Home› All Encompassing Trip

For 1 million dollars, would you....

13567…11

Comments

  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    probably not

    for $30k would you have a degustation of 30mL shot glasses filled with sperm of various creatures. Including Bull, Dog, Human, Gorilla, Horse and maybe two more...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    I wouldn't do it for $300k

    For $1500 would you go up onstage in a comedy club on amateur night and try to make the audience laugh for 15 minutes?
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    That's not bad pay, I'll take it.


    For $10 would you cut my grass?




    (please?)
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

    For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Honestly, money is not very important to me. I wouldn't do anything I didn't want to do for money.
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,831
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

    For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.
    Hell yeah!

    Would you eat the cooked sperm sac of the tiger blowfish for $500? How about raw horse meat?


    I paid to do both hahahahahaha
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    green mountain man wrote:
    For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
    During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.
    no. not even for 9 mill

    10 mill
    maybe

    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    For $500 cash would you eat a live cockroach...you can be smashed if that helps, but no chaser for at least one minute
    fuck off. i would not ever eat a roach. not even 500 mill. answer is fuck off.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Caveeze wrote:
    I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

    For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

    For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

    For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

    For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

    any takers? :D
    for $13.57 i will lick your car tires while you wear your fancy pink booty shorts and ride piggyback rides on my back as i crawl around to each tire
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Caveeze wrote:
    yes I would

    for 46 dollars would you smell a homeless man's armpit?
    sign me up.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

    3169990026.gif
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Caveeze wrote:
    yep.. love me some mustard (unless this is some form of slang that I as an American am unaware of)

    for 26 cents would you listen to a Nickelback song?
    no. not even for 26 dollars
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I wouldn't do it for $300k

    For $1500 would you go up onstage in a comedy club on amateur night and try to make the audience laugh for 15 minutes?
    yes
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    yep.. love me some mustard (unless this is some form of slang that I as an American am unaware of)

    for 26 cents would you listen to a Nickelback song?
    no. not even for 26 dollars

    After you answer, you're supposed to then ASK a question....c'mon now...
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    chadwick wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

    For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

    For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

    For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

    For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

    any takers? :D
    for $13.57 i will lick your car tires while you wear your fancy pink booty shorts and ride piggyback rides on my back as i crawl around to each tire

    Hold on.....I am sure there's people who would pay to be entertained by this particular performance/stunt.

    I would pay $12. I mean, $9. and 3 bucks for one red icey cone & a box o' milk duds.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

    For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.
    yes i would do that for $2500.


    would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,804
    I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.

    I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac ;)
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    chadwick wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Depends on how big the lawn is! But probably.

    For $2500 would you go down in one of those cages in shark-infested waters while the people on the boat tried to attract great whites with buckets of blood? You have to stay down there until the sharks come and try to take pictures.
    yes i would do that for $2500.


    would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars
    Think I did that last week but I really can't remember, 1 too many joints. ;)

    For $100 would you go down at that time of the month? Make it $1000 for the ladies that don't like ladies.
    #FHP
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    No.


    For 49848 dollars would you try to fight a cobra?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2012
    Horos wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    would you drink wine, whiskey, schnapps, vodka, and scotch, all in shot form poured into 1 glass, then eat 5 joints of good marijuana, smoke 2 joints to yourself, eat 4 percocets and 2 methadone pills then go to 10am mass sunday morning church in a speedo, swim cap, full face goggles, and swim fins on your feet.... january weather and cold. and you are wet as you dumped the holy water onto your body... $278 dollars
    Think I did that last week but I really can't remember, 1 too many joints. ;)

    For $100 would you go down at that time of the month? Make it $1000 for the ladies that don't like ladies.
    i would probably pay her :lol: kidding kidding.

    would you (for $5,871.03) use your toilet as much as possible without ever flushing it? once it is full then you must use a shovel type tool to clean it out to make room for more. you have to do this for 5 weeks.
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    for 3 dollars would you eat a tablespoon of coffee grounds?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:
    would you, justly, eat 14 ants and 13 mormon flies in your bowl of cream of mushroom soup for $123.45?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    would you, justly, play the piano naked whilst a crowd of 40 each put a 20 dollar bill into your transparent glass bowl?

    800 bucks. play piano naked in front of 40 perfect strangers never to see them again.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Nope.

    Don't care about money enough to humiliate myself ever.
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • rollingsrollings Posts: 7,124
    justam wrote:
    Well, if this is all just a what-if game, I'll change my answer. :D

    I'd eat crushed bugs and slimy green caterpillars on toast for a million dollars. :geek: Who'd pay me for that?!! :lol:

    What? This is a game?!

    You mean I'm NOT getting my lawn mowed?

    awwwWWWwww. ..... :(
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    Chadwick, would you jog naked in a parade for $750? :geek:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    chadwick wrote:
    justam wrote:
    No, not for $123 and change!!!

    Only for a million dollars. I will NOT do stupid shit for anything less!!!! :D
    don't be boring, be daring. that's what they say anyway.

    It's not daring to be a idiot with no pride!!
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Sign In or Register to comment.