did. What I do know is that if you think I’m going to start paying attention to what’s going on with politics in Toronto or Nova Scotia or Ontario City or wherever the fuck then you’re going to be very disappointed.” The U.S. populace went on to confirm that, unless Martin Short were to somehow be elected prime minister, their interest level in Canadian politics would remain at this level indefinitely.
Hearing reports that "organized crime" tried to buy the crack video..... That couldn't be good. Was the mob trying to protect their guy from leaving office? Protect themselves from losing the favours he did for them? :think:
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
Hearing reports that "organized crime" tried to buy the crack video..... That couldn't be good. Was the mob trying to protect their guy from leaving office? Protect themselves from losing the favours he did for them? :think:
not sure crackhead was doing any favours for him ... he actually wanted to spend money to hire more cops but our police chief said we didn't need them ... :fp:
Hearing reports that "organized crime" tried to buy the crack video..... That couldn't be good. Was the mob trying to protect their guy from leaving office? Protect themselves from losing the favours he did for them? :think:
not sure crackhead was doing any favours for him ... he actually wanted to spend money to hire more cops but our police chief said we didn't need them ... :fp:
If he was doing favours for them, we wouldn't know anything about it.... But there has to be some reason the mob was interested in buying the video, and there are only so many possibilities there.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
If he was doing favours for them, we wouldn't know anything about it.... But there has to be some reason the mob was interested in buying the video, and there are only so many possibilities there.
the likely explanation would be to blackmail the mayor!
If he was doing favours for them, we wouldn't know anything about it.... But there has to be some reason the mob was interested in buying the video, and there are only so many possibilities there.
the likely explanation would be to blackmail the mayor!
Yeah, that's certainly possible, although that would be an extremely bold move. Although I find the other possibility every bit as likely, given who we're talking about. Who knows? ... we probably never will.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
you can't write a book this good ... like a daily soap opera, even better ...
Oh my god, his wife looks positively MORTIFIED in that photo.
i have never understood why politicians do that to their family. its such a disgrace.
Just a shameless "See? My wife hasn't left me in disgust - how bad could I possibly be??" move. I'm more surprised that the wives are willing to do it.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I think the time is right for me to release the email I received of Rob's penis with a little shamrock lick n stick tattoo on it from St. Paddy's day. Although it would probably just get dismissed with all the rest of the stories going around.
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
Just a shameless "See? My wife hasn't left me in disgust - how bad could I possibly be??" move. I'm more surprised that the wives are willing to do it.
First thing that came to mind :P
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doin things that you don't understand
But if you love him
You'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh, be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a man
I have to admit that the pussy comment on live radio/t.v., was a class act in itself. After hearing him say he has enough at home with his more than pleased wife standing by his side has to be one of, if not, the best press conference I have seen.
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
vote to remove powers on firing and hiring: 39 to 3
vote to remove power in emergencies: 40-2
vote on monday to essentially make him only mayor by name ... essentially, norm kelly is the mayor of toronto now ... :fp: :fp: :corn: :twisted: :twisted: :?: :oops: :shock: :fp: :nono: :( :shock: :? :?
... but he's still getting paid, thats the sad part of this ordeal now. He knows he has no official power, probably been that way for a while, yet he's getting paid :? :? :?. And in my opinion all the provincial government has to do is introduce right to recall legislation ASAP, get it passed ASAP and let the voters of Toronto recall this guy ... IMO ... I do not understand what is wrong with giving the voters the right to recall rogue politicians?
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
... but he's still getting paid, thats the sad part of this ordeal now. He knows he has no official power, probably been that way for a while, yet he's getting paid :? :? :?. And in my opinion all the provincial government has to do is introduce right to recall legislation ASAP, get it passed ASAP and let the voters of Toronto recall this guy ... IMO ... I do not understand what is wrong with giving the voters the right to recall rogue politicians?
i'm not sure ... all i see in this whole fiasco is $$$ going down the drain ... like who's gonna foot the bill when ford sues the city!?? ... :fp: ... our fucking transit is super underfunded, community housing is in disrepair, and a plethora of issues the city needs to deal with instead we are dealing with this bozo and more importantly trying to mitigate the disaster idiots caused us ... and yes - like i said to my family who voted for this guy ... they are officially idiots ...
... but he's still getting paid, thats the sad part of this ordeal now. He knows he has no official power, probably been that way for a while, yet he's getting paid :? :? :?. And in my opinion all the provincial government has to do is introduce right to recall legislation ASAP, get it passed ASAP and let the voters of Toronto recall this guy ... IMO ... I do not understand what is wrong with giving the voters the right to recall rogue politicians?
It's like the province's legislation means to say to the voters, "you made your shitty bed, now sleep in it, you stupid fuckers."
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
so Rob ford brother was on CNN today. so fucked up. the reporter asked him if he is concerned about his brother and he says "no, he is doing well, he is sticking to his diet and is working out.
this is just sad.
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so Rob ford brother was on CNN today. so fucked up. the reporter asked him if he is concerned about his brother and he says "no, he is doing well, he is sticking to his diet and is working out.
this is just sad.
Stemfast, you will lose everything and more!!!
Crackins diet, when losing a little just isnt enough.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
so Rob ford brother was on CNN today. so fucked up. the reporter asked him if he is concerned about his brother and he says "no, he is doing well, he is sticking to his diet and is working out.
this is just sad.
what is sad is that his supporters will actually believe the stats dude is pimping ... :fp: :fp:
... but he's still getting paid, thats the sad part of this ordeal now. He knows he has no official power, probably been that way for a while, yet he's getting paid :? :? :?. And in my opinion all the provincial government has to do is introduce right to recall legislation ASAP, get it passed ASAP and let the voters of Toronto recall this guy ... IMO ... I do not understand what is wrong with giving the voters the right to recall rogue politicians?
i'm not sure ... all i see in this whole fiasco is $$$ going down the drain ... like who's gonna foot the bill when ford sues the city!?? ... :fp: ... our fucking transit is super underfunded, community housing is in disrepair, and a plethora of issues the city needs to deal with instead we are dealing with this bozo and more importantly trying to mitigate the disaster idiots caused us ... and yes - like i said to my family who voted for this guy ... they are officially idiots ...
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
... but he's still getting paid, thats the sad part of this ordeal now. He knows he has no official power, probably been that way for a while, yet he's getting paid :? :? :?. And in my opinion all the provincial government has to do is introduce right to recall legislation ASAP, get it passed ASAP and let the voters of Toronto recall this guy ... IMO ... I do not understand what is wrong with giving the voters the right to recall rogue politicians?
It's like the province's legislation means to say to the voters, "you made your shitty bed, now sleep in it, you stupid fuckers."
I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
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Ontario City. That's gold!
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
not sure crackhead was doing any favours for him ... he actually wanted to spend money to hire more cops but our police chief said we didn't need them ... :fp:
the likely explanation would be to blackmail the mayor!
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/11/08 ... 39448.html
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/14 ... dia-scrum/
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/14 ... -new-poll/
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
He has "more than enough to eat at home". Good to know. Man of the people.
the line "more than enough to eat at home" means so much more when you look at the quote right about that line.
i have never understood why politicians do that to their family. its such a disgrace.
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
what a joke. i wonder if he is going to have his friends call in again like on his radio show and pretend that they are other people
Sometimes it's hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times
Doin things that you don't understand
But if you love him
You'll forgive him
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him
Oh, be proud of him
Cause after all he's just a man
The poison from the poison stream caught up to you ELEVEN years ago and you floated out of here. Sept. 14, 08
vote to remove power in emergencies: 40-2
vote on monday to essentially make him only mayor by name ... essentially, norm kelly is the mayor of toronto now ... :fp: :fp: :corn:
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
i'm not sure ... all i see in this whole fiasco is $$$ going down the drain ... like who's gonna foot the bill when ford sues the city!?? ... :fp: ... our fucking transit is super underfunded, community housing is in disrepair, and a plethora of issues the city needs to deal with instead we are dealing with this bozo and more importantly trying to mitigate the disaster idiots caused us ... and yes - like i said to my family who voted for this guy ... they are officially idiots ...
so Rob ford brother was on CNN today. so fucked up. the reporter asked him if he is concerned about his brother and he says "no, he is doing well, he is sticking to his diet and is working out.
this is just sad.
Crackins diet, when losing a little just isnt enough.
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
what is sad is that his supporters will actually believe the stats dude is pimping ... :fp: :fp:
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon
"Life Is What Happens To You When Your Busy Making Other Plans" John Lennon