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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    When you're waiting for your prescription and went to the drive thru, but since you were a ratfuck and DIDN'T call it in FIRST, they asked you to 'please move forward so that other patients may drive thru'; you proceed to sit in the middle of the the driveway that is the ONLY ENTER/EXIT to the parking lot, and when I honk my horn at you, you continue to sit there flapping your yap on your cell phone, and force one of the associates to come out and direct you to a parking space....RATFUCK.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,289
    This thread is Batshit Crazy! :mrgreen:
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jason P wrote:
    This thread is Batshit Crazy! :mrgreen:
    Batshit crazy rat fuckers!! :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • he.who.forgets
    he.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    People that attend concerts and treat it as a social gathering chatting it up with their friends and ignoring the music...rat fuckas
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,242
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    People that attend concerts and treat it as a social gathering chatting it up with their friends and ignoring the music...rat fuckas
    we have a winner. god, I hate those rat fucks!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    People that attend concerts and treat it as a social gathering chatting it up with their friends and ignoring the music...rat fuckas
    we have a winner. god, I hate those rat fucks!
    That is a 100% accurate description of the FREE (key word) Twilight Concert series here in SLC.

    Rat fucks indeed...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    72bb2a44.jpg

    A rat fuck nest.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,242
    dcfaithful wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    he.who.forgets wrote:
    People that attend concerts and treat it as a social gathering chatting it up with their friends and ignoring the music...rat fuckas
    we have a winner. god, I hate those rat fucks!
    That is a 100% accurate description of the FREE (key word) Twilight Concert series here in SLC.

    Rat fucks indeed...
    plenty of those rat fucks up at red butte, as well :evil:

    thankfully, I have not seen many RFs at a PJ show. you, on the other hand..... :lol:

    tell that story
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    plenty of those rat fucks up at red butte, as well :evil:

    thankfully, I have not seen many RFs at a PJ show. you, on the other hand..... :lol:

    tell that story

    If you're speaking of the story of me getting profusely vomited on at the 2009 SLC PJ show, it's already in this thread. 8-):lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,242
    dcfaithful wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    plenty of those rat fucks up at red butte, as well :evil:

    thankfully, I have not seen many RFs at a PJ show. you, on the other hand..... :lol:

    tell that story

    If you're speaking of the story of me getting profusely vomited on at the 2009 SLC PJ show, it's already in this thread. 8-):lol:
    so I guess that guy is already on the list? :?
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    the story of me getting profusely vomited on at the 2009 SLC PJ show, it's already in this thread. 8-):lol:

    rat fuckery at its finest. dude should be at the top of the list.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    the story of me getting profusely vomited on at the 2009 SLC PJ show, it's already in this thread. 8-):lol:

    rat fuckery at its finest. dude should be at the top of the list.

    Dude is at the top of my rat fuck list for sure. That rat fuck couldn't even comprehend to do the right thing and offer a beer, a shirt, even a "I'm really sorry and embarrassed, can I make it up to you?"

    I mean honestly, if I was foolish enough to drink that much and vomit on a fellow concert goer, I'd buy them a new shirt and chalk it up as a very poor judgment call on my behalf and eat the cost of the shirt.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    voidofman wrote:
    This one is a true story too. Was over at a friend's house, he was refilling a zippo with butane, some of it leaked onto his couch. He decided to light his zippo and the couch went up a little bit, he stomped it out. Then this rat fuck thought it would be funny to squirt some butane on me. Oh hell fucking no! I ran the fuck out of there and never saw him again.

    Anyone who jokes about lighting their friend on fire is a stupid rat fuck sociopath.
    first, i don't think you're supposed to use butane for zippo's so that automatically makes him a rat fuck and second, i would have kicked the shit out of that rat fuck........... but that's just me.
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,308
    Where have I been with this thread. I will state this OTOTO. I take "offense" to this term!!!! No stop it!!! I may have to report you!!



































    see multiple locked threads on pages 2 and 3 of AMT. carry on. :mrgreen:
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Person who thought it would be a good idea to place the volume knob directly next to the temperature control knob on the dashboard of the Nissan Pathfinder, so every time I dial up "In Hiding," I start sweating but the music doesn't get any louder.

    Ratfuck.
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  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    While driving, anyone who comes off a side road and has to get in front of you, even though there is nobody behind you, causing you to slow down a lot, then they turn like half a mile down the road making you slow down even more is a fucking rat fuck. I want to rear end them every fucking time they do this!
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    conman wrote:
    first, i don't think you're supposed to use butane for zippo's so that automatically makes him a rat fuck and second, i would have kicked the shit out of that rat fuck........... but that's just me.

    I'm a pacifist, never been in a fight in my life. Hell, I even had the chance to beat the rat fuck shit out of him when he put a pair of boxing gloves on me a few months earlier. He cowered like a rat fuck when I pulled my fist back like I was going to knock him the rat fuck out.
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    If you visit someone and take over their bathroom, yap while they are trying to watch Saving Private Ryan, and then tell them they need more art - then you are a rat fuck.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Cool Face Ryan
    Cool Face Ryan Posts: 1,254
    if they go against the puff puff pass method that we all know and love, then yeah, rat fuck.
    MSG II 5/21/10
    Tres Mts. Gramercy Theatre 3/26/11
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    If someone wants to piss on your toothbrush, then you probably deserve it and are most likely a BIG rat fuck. BIG.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self

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