For 1 million dollars, would you....

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    for 3 dollars would you eat a tablespoon of coffee grounds?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:
    would you, justly, eat 14 ants and 13 mormon flies in your bowl of cream of mushroom soup for $123.45?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    would you, justly, play the piano naked whilst a crowd of 40 each put a 20 dollar bill into your transparent glass bowl?

    800 bucks. play piano naked in front of 40 perfect strangers never to see them again.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Nope.

    Don't care about money enough to humiliate myself ever.
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    justam wrote:
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:

    What? This is a game?!

    You mean I'm NOT getting my lawn mowed?

    awwwWWWwww. ..... :(
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
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  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    chadwick wrote:
    justam wrote:
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.

    It's not daring to be a idiot with no pride!!
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    Nope.

    Don't care about money enough to humiliate myself ever.
    who said anything about humiliation?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    Many of these activities are designed to do that I feel.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
    yes i would. if i could jog i would and i would most certainly do it naked in a parade for $750. hell, i would (in most cases) jog naked in a parade for free...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    chadwick wrote:
    justam wrote:
    Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
    yes i would. if i could jog i would and i would most certainly do it naked in a parade for $750. hell, i would (in most cases) jog naked in a parade for free...

    LOL!!! :lol:

    The newspaper read: "Floppy man ran in a parade today, and he was happy about it..." ;)
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    justam wrote:
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.

    It's not daring to be a idiot with no pride!!
    are you telling me i am an idiot with no pride?

    i have stood in a corner, pants around my ankles, hat hanging onto and over my manhood. i was drunk and extremely entertaining...for myself and everyone included
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justam
    justam Posts: 21,415
    chadwick wrote:
    are you telling me i am an idiot with no pride?

    i have stood in a corner, pants around my ankles, hat hanging onto and over my manhood. i was drunk and extremely entertaining...for myself and everyone included

    No, not you. You're a daring soul. ;):mrgreen:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    for a package of cigarettes i have ate a earth worm.

    for a package of cigarettes i have drank a cup of jalapeno juice from the jar the peppers were in.

    cigarettes are addictive and when you are a teenager with no money you will eat worms and drink hot pepper juice for them. again, cigarettes are addictive and expensive when you're a broke teenager. :lol: play nicely, kids.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Nope...

    Would you have sex with an unkempt, smelly homeless person with rotten teeth for 1 million dollars???

    I'd have to pay them?
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,829
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?


    so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?

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