MY NEIGHBOR'S PREVIOUS JOB WAS TO MAKE ME SANDWICHES...and a guy i worked with killed his wife

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shep wrote:

next time I'm in Chicago....

so long as it's not at a deli.

we need to go to philly to witness this

DS1119

How was lunch today juggler? :corn:

The Juggler

norm wrote:

Cliffy6745 wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

I agree, but I think he just hates his neighbor, had an out with the move and now the guy works in the same building. it would drive me fucking nuts.

I hear you but damn, talking about salaries, now I have to see him but not as my equal but someone who makes my food. Just sounds petty. Dudes just trying to make a living and feed his family. You think he enjoys making his sandwiches. Shit he is probably saying now I have to make food for this asshole who thinks he's better than me.

cliffy i think you're taking this a little too seriously...think of jeags as our own little george costanza/larry david

haha...yeah i'm the last guy that cares about that kind of stuff. the point is that the neighbor is the kind of guy who does...to go along with his overall sense of being a douche bag. hence the awkwardness i feel.

The Juggler

DS1119 wrote:

How was lunch today juggler? :corn:

well i have managed to eat out every day since he started.

and as of right now, i have not run into him in the neighborhood...however i may or may not be putting up fucking christmas lights this afternoon. :x

DS1119

The Juggler wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

How was lunch today juggler? :corn:

well i have managed to eat out every day since he started.

and as of right now, i have not run into him in the neighborhood

I still say order and a sandwich and then send it back.

The Juggler

DS1119 wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

How was lunch today juggler? :corn:

well i have managed to eat out every day since he started.

and as of right now, i have not run into him in the neighborhood

I still say order and a sandwich and then send it back.

or i could knock on his door after work and critique it.

maybe that's a bit too much?

DS1119

The Juggler wrote:

or i could knock on his door after work and critique it.

maybe that's a bit too much?

The Juggler

The Juggler wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

well i have managed to eat out every day since he started.

and as of right now, i have not run into him in the neighborhood

I still say order and a sandwich and then send it back.

or i could knock on his door after work and critique it.

maybe that's a bit too much?

knock. knock...

hey man how's it going? listen, i don't mean to be a dick or anything, but when i say "just a little bit of mayo" i only want you to coat the bread very lightly. maybe you didn't hear me clearly or something and that's cool. but i always only like a little bit of of mayo. not too much. thanks.....

oh, and can you tell your kids to quit throwing shit into my yard? sometimes after they retrieve their ball or whatever, they leave the gate open and then i gotta worry about the dog getting loose...yada. yada. yada.

guacamolejoe

The Juggler wrote:

knock. knock...

hey man how's it going? listen, i don't mean to be a dick or anything, but when i say "just a little bit of mayo" i only want you to coat the bread very lightly. maybe you didn't hear me clearly or something and that's cool. but i always only like a little bit of of mayo. not too much. thanks.....

oh, and can you tell your kids to quit throwing shit into my yard? sometimes after they retrieve their ball or whatever, they leave the gate open and then i gotta worry about the dog getting loose...yada. yada. yada.

Hold the mayo :ugeek: .................and put a lock on the gate to "protect" the kids

You can flip their sh*t over the fence later :angel:

lukin2006

I think you should return the favour and have him over for an Eagles game and make him some sandwiches...sounds fair .

The Juggler

lukin2006 wrote:

I think you should return the favour and have him over for an Eagles game and make him some sandwiches...sounds fair .

but he's a fraud giants fan...even though he barely knows anything about sports.

there's not much to like about this guy.

lukin2006

The Juggler wrote:

lukin2006 wrote:

I think you should return the favour and have him over for an Eagles game and make him some sandwiches...sounds fair .

but he's a fraud giants fan...even though he barely knows anything about sports.

there's not much to like about this guy.

then you might have to brown bag it.

The Juggler

saw him while putting up xmas lights today. apparently he has been working there for a month now :shock:

the good news is he said that he is usually in the back room at the time i normally go down there for lunch.

so as long as i keep my normal schedule, i may avoid the awkwardness of my neighbor preparing my lunch.

The Juggler

ran into him after i got my breakfast this morning. it was actually one of the nicest, 2 minute conversations we've had. it consisted mainly about our commutes.

then he asked me if i noticed a difference in the quality of food since he took over (he's the head chef, i guess).....i said no. .....should i have lied and said yes? :? i was just being honest since i did not notice a difference. the food has always been pretty good there. plus i had no idea he worked there until a week or so ago....he ended the conversation shortly thereafter.

mickeyrat

The Juggler wrote:

ran into him after i got my breakfast this morning. it was actually one of the nicest, 2 minute conversations we've had. it consisted mainly about our commutes.

then he asked me if i noticed a difference in the quality of food since he took over (he's the head chef, i guess).....i said no. .....should i have lied and said yes? :? i was just being honest since i did not notice a difference. the food has always been pretty good there. plus i had no idea he worked there until a week or so ago....he ended the conversation shortly thereafter.

perhaps, since he was fishing for an attaboy, it would have been better to say you havent paid that close attention to say one way or the other?

The Juggler

mickeyrat wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

ran into him after i got my breakfast this morning. it was actually one of the nicest, 2 minute conversations we've had. it consisted mainly about our commutes.

then he asked me if i noticed a difference in the quality of food since he took over (he's the head chef, i guess).....i said no. .....should i have lied and said yes? :? i was just being honest since i did not notice a difference. the food has always been pretty good there. plus i had no idea he worked there until a week or so ago....he ended the conversation shortly thereafter.

perhaps, since he was fishing for an attaboy, it would have been better to say you havent paid that close attention to say one way or the other?

the moment i said it, i knew it was the wrong thing to say.

DS1119

The Juggler wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

The Juggler wrote:

ran into him after i got my breakfast this morning. it was actually one of the nicest, 2 minute conversations we've had. it consisted mainly about our commutes.

then he asked me if i noticed a difference in the quality of food since he took over (he's the head chef, i guess).....i said no. .....should i have lied and said yes? :? i was just being honest since i did not notice a difference. the food has always been pretty good there. plus i had no idea he worked there until a week or so ago....he ended the conversation shortly thereafter.

perhaps, since he was fishing for an attaboy, it would have been better to say you havent paid that close attention to say one way or the other?

the moment i said it, i knew it was the wrong thing to say.

After saying you didn't notice a difference you may in fact from now on see a difference with YOUR food.

F Me In The Brain

DS1119 wrote:

After saying you didn't notice a difference you may in fact from now on see a difference with YOUR food.

Yeah I read that thinking that there is a possibility (likely small, but still...) that he was wondering if you noticed any of the *extras* he has been including in your food.

polaris_x

juggler should write for someecards.com ...

The Juggler

polaris_x wrote:

juggler should write for someecards.com ...

do what now cards?