Cliches that make you wanna punch the wall

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  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    voidofman wrote:
    My wife's aunt always says, "the fuck you say?" when telling one of her tall tales.

    she sounds classy
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    I had a boss who would ALWAYS say "having fun yet?". It's like no dillhole, I'M AT WORK lol
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    i work with a guy that says 'like i said' before every single thing he says, even if he never said before

    i have to bite tongue every time so i don't get myself in trouble :twisted:


    reminds me - years ago a guy that used to work here (he has since retired) used to say "and again" before everything he said. So another guy I used to work with and I were having a meeting with him and we told him that he wasn't allowed to say "and again" for the whole meeting. He did ok with it, but every once in a while he would slip and my buddy would go "ah!, ah!, ah!" while waving his finger at him. It was all in good fun, laughed a lot at that one.
    :lol::lol:
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    I had a boss who would ALWAYS say "having fun yet?". It's like no dillhole, I'M AT WORK lol


    my old boss: "hope to see you bright eyed and bushy tailed on monday." i dont want to think about monday as the weekend just begins
  • JaneNY
    JaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Its a 'win-win' for everyone. Usually said to us by our parent company when they're trying to get us to do financial things we don't want to do.
    R.i.p. Rigoberto Alpizar.
    R.i.p. My Dad - May 28, 2007
    R.i.p. Black Tail (cat) - Sept. 20, 2008
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    One game at a time
    81 is now off the air

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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    winner winner, chicken dinner
  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,622
    81 wrote:
    One game at a time

    There's just too many sports related cliches.

    "We've got to execute on every play"

    The timeless: "give it a 110%"

    "We have to make plays"
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    "Plenty more fish in the sea."

    "Such is life."

    "I know how you feel." (Fair enough, this can sometimes be true. :P )

    :? :roll:
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    'Everything happens for a reason'

    Bullshit :twisted:
  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,622
    "Isn't the definition of insanity when you keep doing the same thing expecting different results?"

    NO, it's not, stop saying it!!
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    "i'm so mad i wanna punch the wall"





    get it?? ;)
  • stargazer76
    stargazer76 Posts: 164
    "it'll all come out in the wash" ???

    or when people tweet or write something on facebook and then end it with "just sayin" <----that's one's getting real old!

    i had a micro-managing bitch (er, I mean boss) once and whenever she was advising me on something, she'd always start it with..."going forward....(blah, blah, blah)" Now when I hear someone start a sentence with that, i want to punch them in the face!
    love is all good people need....and music sets the sick ones free...
  • oona left
    oona left Posts: 1,677
    There's a guy at work. I don't like him. My nickname for him is "Craftsman," 'cause he's a fucking tool.

    Anyway, at least once a week he lopes in and says, "Another day at the office..."

    No shit, moron. But thanks for reminding those of us who had a real nice daydream going on, and had managed to forget where we were for a moment.

    He's an asshat.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I can't stand conversations that start out like this:

    Person A: "Good morning."
    Person B: "Good morning."

    Person A: "How are you?"
    Person B: "Good. How are you?"
    Person A: "Good."

    :crazy:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • oona left
    oona left Posts: 1,677
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I can't stand conversations that start out like this:

    Person A: "Good morning."
    Person B: "Good morning."

    Person A: "How are you?"
    Person B: "Good. How are you?"
    Person A: "Good."

    :crazy:

    Unless they immediately fight to the death, the above exchange is intolerable.
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    Don't you hate it when reporters ask coaches and players what they need to do to win an upcoming game? The answer should always be score more points than the other team. :twisted:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    RKCNDY wrote:
    why would I want to look at a horse's mouth? :?
    It's way to determine at a glance the health of the horse being presented as a gift....or being purchased if that is the case.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • markymark550
    markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,224
    oona left wrote:
    There's a guy at work. I don't like him. My nickname for him is "Craftsman," 'cause he's a fucking tool.
    :lol::lol::lol: I'll have to remember that one.
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,081
    "(uninteresting/redundant antiwar rant)...but we've gotta support the troops"

    as though they're bringing an amazing voice of reasoning to the table...yeah, thanks captain obvious.


    People calling people "rock stars" when they do a good job.

    Passive agressive bragging on facebook:
    "I can't believe I just jogged 15 miles when I should be studying...what was I thinking?"
    "There's no way this vegan diet is going to be worth it"

    People who fall for and give attention to passive aggressive bragging:
    Replies: "OMG I'm so proud of you, you're so fit!!"
    "you're just an amazing person, I can barely go for 3 miles"

    "I could care less" --It's the damn opposite of what you're trying to say

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