Cliches that make you wanna punch the wall

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  • Go BeaversGo Beavers Posts: 8,949
    "Isn't the definition of insanity when you keep doing the same thing expecting different results?"

    NO, it's not, stop saying it!!
  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,874
    "i'm so mad i wanna punch the wall"





    get it?? ;)
  • "it'll all come out in the wash" ???

    or when people tweet or write something on facebook and then end it with "just sayin" <----that's one's getting real old!

    i had a micro-managing bitch (er, I mean boss) once and whenever she was advising me on something, she'd always start it with..."going forward....(blah, blah, blah)" Now when I hear someone start a sentence with that, i want to punch them in the face!
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  • oona leftoona left Posts: 1,677
    There's a guy at work. I don't like him. My nickname for him is "Craftsman," 'cause he's a fucking tool.

    Anyway, at least once a week he lopes in and says, "Another day at the office..."

    No shit, moron. But thanks for reminding those of us who had a real nice daydream going on, and had managed to forget where we were for a moment.

    He's an asshat.
  • I can't stand conversations that start out like this:

    Person A: "Good morning."
    Person B: "Good morning."

    Person A: "How are you?"
    Person B: "Good. How are you?"
    Person A: "Good."

    :crazy:
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  • oona leftoona left Posts: 1,677
    I can't stand conversations that start out like this:

    Person A: "Good morning."
    Person B: "Good morning."

    Person A: "How are you?"
    Person B: "Good. How are you?"
    Person A: "Good."

    :crazy:

    Unless they immediately fight to the death, the above exchange is intolerable.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Don't you hate it when reporters ask coaches and players what they need to do to win an upcoming game? The answer should always be score more points than the other team. :twisted:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    RKCNDY wrote:
    why would I want to look at a horse's mouth? :?
    It's way to determine at a glance the health of the horse being presented as a gift....or being purchased if that is the case.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,127
    oona left wrote:
    There's a guy at work. I don't like him. My nickname for him is "Craftsman," 'cause he's a fucking tool.
    :lol::lol::lol: I'll have to remember that one.
  • mookeywrenchmookeywrench Posts: 5,868
    "(uninteresting/redundant antiwar rant)...but we've gotta support the troops"

    as though they're bringing an amazing voice of reasoning to the table...yeah, thanks captain obvious.


    People calling people "rock stars" when they do a good job.

    Passive agressive bragging on facebook:
    "I can't believe I just jogged 15 miles when I should be studying...what was I thinking?"
    "There's no way this vegan diet is going to be worth it"

    People who fall for and give attention to passive aggressive bragging:
    Replies: "OMG I'm so proud of you, you're so fit!!"
    "you're just an amazing person, I can barely go for 3 miles"

    "I could care less" --It's the damn opposite of what you're trying to say
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  • markymark550markymark550 Posts: 5,127
    "I could care less" --It's the damn opposite of what you're trying to say
    ooooh, that's a good one....that annoys the piss out of me too

    anytime anyone says that, I always ask "Well, tell me, what is it that you care less about?" and they just give the blank stare not knowing they're a dumbass
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    "I can't believe I just jogged 15 miles when I should be studying...what was I thinking?"


    :lol:
  • Well , what are ya gonna do?

    I'll tell you what i'm gonna do.. I'm going to take my foot and shove it so far up your fart box you'll be giving me a shoe shine with your tounge for week. That's what I'm gonna do.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • HeavyHandsHeavyHands Posts: 2,130
    "low hanging fruit"

    Anything to do with "paradigm" or "sustainability" or "green".

    "orientate yourself to the area". It's not a real word. It's Orient. Orient.
    "A lot more people are capable of being big out there that just don't give themselves a chance." -Stone Gossard
  • Not a cliche I guess but My boss constantly says something/someone "drives me to distraction." Fuckin hate it every time it comes out of his mouth. I don't know what the hell that even means really. I'd like to drive him off a cliff.

    And just to throw this out there....a certain female who I love very much tells me one evening a couple years ago that she wants a "tighty."
    A what? I ask
    A tighty.
    A toddy???
    No a tighty....i've never heard the term toddy before in my life :lol:
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    someone just said to me,"another day, another dollar." he is the same person that says this to me at least once a week.
  • BronyBrony Posts: 631
    new one pretty popular: FAIL

    it was funny for about a week
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    my bad
  • Not a cliche, but makes me want to punch my supervisor.

    She'll walk by, half ass poke her head in the office and ask, are we having fun yet? Seriously, stfu.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    I'm guilty of a good number of these :oops:

    Maybe I just like to annoy people?
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  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    guilty as charged
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    One word...CLICHE
















    :lol: :P :wave:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • my co-worker makes me want to punch the wall (or, more likely her face :evil: )
    but i dont believe she is an actual cliche.
    unless you consider the fact that she is constantly on her iphone or facebook.
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    I wasn't thinking....

    ( those words are used way too much and its a horrible excuse )
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Brush and Floss.... :x :x :x

    It only really works when you do it Floss and Brush!!

    I do love this though...Asteroid Any makes it all better... :lol:

    http://www.hallmark.com/online/asteroid ... brush.aspx

    Mind you, he is wasting water... :x

    "Add some toothpaste...stick in it in your mouth...your big ol' giant mouth..."
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    RKCNDY wrote:
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"

    obviously that person has never experienced racism, or bullying.


    Absolutely ... cruel words break the human spirit deeper than sticks and stones


    My vein popping cliche

    I'm a glass half full kind of guy
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,773
    practice makes perfect.
    there's more than one way to skin a cat. Who' the fuck out there is skinning cats? ;)
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    always a bridesmaid, never a bride ( that one is so insulting )

    and you can take that to the bank ( not sure you can take anything to the bank these days ) :)
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,773
    Davidtrios wrote:
    winner winner, chicken dinner

    it's on like donkey kong (i actually like that one :lol: )

    it's raining cats and dogs WTF??????

    Kill Two Birds With One Stone (isn't that animal cruelty?)
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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Absence makes the heart grow fonder ... ( I don't think so )
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