and if you want to challenge that awful stereotype you can always offer to buy the first round in the Bunker Bar...
its always been a stereotype that i felt i could live with
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its always been a stereotype that i felt i could live with
och aye, you'll be telling us next that you wear a skirt
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
its always been a stereotype that i felt i could live with
And I'll expect you to wear a kilt. Scotsmen wear kilts.
I've only ever known one Scotsman. He wore trousers, and I swear, it did NOT compute with my prior understanding. I get confused. Don't make it difficult for me.
Any stereotypes you'd rather I adhere to?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I wore a kilt once, for a friend's wedding. very draughty... and that was in summer!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
I wore a kilt once, for a friend's wedding. very draughty... and that was in summer!
how easy was it to do a piss though?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i find it strange than England doesnt have much of a stereotypical trait/affliction... i wonder if its because its lost a sense of identity
my summer holidays have uneathed my vision of an English stereotype, which is of a shaven haired big bloke, bulldog tattoo, real bulldog by his side, england strip, england hat, england shorts and white socks and trainers.... union jack beach towel, gold sovereign rings.. and worst of all.... obnoxious fucking accent
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i find it strange than England doesnt have much of a stereotypical trait/affliction... i wonder if its because its lost a sense of identity
my summer holidays have uneathed my vision of an English stereotype, which is of a shaven haired big bloke, bulldog tattoo, real bulldog by his side, england strip, england hat, england shorts and white socks and trainers.... union jack beach towel, gold sovereign rings.. and worst of all.... obnoxious fucking accent
faaaaaaaaaaaaaack orf you Scottish waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankah!!!
unfortunately i'd say you're not too far wrong. i'd have said "summer holidays and World Cups" :(
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
i find it strange than England doesnt have much of a stereotypical trait/affliction... i wonder if its because its lost a sense of identity
my summer holidays have uneathed my vision of an English stereotype, which is of a shaven haired big bloke, bulldog tattoo, real bulldog by his side, england strip, england hat, england shorts and white socks and trainers.... union jack beach towel, gold sovereign rings.. and worst of all.... obnoxious fucking accent
Do you like Al Murray?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
what mine? my name is more scottish than i can actually comprehend!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
what mine? my name is more scottish than i can actually comprehend!!
(You knew that was an Al Murray-ism, right?)
Anyway... Dunk! What is your second name anyway?
It better be McDougal or something.
Do you think there is a Loch Ness Monster?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
its weird and i'm not usually bothered but i dont want to give out my second name on the web... i'll tell you in London.
ok.. its McHaggis of Sporranland
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I always knew there was something 'special' about you
that there is
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its weird and i'm not usually bothered but i dont want to give out my second name on the web... i'll tell you in London.
ok.. its McHaggis of Sporranland
No, that's cool. I actually thought of that, right after I wrote it.
OK McHaggis of Sporranland it is, then.
Btw I saw something on tele... apparently sporrans are 'in' again, or something. You know anything about that?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
does that mean a Brazilian is out ??? :eek:
**damn can never keep up with the trend**
let's just hope the 'Bobby Charlton' never becomes a trend...
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
does that mean a Brazilian is out ??? :eek:
**damn can never keep up with the trend**
i dont like brazilians... its natural for me... i'm an organic fluffy pie man
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
trimmed as in kept short all over or trimmed as in removal of 'spiders legs'?
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Spider legs!! :D:D:D:D Good way to describe it! Just a nice neat little trim, not too short (too rough), not too long (gets in the way)... definitely NO spider legs....
ANYWAY!!!!! What beers do they server in the Bunker Bar ?
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
ANYWAY!!!!! What beers do they server in the Bunker Bar ?
germanic ones most likely... looking forward to it now that i realised today its 2 weeks tonight :cool:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
hmmm... now we've got the thread back on topic... i've got nothing to say...
maybe i should try doing some work for a little while.
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
ah yes, the Bunker bar actually being the Bunker Bier Hall i think Germanic lagers are likely to be served. in fact...
DRAUGHT
Bunker Pilsener 4.4% abv - A light refreshing lager, well balanced with malt and hops
Bunker bok 5.5% abv - Premium Style German beer, slightly sweet and full bodied
Organic Larger 4.8% - Lightest in colour and taste, organic malt, hops and yeast
BOTTLED
Budvar - The original Czech lager 5.0% abv
Crown - Pride of Australia 4.5%
San Migeul - Spanish Export 5.0%
Nastro Azzurro - Classic Italian 5.0%
Guest Bottle - Please ask bar staff
wonder if they have any buxom young ladies servicing the tables... errrr....
and if you look in the small print it says that the wearing of lederhosen and the slapping of bottoms and thighs is always rewarded with a free stein!
Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
wonder if they have any buxom young ladies servicing the tables... errrr....
and if you look in the small print it says that the wearing of lederhosen and the slapping of bottoms and thighs is always rewarded with a free stein!
might try that Organic beer.... it'll make my puking up the next day more environmentally friendly!
i always wonder if they have buxom young fraulines serving in pubs... even at working men's clubs in Lancaster... i live in hope anyway
ps.. i've never been to a working mens club in Lancaster... i've been to Lancaster though, and its a beautiful place
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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its always been a stereotype that i felt i could live with
och aye, you'll be telling us next that you wear a skirt
And I'll expect you to wear a kilt. Scotsmen wear kilts.
I've only ever known one Scotsman. He wore trousers, and I swear, it did NOT compute with my prior understanding. I get confused. Don't make it difficult for me.
Any stereotypes you'd rather I adhere to?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
how easy was it to do a piss though?
i find it strange than England doesnt have much of a stereotypical trait/affliction... i wonder if its because its lost a sense of identity
my summer holidays have uneathed my vision of an English stereotype, which is of a shaven haired big bloke, bulldog tattoo, real bulldog by his side, england strip, england hat, england shorts and white socks and trainers.... union jack beach towel, gold sovereign rings.. and worst of all.... obnoxious fucking accent
faaaaaaaaaaaaaack orf you Scottish waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaankah!!!
unfortunately i'd say you're not too far wrong. i'd have said "summer holidays and World Cups" :(
Do you like Al Murray?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
not fond of indian food me old cockney sparra
Dunk! Wonderful British name.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
what mine? my name is more scottish than i can actually comprehend!!
:eek: What youre "Duncan Mcleod of the clan Mcleod"
I always knew there was something 'special' about you
(You knew that was an Al Murray-ism, right?)
Anyway... Dunk! What is your second name anyway?
It better be McDougal or something.
Do you think there is a Loch Ness Monster?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
its weird and i'm not usually bothered but i dont want to give out my second name on the web... i'll tell you in London.
ok.. its McHaggis of Sporranland
that there is
No, that's cool. I actually thought of that, right after I wrote it.
OK McHaggis of Sporranland it is, then.
Btw I saw something on tele... apparently sporrans are 'in' again, or something. You know anything about that?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
does that mean a Brazilian is out ??? :eek:
**damn can never keep up with the trend**
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
let's just hope the 'Bobby Charlton' never becomes a trend...
indeed ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
i dont like brazilians... its natural for me... i'm an organic fluffy pie man
trimmed as in kept short all over or trimmed as in removal of 'spiders legs'?
Spider legs!!
germanic ones most likely... looking forward to it now that i realised today its 2 weeks tonight :cool:
maybe i should try doing some work for a little while.
DRAUGHT
Bunker Pilsener 4.4% abv - A light refreshing lager, well balanced with malt and hops
Bunker bok 5.5% abv - Premium Style German beer, slightly sweet and full bodied
Organic Larger 4.8% - Lightest in colour and taste, organic malt, hops and yeast
BOTTLED
Budvar - The original Czech lager 5.0% abv
Crown - Pride of Australia 4.5%
San Migeul - Spanish Export 5.0%
Nastro Azzurro - Classic Italian 5.0%
Guest Bottle - Please ask bar staff
wonder if they have any buxom young ladies servicing the tables... errrr....
and if you look in the small print it says that the wearing of lederhosen and the slapping of bottoms and thighs is always rewarded with a free stein!
might try that Organic beer.... it'll make my puking up the next day more environmentally friendly!
i always wonder if they have buxom young fraulines serving in pubs... even at working men's clubs in Lancaster... i live in hope anyway
ps.. i've never been to a working mens club in Lancaster... i've been to Lancaster though, and its a beautiful place
I think i was on the cider last time, it was nice
Astoria,Dublin,Reading 06,Wembley 07,Sheapards Bush & o2 09 thats multiple Jamgasms!
Ooh you know what, I do like a pint of cider.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison