Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
yes i would. if i could jog i would and i would most certainly do it naked in a parade for $750. hell, i would (in most cases) jog naked in a parade for free...
Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
yes i would. if i could jog i would and i would most certainly do it naked in a parade for $750. hell, i would (in most cases) jog naked in a parade for free...
LOL!!!
The newspaper read: "Floppy man ran in a parade today, and he was happy about it..."
Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!!
don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.
It's not daring to be a idiot with no pride!!
are you telling me i am an idiot with no pride?
i have stood in a corner, pants around my ankles, hat hanging onto and over my manhood. i was drunk and extremely entertaining...for myself and everyone included
i have stood in a corner, pants around my ankles, hat hanging onto and over my manhood. i was drunk and extremely entertaining...for myself and everyone included
for a package of cigarettes i have ate a earth worm.
for a package of cigarettes i have drank a cup of jalapeno juice from the jar the peppers were in.
cigarettes are addictive and when you are a teenager with no money you will eat worms and drink hot pepper juice for them. again, cigarettes are addictive and expensive when you're a broke teenager. play nicely, kids.
For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?
so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?
For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?
so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?
The money is tax free...your insurance covers the incident...I choose the stabber...you choose the fork.
I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
damn, for someone who'll let me choose the fork you're very controlling.
Palm of my hand yes, back of my hand no
I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?
so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?
The money is tax free...your insurance covers the incident...I choose the stabber...you choose the fork.
I choose the stabber
you choose the fork
if you keep kosher
you best not eat pork!
like to think i'm not stupid enough to answer that
I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
Would you strip at a bachelor or bachelorette party for 10 grand?
Probably for less, but I'd sure take the 10K.
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Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 03, 2011
Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 04, 2011
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
LOL!!!
The newspaper read: "Floppy man ran in a parade today, and he was happy about it..."
i have stood in a corner, pants around my ankles, hat hanging onto and over my manhood. i was drunk and extremely entertaining...for myself and everyone included
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
No, not you. You're a daring soul.
for a package of cigarettes i have drank a cup of jalapeno juice from the jar the peppers were in.
cigarettes are addictive and when you are a teenager with no money you will eat worms and drink hot pepper juice for them. again, cigarettes are addictive and expensive when you're a broke teenager.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
I'd have to pay them?
so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?
The money is tax free...your insurance covers the incident...I choose the stabber...you choose the fork.
Shit. Didn't see that coming. Metal fork.
Palm of my hand yes, back of my hand no
I choose the stabber
you choose the fork
if you keep kosher
you best not eat pork!
For one million dollars would you agree to never listen to Pearl Jam again?
Albums/boots yes.....live no.
For $15,000 would you call Kat something which is ban worthy and get yourself banned from the forum forever?
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
Good point....edited!
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
No. I don't mess with Kat's.
For $319,539.27 would you touch your nose to a flaming hot burner on the top of your stove and hold it there for three seconds?
For 1000 bucks would you eat the boogers off the finger of the girl that you were pulled up behind at the red light?
For 10,000 bet, would you calling Chadwick in a poetry contest?
If I pulled up behind her no way..but if she pulled up behind me I'd think about it.
Yes.
For $67,909.47 would you dress up like a nun and moon a church full of people?
Most definitely.
For $500,000 would you give a 30 minute, nationally televised speech on the topic of your choice?
For $27403.83 would you walk to Mexico?
From Texas, sure
Would you strip at a bachelor or bachelorette party for 10 grand?
For $958 would you give up your driving privileges for 45 days?
Probably for less, but I'd sure take the 10K.
Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 03, 2011
Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 04, 2011
Wrigley Field - July 19, 2013
Lincoln, NE - Oct 9, 2014
Global Citizen's Festival, NYC - Sept 26, 2015