For 1 million dollars, would you....

pjfan31

probably not

for $30k would you have a degustation of 30mL shot glasses filled with sperm of various creatures. Including Bull, Dog, Human, Gorilla, Horse and maybe two more...

The Waiting Trophy Man

I wouldn't do it for $300k

For $1500 would you go up onstage in a comedy club on amateur night and try to make the audience laugh for 15 minutes?

rollings

That's not bad pay, I'll take it.


For $10 would you cut my grass?




(please?)

The Waiting Trophy Man

Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.

justam

Honestly, money is not very important to me. I wouldn't do anything I didn't want to do for money.

Get_Right

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.

Hell yeah!

Would you eat the cooked sperm sac of the tiger blowfish for $500? How about raw horse meat?


I paid to do both hahahahahaha

chadwick

green mountain man wrote:

For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

no. not even for 9 mill

10 mill
maybe

chadwick

he.who.forgets wrote:

For $500 cash would you eat a live cockroach...you can be smashed if that helps, but no chaser for at least one minute

fuck off. i would not ever eat a roach. not even 500 mill. answer is fuck off.

chadwick

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

for $13.57 i will lick your car tires while you wear your fancy pink booty shorts and ride piggyback rides on my back as i crawl around to each tire

chadwick

Caveeze wrote:

yes I would

for 46 dollars would you smell a homeless man's armpit?

sign me up.

rollings

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

chadwick

Caveeze wrote:

yep.. love me some mustard (unless this is some form of slang that I as an American am unaware of)

for 26 cents would you listen to a Nickelback song?

no. not even for 26 dollars

chadwick

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

I wouldn't do it for $300k

For $1500 would you go up onstage in a comedy club on amateur night and try to make the audience laugh for 15 minutes?

yes

rollings

chadwick wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

yep.. love me some mustard (unless this is some form of slang that I as an American am unaware of)

for 26 cents would you listen to a Nickelback song?

no. not even for 26 dollars

After you answer, you're supposed to then ASK a question....c'mon now...

rollings

chadwick wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

for $13.57 i will lick your car tires while you wear your fancy pink booty shorts and ride piggyback rides on my back as i crawl around to each tire

Hold on.....I am sure there's people who would pay to be entertained by this particular performance/stunt.

I would pay $12. I mean, $9. and 3 bucks for one red icey cone & a box o' milk duds.

chadwick

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.

yes i would do that for $2500.


would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars

eeriepadave

I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac

Horos

chadwick wrote:

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.

yes i would do that for $2500.


would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars

Think I did that last week but I really can't remember, 1 too many joints.

For $100 would you go down at that time of the month? Make it $1000 for the ladies that don't like ladies.

DS1119

No.


For 49848 dollars would you try to fight a cobra?

chadwick

Horos wrote:

chadwick wrote:

would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars

Think I did that last week but I really can't remember, 1 too many joints.

For $100 would you go down at that time of the month? Make it $1000 for the ladies that don't like ladies.

i would probably pay her kidding kidding.

would you (for $5,871.03) use your toilet as much as possible without ever flushing it? once it is full then you must use a shovel type tool to clean it out to make room for more. you have to do this for 5 weeks.