How to have a green lush lawn in 3 easy steps

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Just added so more seed to bare spots before the week long rain that's apparently coming. How's everyone's else grass coming along?

    Lush as fuck down here. Getting good rains and plenty o sunshine!
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  • MayDay10
    MayDay10 Posts: 11,865
    I went Nuclear option and had the lawn sprayed.
  • I'm a Truck
    I'm a Truck Milwaukee Posts: 3,508
    MayDay10 wrote:
    I went Nuclear option and had the lawn sprayed.
    My neighbors get that done. I have about 4 feet of really nice looking grass. The rest looks like shit.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I need to nuke the area between the sidewalk and curb. Good god.


    Did set up the timer for the sprinkler so i water at the proper time of day. I'm gonna have a nice backyard damn it
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  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Move into the house next door. From what I understand the grass is always greener over there.


    This. This is your answer.

    :lol:
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

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  • mikalina
    mikalina Posts: 7,206
    I've said this before - Plenty of cheap beer !!!! Just pour beer into one of those sprayers and spray your lawn...

    Its very natural and does a wonderful job in making the lawn very green, dethatches and kills most bugs.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mikalina wrote:
    I've said this before - Plenty of cheap beer !!!! Just pour beer into one of those sprayers and spray your lawn...

    Its very natural and does a wonderful job in making the lawn very green, dethatches and kills most bugs.

    but then i wouldn't be able to drink it
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Was a great day to throw down some fertilizer and seed!




    And man, did my dog shit a lot this winter.

    :lol: I always dread that first thaw. Like a goddamn mine field. Takes 45 minutes and two grocery bags.

    I have neglected my lawn forever. I laid some crab grass preventer, which did nothing. I think I have every kind of weed growing somewhere. My dandelions laughed last time I put weed n feed down. They just grew faster. I may have to bite the bullet and call the spray truck guys. $45 per application. :fp:
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    did some spraying tonight.

    i do the mix it in a sprayer concentrate. cause i'm cheap

    says don't let it freeze. pretty sure mine froze, as it was left in teh shed over the winter. not sure the impact freezing has on it. said to mix about 2.5oz per mix. pretty sure i at least doubled if not tripled that. the west side of my yard between teh sidewalk and street is a complete wasteland of dandilions. i layed down the anti weed nice and heavy. wait a week and do it again.

    set the sprinkler to water the west side of the yard tonight
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Lawn looks great, but I cant get rid of the damned White Fly!
    Its a new thing here I think. Invasive species..very annoying.
    I've spent nearly $400 treating a big gumbo limbo tree in my back yard and nothing seems to work 100%.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,956
    Fertilizer my ASS!!!!

    4 years here, and I never once used fertilizer, of any kind.
    This Spring I decided to give it a try.

    And now I need to mow my lawn every 20-30 minutes!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Never again.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Fertilizer my ASS!!!!

    4 years here, and I never once used fertilizer, of any kind.
    This Spring I decided to give it a try.

    And now I need to mow my lawn every 20-30 minutes!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Never again.


    :lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Fertilizer my ASS!!!!

    4 years here, and I never once used fertilizer, of any kind.
    This Spring I decided to give it a try.

    And now I need to mow my lawn every 20-30 minutes!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Never again.

    :lol::lol: that sucks. I had that happen too.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,956
    Fertilizer my ASS!!!!

    4 years here, and I never once used fertilizer, of any kind.
    This Spring I decided to give it a try.

    And now I need to mow my lawn every 20-30 minutes!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Never again.

    :lol::lol: that sucks. I had that happen too.
    Never again.
    I don't give a fuck how bad my lawn looks.
    Never again.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Fertilizer my ASS!!!!

    4 years here, and I never once used fertilizer, of any kind.
    This Spring I decided to give it a try.

    And now I need to mow my lawn every 20-30 minutes!
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Never again.

    :lol::lol: that sucks. I had that happen too.
    Never again.
    I don't give a fuck how bad my lawn looks.
    Never again.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    trust me...i didn't fertalize for a couple of years, and it looked misserable.

    starting to look halfways decent...still need to fix some spots....such a pita to get grass to start...
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,956
    81 wrote:

    trust me...i didn't fertalize for a couple of years, and it looked misserable.

    starting to look halfways decent...still need to fix some spots....such a pita to get grass to start...
    http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=CPjQ ... htype%253D

    I used this shit on some bare spots.
    This shit works like a charm.
    In 2-3 weeks.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:

    trust me...i didn't fertalize for a couple of years, and it looked misserable.

    starting to look halfways decent...still need to fix some spots....such a pita to get grass to start...
    http://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=CPjQ ... htype%253D

    I used this shit on some bare spots.
    This shit works like a charm.
    In 2-3 weeks.

    i need to do a better job of breaking up the soil before putting down the seed. :fp:
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  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Funny, this was the top thread on my list just now. Spring Green just finished spraying my lawn. $50 per application, this shit better work.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • BinFrog
    BinFrog MA Posts: 7,314
    crabgrass killer applied in the spring and fall
    watering at least twice a week (more when it's really hot)
    turf builder if necessary
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    this thread is exactly one year old