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  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Don't get "glaikit" yet... :)
    but I'm sure I will...
  • I Scot ID
    I Scot ID Posts: 275
    einatshaul wrote:
    Don't get "glaikit" yet... :)
    but I'm sure I will...

    You looked that up didn't you? Hahaha, good one.

    This gigs gonnae be gallus!!!!!!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    I Scot ID wrote:
    You looked that up didn't you? Hahaha, good one.

    This gigs gonnae be gallus!!!!!!

    ah ken.. are you gan tae :cool:

    there'll be a rare blether efturwurds... i'm getting minging :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • stonesgstring
    stonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    einatshaul wrote:
    If I only had the chance... I'd get Eddie passed out instead!...
    O God... I feel like a Take That fan all of a sudden... somebody stop me... (and I'm talking this shite infront of folks I'll be meeting in 9 days!!...)

    Hahah wouldn't worry about it. I for one, won't remember any of this by Thurs!
    20/04/06 ~ 23/08/06 ~ 09/09/06

    14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour

    18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing

    04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~

    Rockin' out to Creadles
  • i hope all you scots will be partaking in the drinking of the bucky vino

    i am gona toast PJ wi some fine monks wine
  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    Ken!
    Ani Lo Yechola Lechacot!!!
    :):)
  • I Scot ID
    I Scot ID Posts: 275
    Hahaha, Bucky!!! Fuckin stinkin.

    Aye well a ken aw the scots boys'll be pure blutered efter, cannae go aw the way doon 'ae London withoot haen a wee dram....or 20.

    Mon the Perrrl Jam
  • stonesgstring
    stonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    What's monks wine?

    I'll stick to good ol' red wine for toasting PJ I think.
    20/04/06 ~ 23/08/06 ~ 09/09/06

    14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour

    18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing

    04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~

    Rockin' out to Creadles
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    8 days to go

    (well in amsterdam anyway)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
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    (well in amsterdam anyway)


    *makes evil and jealous glare at ScotIA... *

    ya bugger ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • I Scot ID
    I Scot ID Posts: 275
    A tonic wine called Buckfast made by the benedictine monks and endorsed by juvenile delinquents in Scotland.

    Aka Bucky, Fuckedfast, Tonic
  • What's monks wine?

    I'll stick to good ol' red wine for toasting PJ I think.

    The drink of choice for Alcoholics in Glasgow is a tonic wine made by monks:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine
  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    I'm currently creating a dictionary, so ya can all put in your share! :)
  • buckfast tonic wine

    its made by monks

    so god says its cool

    Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)

    Is this the real life? Is it the methodone?
    Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
    Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
    Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
    Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer
    dug, ride yer ma!
    Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater
    tae me.....tae me.

    Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
    Buckie bottle tae the heid
    An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
    Haw maw, um just oan parole
    An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...
    Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
    Never meant tae steal yer purse
    But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
    Carry oot, Carry oot!
    An we'll go oot on the batter!
    Too late, the bailiff's here
    Sends shivers doon ma spine
    Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
    Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
    Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
    Haw Maw, oohooh oooh
    I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never
    been washed at all
    I see a little silhouetto of a bam
    Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
    Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very
    frightening to me!
    Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair
    and some skins
    Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
    I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
    He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
    Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
    Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
    For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
    Get a job
    For f*cksake I will not get a job
    Get a job,
    Will not get a job
    Get a job
    Will not get a job
    no no no no no.....
    Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
    Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
    For me, for meeee!
    So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
    So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
    Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
    Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

    F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
    F*ck all really matters.....
    F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    What's monks wine?

    I'll stick to good ol' red wine for toasting PJ I think.

    Buckfast

    its about 11pence for an oil tanker full of the stuff.... used by everyone under the age of 16 and wearing tracksuits in Scotland to get totally hammered... it obviously kills brain cells judging by the drinkers of this stuff
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Chumfatty
    Chumfatty Posts: 140
    Glaswegian rhapsody (to the tune of bohemian rhapsody)

    That's ace that is.
    My body is a temple come kneel at my prayer mat.

    Astoria 2006

    *Astoria Crew*

    Dublin 23/08/06 - best gig ever!
  • 100 Pages!!!!
  • stonesgstring
    stonesgstring Posts: 4,613
    I wanna try some!! Sounds good stuff. :D
    20/04/06 ~ 23/08/06 ~ 09/09/06

    14/09/06, 16/09/06, 17/09/06, 19/09/06, 20/09/06 ~ The Stone lookalike leg of the 2006 tour

    18/06/07 - Amazing, just amazing

    04/07/06 ~Proud to be part of the AIC Astoria Crew~

    Rockin' out to Creadles
  • Another 250000 and we'll be equal with the argentineans... we've already got the non english aspect nailled
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    top of the 100th page????
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.