For 1 million dollars, would you....

uninnocent-

he.who.forgets wrote:

For $500 cash would you eat a live cockroach...you can be smashed if that helps, but no chaser for at least one minute

Yup I would.

For a thousand bucks, would you destroy all photographs of your childhood?

your move now

yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?

BinauralJam

not contributing anymore, but this is the funneists damn thread i've read in forever!!!

HesCalledDyer

your move now wrote:

yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?

$250,006 tax free. The $6 is for the bottle of Sriracha I'd garnish it with.

For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?

rival.

DS1119 wrote:

rival. wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

For $452,868.32 would you jump from a 4th story balcony?

is the building on fire?

No.

hmm... $100K per floor? i'll take the $100K and jump from the 1st story balcony. :P

dimitrispearljam

as the moto says..
you can find any piece of ass you want...the money is the issue...

ZiggyStar

HesCalledDyer wrote:

For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?

Hell yeah!

For 100,000 would you eat your own dog's poo? It can be little nuggets that you can swallow whole....

CAVSTARR313

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

green mountain man

youngster wrote:

green mountain man wrote:

For $1000 would you attend a EV solo concert and heckle Eddie incessantly using the most vulgar language.
During your ejection you would have to kick , bite , scratch and spit.

Absolutely!!!!

Cause that $1,000 would pay for 5 other Pearl Jam concerts where Eddie and the band wouldn't even hear me no matter how loud I yelled.

I think you would pay much more than that with an assault charge. Lets just say you broke free of the usher's grasp and enjoyed 5 PJ concerts.

green mountain man

HesCalledDyer wrote:

your move now wrote:

yuck no way.. plead vegetarianism.

How much money would it take for you to eat a raw human finger?

$250,006 tax free. The $6 is for the bottle of Sriracha I'd garnish it with.

For $99,999.99 would you run through your workplace weilding a (running) chainsaw?

Yes. Because I make some money on the side cutting trees. It is a normal occurance

green mountain man

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

Your hired. I have 19 dollars

CAVSTARR313

green mountain man wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

Your hired. I have 19 dollars

you are 67 dollars short for me stealing your car.. Can you ask a friend or family member for a loan?

ZiggyStar

green mountain man wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Really? For ONE MILLION dollars? It's Playboy....you get the best photographers and make up artists and photoshoppers etc....I fucking would! Sign me up!!

Now you have to do a "would you", BinauralJam.

When will it hit the stores? I will be the first in line.

I reckon it would be fun!! I'd be proud of it too and showing everyone! Some of those photos are absolutely stunning. I'd jump at the chance to be photographed by such professionals and have a really really beautiful photograph of my body in my 30s. I'd prefer maybe a little bit of cover up "down there"....but for a million I'd be negotiable! haha

ZiggyStar

ZiggyStar wrote:

Hell yeah!

For 100,000 would you eat your own dog's poo? It can be little nuggets that you can swallow whole....

*Ahem*

JTH

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

I'll give you a dollar to post a pic of yourself wearing said pink booty shorts in this thread.

For $223,666.67 (but I hope he got more than one third of the insurance money), would you allow two of your friends to cut off one of your hands?

CAVSTARR313

JTH wrote:

Caveeze wrote:

I would gladly wear my pink Lionel Ritchie booty shorts and nothing else for free!!

For 8 dollars I would sing and dance wearing said "pink booty shorts"

For 11 dollars I would let your picture be taken next to me while I wear the pink booty shorts

For 86 dollars I will steal your car wearing the pink booty shorts so you can get out of your loan payment

For 1000 dollars I will retire the pink booty shorts and never wear them again..

any takers?

I'll give you a dollar to post a pic of yourself wearing said pink booty shorts in this thread.

For $223,666.67 (but I hope he got more than one third of the insurance money), would you allow two of your friends to cut off one of your hands?

There is no one dollar service listed on my menu.. but if you pony up another 7 bucks I will sing and dance

ZiggyStar

Well I see this game's been fucked by banter.... :x

CAVSTARR313

ZiggyStar wrote:

Well I see this game's been fucked by banter.... :x

Calm down lady.. you will get it back..

For one million dollars will you forgive me/us?

DS1119

Yes.


For $24,980 would you french kiss a dog's behind for three hours?

ZiggyStar

Caveeze wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Calm down lady.. you will get it back..

I was kidding.....I hijack threads all the fucking time!