For 1 million dollars, would you....

13468916

Comments

  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?


    so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?


    The money is tax free...your insurance covers the incident...I choose the stabber...you choose the fork.
  • plastic fork ok?
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    plastic fork ok?



    Shit. Didn't see that coming. Metal fork. :lol:
  • damn, for someone who'll let me choose the fork you're very controlling.

    Palm of my hand yes, back of my hand no
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,842
    DS1119 wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    For $800 would you let someone stab your hand with a fork as hard as they could?


    so many issues to clarify...is the money tax-free?, does my insurance cover the post-stabbing medical care?, who chooses the stabber?, who gets to choose the fork?


    The money is tax free...your insurance covers the incident...I choose the stabber...you choose the fork.

    I choose the stabber
    you choose the fork
    if you keep kosher
    you best not eat pork!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    This thread had such potential.
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    What's the question?

    For one million dollars would you agree to never listen to Pearl Jam again?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited February 2012
    Carey wrote:
    What's the question?

    For one million dollars would you agree to never listen to Pearl Jam again?

    Albums/boots yes.....live no.

    For $15,000 would you call Kat something which is ban worthy and get yourself banned from the forum forever?
    Post edited by ZiggyStar on
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • like to think i'm not stupid enough to answer that
    I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    like to think i'm not stupid enough to answer that

    Good point....edited! :lol:
    ★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
    ★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
    ★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    What's the question?

    For one million dollars would you agree to never listen to Pearl Jam again?

    Albums/boots yes.....live no.

    For $15,000 would you call Kat something which is ban worthy and get yourself banned from the forum forever?


    No. I don't mess with Kat's. :mrgreen:


    For $319,539.27 would you touch your nose to a flaming hot burner on the top of your stove and hold it there for three seconds?
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    No way.

    For 1000 bucks would you eat the boogers off the finger of the girl that you were pulled up behind at the red light?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • Certainly

    For 10,000 bet, would you calling Chadwick in a poetry contest?
    GoiMTvP.gif
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    No way.

    For 1000 bucks would you eat the boogers off the finger of the girl that you were pulled up behind at the red light?


    If I pulled up behind her no way..but if she pulled up behind me I'd think about it. :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Certainly

    For 10,000 bet, would you calling Chadwick in a poetry contest?


    Yes.



    For $67,909.47 would you dress up like a nun and moon a church full of people?
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    DS1119 wrote:
    Certainly

    For 10,000 bet, would you calling Chadwick in a poetry contest?


    Yes.



    For $67,909.47 would you dress up like a nun and moon a church full of people?

    Most definitely.

    For $500,000 would you give a 30 minute, nationally televised speech on the topic of your choice?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    YES!!! I'd do it for less actually.



    For $27403.83 would you walk to Mexico?
  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    DS1119 wrote:
    YES!!! I'd do it for less actually.



    For $27403.83 would you walk to Mexico?

    From Texas, sure :D

    Would you strip at a bachelor or bachelorette party for 10 grand?
    "Can't buy what I want because it's free..."
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Sure. I think I'd pay to strip at a bachelorette party.


    For $958 would you give up your driving privileges for 45 days?
  • ogey38
    ogey38 Posts: 563
    Would you strip at a bachelor or bachelorette party for 10 grand?

    Probably for less, but I'd sure take the 10K.
    Mid-America Center Council Bluffs, IA - Jun 13, 2003
    Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 03, 2011
    Alpine Valley Music Theatre - Sep 04, 2011
    Wrigley Field - July 19, 2013
    Lincoln, NE - Oct 9, 2014
    Global Citizen's Festival, NYC - Sept 26, 2015