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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    DS1119 wrote:
    If you're sitting at a poker table and can't figure out who the rat fuck is…it's you. You're the rat fuck.

    :lol::lol:
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Lmfao. :D ratfuck. All the rats get bats.
    The moms on toddlers and tieras are rat fucks.
    Don't ask. Lol. I'm a ratfuck for mentioning that show.

    Reading all up to the 8th page I was wondering shit that dude that started this rat fuck thing hasn't even seen this thread, better late than never 8-)
    Saved me from PM'ing you....
    If your late to the rat fuck thread, your a rat fuck.
    I laughed my ass off when I saw it. :D
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pjhawks wrote:
    if you hold up a line in a store to put your change in your pocketbook/pockets you are a rat fuck - move the hell out of the way after paying

    if you wear weather-inappropriate attire (shorts in winter, hoodies in summer, etc.) you are a rat fuck.

    if you don't put your car lights on when driving when it's raining out, you are a rat fuck.

    if you talk over me or try to talk to someone while I am on the phone with them, you are a rat fuck.

    I like all of these. Definitely rat fuck material.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pjhawks wrote:
    shorts in winter
    81's gf wrote:
    silly white people
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,242
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
    another 8 hours of what? :wtf:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Red neck kids with they're first mustache. The one that's all thin and whispy and patchy. Ya. Rat fucks
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
    another 8 hours of what? :wtf:

    Work. I know, hard to believe... but actually do get shit done here. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    It's not probable, it's definite.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Can we all be aware of what should be obvious

    hipsters = rat fucks.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Red neck kids with they're first mustache. The one that's all thin and whispy and patchy. Ya. Rat fucks

    Ooh...gotta add in the rat fucks with the rat tail. major rat fucks.
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,242
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    It's not probable, it's definite.
    from the doggie thread:

    IMG_2815.jpg

    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    So, i just left the bathroom with but only one square of TP left. However, it was done as payback for the numerous times I have found only one measly square left in there from the person before me.
    Does that make me a rat fuck, or a rat fuck retaliator? Either way, it was worth it :twisted:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Watiresses at the Olive Garden who attempt to even correctly pronounce gnocchi all the while with a ridiculous feigned and fucking awful Italian "accent" are undoubtedly rat fucks.

    GUH-NO-CHAY?

    No wonder you serve "Italian food" at Olive Garden.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    It's not probable, it's definite.
    from the doggie thread:

    IMG_2815.jpg

    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:

    Oh snap! Norm's a rat fuck!! :o:lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    So, i just left the bathroom with but only one square of TP left. However, it was done as payback for the numerous times I have found only one measly square left in there from the person before me.
    Does that make me a rat fuck, or a rat fuck retaliator? Either way, it was worth it :twisted:

    You're a rat fuck sufferer who responds by giving them a taste of their own medicine. It's an old technique, I don't judge you for using it to show them how much of a rat fuck they are.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    people that cry about name calling on the moving train......are rat fucks
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    people that cry about name calling on the moving train......are rat fucks
    8-)

    :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    People who eat like pigs at their desk, within earshot and in your direct line of vision.

    Good God, why don't you just put it in a trough and be done with it?!?

    Ratfuck.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)

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