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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    People who think it's ok to take a leisurely stroll across a 2 lane BUSY highway and don't hurry their fat ass across the lane when a car is speeding towards them, in turn forcing said driver to slam on their brakes because they don't want a new hood ornament. MOFO'in RATF'er
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  • cross7806cross7806 Posts: 222
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    hurricane irene...... rat fuck!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    conman wrote:
    hurricane irene...... rat fuck!

    yup
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  • cross7806 wrote:
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.

    OH, I had this chick, and I use that term loosely, behind me in line not long ago, and she kept rubbing her gunt up against me every time I moved an inch forward. She moved two inches to my every one. Her gunt almost crept up to my neck. I wanted to yell to her to step her gunt back, but i never did. She may have been packing something in there, you never know.

    Rat fuck.
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    cross7806 wrote:
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.

    OH, I had this chick, and I use that term loosely, behind me in line not long ago, and she kept rubbing her gunt up against me every time I moved an inch forward. She moved two inches to my every one. Her gunt almost crept up to my neck. I wanted to yell to her to step her gunt back, but i never did. She may have been packing something in there, you never know.

    Rat fuck.
    what's a gunt? :?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    cross7806 wrote:
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.

    OH, I had this chick, and I use that term loosely, behind me in line not long ago, and she kept rubbing her gunt up against me every time I moved an inch forward. She moved two inches to my every one. Her gunt almost crept up to my neck. I wanted to yell to her to step her gunt back, but i never did. She may have been packing something in there, you never know.

    Rat fuck.


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  • conman wrote:
    cross7806 wrote:
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.

    OH, I had this chick, and I use that term loosely, behind me in line not long ago, and she kept rubbing her gunt up against me every time I moved an inch forward. She moved two inches to my every one. Her gunt almost crept up to my neck. I wanted to yell to her to step her gunt back, but i never did. She may have been packing something in there, you never know.

    Rat fuck.
    what's a gunt? :?

    it's a vulgar term for that part of a really fat women that sits really low (under her sweatpant waistline). it's too low to be a gut, but it's too high to be her.......really really bad word for vagina.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    :lol: gotcha!
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Rat Gunts!
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Your at twisted demented twat rat fuck if you made a movie called a Serbian movie.

    :lol:
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    DS1119 wrote:
    cross7806 wrote:
    People who don't respect personal space when standing in line. When they think they are going to to the front faster by standing on your heels. They are big rat fucks.

    OH, I had this chick, and I use that term loosely, behind me in line not long ago, and she kept rubbing her gunt up against me every time I moved an inch forward. She moved two inches to my every one. Her gunt almost crept up to my neck. I wanted to yell to her to step her gunt back, but i never did. She may have been packing something in there, you never know.

    Rat fuck.


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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Cancer = rat fucks
    Child killers and rapists = rat fucks
    People behind me that keep bumping my seat on the plane denying me sleep = rat fucks
    The lady that made me the shittest cafe late ever this morning = rat fuck
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  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    If you work at 7-11 and it is quite obvious that I am 32 years old and you make me walk back out to my car to get my ID so I can buy smokes.. You are the worst form of rat fuck
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    If you work at 7-11 and it is quite obvious that I am 32 years old and you make me walk back out to my car to get my ID so I can buy smokes.. You are the worst form of rat fuck

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Arrogant hipster working at coffee shop who won't even look at my girlfriend when she orders a meal and drink and shows absolutely no courtesy is a rat fuck.
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  • Drivers who use their mobile phones whilst driving or who don't know how to indicate are rat fucks!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who talk too loud on their cell phones in public...like I give a shit about your personal business you rat fuck.
  • DS1119 wrote:
    People who talk too loud on their cell phones in public...like I give a shit about your personal business you rat fuck.

    http://youtu.be/yWV97pdNzOM :D
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  • found the biggest rat fuck ever.....literally http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37316.html
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    found the biggest rat fuck ever.....literally http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/2 ... 37316.html

    Isn't that a Rat Fork? :shock:
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  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    anyone who ignores you when you walk up to a counter or a bar to buy something--then waits on the person who got there AFTER you is a rat fuck.
  • EmBleveEmBleve Posts: 3,019
    If you work at 7-11 and it is quite obvious that I am 32 years old and you make me walk back out to my car to get my ID so I can buy smokes.. You are the worst form of rat fuck
    :lol: in NC, you have to look 40 or get carded. :roll: That's the rule, anyway. It's not followed strictly. :lol:
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,692
    if you park in the fire lane even though there are parking spots 50 feet away you are a rat fuck

    if you stand all the way across on the airport walkway/people mover you are a rat fuck - it's not an amusement ride people walk or get the f out of the way

    if you leave your shit on the counter then go back to pick up more shit at a convenience store you are a rat fuck - it's not a personal holding space for you, carry it around until you are ready to pay as the counter is there for those in line to pay now
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,235
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Arrogant hipster working at coffee shop who won't even look at my girlfriend when she orders a meal and drink and shows absolutely no courtesy is a rat fuck.
    she was with somebody. Thats called "respect for her man" ;)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Arrogant hipster working at coffee shop who won't even look at my girlfriend when she orders a meal and drink and shows absolutely no courtesy is a rat fuck.
    she was with somebody. Thats called "respect for her man" ;)

    :lol:

    Well okay, but I mean... he wouldn't even look her in the eye. He made it seem like she was the biggest inconvenience of his day.

    The guy needs a serious refresher in customer service skills.
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pjhawks wrote:
    if you leave your shit on the counter then go back to pick up more shit at a convenience store you are a rat fuck - it's not a personal holding space for you, carry it around until you are ready to pay as the counter is there for those in line to pay now

    Aren't you aware that they're above using shopping baskets?! ;)
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pjhawks wrote:
    if you stand all the way across on the airport walkway/people mover you are a rat fuck - it's not an amusement ride people walk or get the f out of the way


    but it says stand on the right side. :?:
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