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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Welcome back 81.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    goldrush wrote:
    "Work it girlfriend!" or "Go girlfriend!"/"You go girl!"

    I don't care if you're Tyra Banks, Gok Wan or any of the other million fashion-obsessed fuckwits on TV these days... seriously just fucking stop!

    YES!!!! For the love of all that is good and right in the world MAKE IT STOP!
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    I work with a woman not much older than me who STILL uses these, no joke:



    don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

    I like that one
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,773
    push me and i will resist wrote:
    Take it one Shit at a time.

    fixed :lol:
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,773
    This one really pisses me off. When an "underdog" team wins and then someone when they get interviewed says "Nobody thought we could win" THAT"S BULLSHIT!!!! So what they are saying their fans didn't think they could win too or not one sports writer thought they were going to win? I highly fucking doubt it! :x
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Money is the root of all evil.


    No it's not.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    DS1119 wrote:
    Money is the root of all evil.


    No it's not.

    then what is it?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    davidtrios wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Money is the root of all evil.


    No it's not.

    then what is it?


    Evil is the root of all evil.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    that's just double talk :nono:
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Davidtrios wrote:
    and grinding? :lol:

    A little grinding is alright from time to time :lol:

    Which brings me to a cliche I really hate: Back to the grind!!

    UGH!!


    :lol::lol::lol:
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    davidtrios wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Davidtrios wrote:
    and grinding? :lol:

    A little grinding is alright from time to time :lol:

    Which brings me to a cliche I really hate: Back to the grind!!

    UGH!!


    :lol::lol::lol:
    :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

    :oops: :oops:
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Time is money
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,874
    what the fuck is "woot woot"

    that shit annoys me
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    davidtrios wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Money is the root of all evil.


    No it's not.

    then what is it?
    It's actually a bible verse and it is not money that is the problem. It is "the love of money is the root of all evil."
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    You always find it in the last place you look...

    Well, no fucking shit. If you keep looking after you found something then you are a god-damned idiot.
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    mysticweed wrote:
    of.the.girl wrote:
    misdickweed wrote:
    and absitively

    What about absofuckinlutely?

    no
    that one is ok
    any word with fucking inserted as the middle syllables doesn't count
    One of the most versatile words ever . . .http://justin.justnet.com.au/rudestuff/ ... -fuck.html :lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • oceaninmyeyesoceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    Snakeduck wrote:
    You always find it in the last place you look...

    Well, no fucking shit. If you keep looking after you found something then you are a god-damned idiot.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • lpeddlelpeddle Posts: 293
    I hate it when I am at the grocery store and after all my food is scanned the cashier asks "is that everything?" Of course it is!! If i wanted anything else I would have put it up on the conveyer belt with everything else!

    Also when I was a kid if I was going too far with something my mom would always say "you're pushing the envelope!" Used to drive me crazy!!
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    epic
    fail

    epic fail
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    lpeddle wrote:
    I hate it when I am at the grocery store and after all my food is scanned the cashier asks "is that everything?" Of course it is!! If i wanted anything else I would have put it up on the conveyer belt with everything else!

    Also when I was a kid if I was going too far with something my mom would always say "you're pushing the envelope!" Used to drive me crazy!!

    "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine
    drawn beyond the lines of reason.
    Push the envelope. Watch it bend.

    Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
    Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
    Feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines."

    Push the envelope can be cool!

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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    please stop saying Sunday Funday
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    davidtrios said:

    please stop saying Sunday Funday

    Never heard that one before, and I hope I never hear it.

    It's not really a cliche, but it drives me nuts whenever I ask an elderly person how they are and their response is: "Fair to middlin'." Wtf is that?
    ELITIST FUK
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    I've read this from some angry and indignant they wasted their time reading or watching something on which they chose to click...

    "That's x amount of time I can't get back"

    You can't get it back no matter what you've spent it on, ya bloomin' idiot.
  • HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Posts: 16,427
    At the office:
    "We've been playing phone tag." Used when both parties leave voicemail for each other back and forth. It was probably clever the first time we all heard it. Decades later, it just sounds dumb.
    "At least we have a job." Yes, I realize we are still employed after the economy went to shit but that doesn't mean I have to be happy with a much bigger workload when I was getting underpaid to begin with.

    Sports analysts:
    "Good teams just find a way to win." This is used usually when a team with a good record plays a sloppy game but manages to win in the end. Instead of the analyst actually breaking down plays & explaining what worked to make the team win, they cop out to this nonsense.
    "They just wanted it more." This is just one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

    In general:
    "The proof is in the pudding." That's not even the correct way to say this cliche.


    And one that isn't so much a cliche, but when girls use the same word twice to emphasize that whatever they're talking about doesn't actually count. "Well, we went out on a date but it wasn't a DATE date."
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  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    You're so far behind you think you're ahead.

    Can't fucking stand this one! I know exactly how far behind I am and you would have to be pretty fucking slow/lazy/generally incompetent for this to apply.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,889
    Glad this was resurrected. :)

    "Thinking outside the box."

    Fuck off, if you were really thinking outside the box you never would have used that stupid phrase. :-L
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Posts: 12,844
    "At the end of the day".
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • HobbesHobbes Posts: 6,418
    edited July 2014
    "It is what it is"

    Bullshit. Sometimes that is true, but I find most people feign acceptance rather than muster the courage to deal with a problem
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  • igotid88igotid88 Posts: 27,770
    edited July 2014
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    I miss igotid88
  • fifefife Posts: 3,327
    My personally favorite is always used in every sports interview.

    "we gave it 110%" did you think that is even possible? why can't you just say gave 100%. is 100% not enough?

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