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For 1 million dollars, would you....

ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
edited March 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
New game....rules are pretty obvious. For [insert amount], would you [do certain act]. It doesn't have to be a million dollars each time....gets boring if it's always 1 million.



For 1 million dollars, would you pose completely naked for Playboy in very sexy positions? :mrgreen:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Hell no i have my Intergrity :lol::lol::lol: , depends on how much i have had to drink, the more liqour the lower the price.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Really? For ONE MILLION dollars? It's Playboy....you get the best photographers and make up artists and photoshoppers etc....I fucking would! Sign me up!! :lol::lol:

    Now you have to do a "would you", BinauralJam.
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    o.k., would you eat a Steak made of ... Human Flesh? Cannibalism? 6 oz., marinade for two days in a steak sauce, the person is not dead , there's no moral dilema, they had a limb removed for medical reason, but it's fine to consume.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i Know :shock:
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    BinauralJam wrote:
    o.k., would you eat a Steak made of ... Human Flesh? Cannibalism? 6 oz., marinade for two days in a steak sauce, the person is not dead , there's no moral dilema, they had a limb removed for medical reason, but it's fine to consume.

    For how much? (This is a good one!!! :lol: )
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    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Two Hundred Thousand.
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Nope...

    Would you have sex with an unkempt, smelly homeless person with rotten teeth for 1 million dollars???
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  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    yes, yes & yes :lol:
    I'd pretty much do anything for a cool mil.
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    For $452,868.32 would you jump from a 4th story balcony?
  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    BinauralJam wrote:
    o.k., would you eat a Steak made of ... Human Flesh? Cannibalism? 6 oz., marinade for two days in a steak sauce, the person is not dead , there's no moral dilema, they had a limb removed for medical reason, but it's fine to consume.
    Yes under my conditions
    My recipe is :
    3 oz. labia minora
    1 oz mons pubis (minced)
    1/4 cup labia majora (glazed)
    2 oz ground hymen
    1 oz of basted clitoris
    1 tsp. of diced clitoral hood
    and a hint of pudendal cleft
    splashed with vaginal lubricant
    hold the smegma
    :D:D:D
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    green mountain man wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    o.k., would you eat a Steak made of ... Human Flesh? Cannibalism? 6 oz., marinade for two days in a steak sauce, the person is not dead , there's no moral dilema, they had a limb removed for medical reason, but it's fine to consume.
    Yes under my conditions
    My recipe is :
    3 oz. labia minora
    1 oz mons pubis (minced)
    1/4 cup labia majora (glazed)
    2 oz ground hymen
    1 oz of basted clitoris
    1 tsp. of diced clitoral hood
    and a hint of pudendal cleft
    splashed with vaginal lubricant
    hold the smegma
    :D:D:D


    You are a Connoisseur :ugeek: :lol:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    now you have to pose one Green Mountian Man
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $452,868.32 would you jump from a 4th story balcony?

    is the building on fire?
  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.
  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    green mountain man wrote:
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

    nope. for a million... yes.

    for a million dollars, would you masturbate in front of your parents? (just once, but you have to climax)
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • youngsteryoungster Posts: 6,576
    green mountain man wrote:
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

    Absolutely!!!!

    Cause that $1,000 would pay for 5 other Pearl Jam concerts where Eddie and the band wouldn't even hear me no matter how loud I yelled. :D
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    rival. wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $452,868.32 would you jump from a 4th story balcony?

    is the building on fire?

    No. :lol:
  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Really? For ONE MILLION dollars? It's Playboy....you get the best photographers and make up artists and photoshoppers etc....I fucking would! Sign me up!! :lol::lol:

    Now you have to do a "would you", BinauralJam.
    When will it hit the stores? I will be the first in line. :D
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    he still stands wrote:
    green mountain man wrote:
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

    nope. for a million... yes.

    for a million dollars, would you masturbate in front of your parents? (just once, but you have to climax)
    you are a sick man, but alas, my answer is yes
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    For $500 cash would you eat a live cockroach...you can be smashed if that helps, but no chaser for at least one minute
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    For $500 cash would you eat a live cockroach...you can be smashed if that helps, but no chaser for at least one minute
    Yup I would.

    For a thousand bucks, would you destroy all photographs of your childhood?
  • your move nowyour move now Posts: 1,165
    yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

    How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    :lol::lol::lol: not contributing anymore, but this is the funneists damn thread i've read in forever!!!
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    your move now wrote:
    yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

    How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?

    $250,006 tax free. The $6 is for the bottle of Sriracha I'd garnish it with.

    For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    DS1119 wrote:
    rival. wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $452,868.32 would you jump from a 4th story balcony?

    is the building on fire?

    No. :lol:

    hmm... $100K per floor? i'll take the $100K and jump from the 1st story balcony. :P
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    as the moto says..
    you can find any piece of ass you want...the money is the issue...
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    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    HesCalledDyer wrote:

    For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?

    Hell yeah!

    For 100,000 would you eat your own dog's poo? It can be little nuggets that you can swallow whole.... :mrgreen:
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    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

    For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

    For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

    For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

    For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

    any takers? :D
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  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    youngster wrote:
    green mountain man wrote:
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

    Absolutely!!!!

    Cause that $1,000 would pay for 5 other Pearl Jam concerts where Eddie and the band wouldn't even hear me no matter how loud I yelled. :D
    I think you would pay much more than that with an assault charge. Lets just say you broke free of the usher's grasp and enjoyed 5 PJ concerts.
  • green mountain mangreen mountain man Posts: 735
    HesCalledDyer wrote:
    your move now wrote:
    yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

    How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?

    $250,006 tax free. The $6 is for the bottle of Sriracha I'd garnish it with.

    For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?
    Yes. Because I make some money on the side cutting trees. :D It is a normal occurance :lol:
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