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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Can we all be aware of what should be obvious

    hipsters = rat fucks.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Red neck kids with they're first mustache. The one that's all thin and whispy and patchy. Ya. Rat fucks

    Ooh...gotta add in the rat fucks with the rat tail. major rat fucks.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,492
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    It's not probable, it's definite.
    from the doggie thread:

    IMG_2815.jpg

    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    So, i just left the bathroom with but only one square of TP left. However, it was done as payback for the numerous times I have found only one measly square left in there from the person before me.
    Does that make me a rat fuck, or a rat fuck retaliator? Either way, it was worth it :twisted:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Watiresses at the Olive Garden who attempt to even correctly pronounce gnocchi all the while with a ridiculous feigned and fucking awful Italian "accent" are undoubtedly rat fucks.

    GUH-NO-CHAY?

    No wonder you serve "Italian food" at Olive Garden.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    imalive wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck
    It's not probable, it's definite.
    from the doggie thread:

    IMG_2815.jpg

    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:

    Oh snap! Norm's a rat fuck!! :o:lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    So, i just left the bathroom with but only one square of TP left. However, it was done as payback for the numerous times I have found only one measly square left in there from the person before me.
    Does that make me a rat fuck, or a rat fuck retaliator? Either way, it was worth it :twisted:

    You're a rat fuck sufferer who responds by giving them a taste of their own medicine. It's an old technique, I don't judge you for using it to show them how much of a rat fuck they are.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    people that cry about name calling on the moving train......are rat fucks
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    people that cry about name calling on the moving train......are rat fucks
    8-)

    :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    People who eat like pigs at their desk, within earshot and in your direct line of vision.

    Good God, why don't you just put it in a trough and be done with it?!?

    Ratfuck.
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    That reminds me of something that happened to me. It was cold out but I didn't feel like wearing shoes so I went with the socks and sandals not knowing it's a rat fuck move. I lived in a logger town, was walking behind the grocery store and a guy parked in a car yells out to me. "hey buddy! Socks and sandals don't work!" I gave him a smile and a thumbs up back. He did a thumbs down and said, "noooooo!!!"
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    voidofman wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    That reminds me of something that happened to me. It was cold out but I didn't feel like wearing shoes so I went with the socks and sandals not knowing it's a rat fuck move. I lived in a logger town, was walking behind the grocery store and a guy parked in a car yells out to me. "hey buddy! Socks and sandals don't work!" I gave him a smile and a thumbs up back. He did a thumbs down and said, "noooooo!!!"

    classic rat fuck call out. :lol:
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    classic rat fuck call out. :lol:

    In this instance I am proud to be a rat fuck as I didn't hurt anyone or piss someone off with sheer stupidity.
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    This one is a true story too. Was over at a friend's house, he was refilling a zippo with butane, some of it leaked onto his couch. He decided to light his zippo and the couch went up a little bit, he stomped it out. Then this rat fuck thought it would be funny to squirt some butane on me. Oh hell fucking no! I ran the fuck out of there and never saw him again.

    Anyone who jokes about lighting their friend on fire is a stupid rat fuck sociopath.
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Can we all be aware of what should be obvious

    hipsters = rat fucks.

    Oh yes.

    Also, everyone listed on this site is a rat fuck:

    http://yourscenesucks.com/
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?

    If you need to ask you're probably both.



















    ;)
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,492
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    socks + sandals = probably a rat fuck

    from the doggie thread:

    IMG_2815.jpg

    socks and sandals guy never did own up to it :lol:

    Oh snap! Norm's a rat fuck!! :o:lol:
    it's "his friend." that's his story and he's sticking to it :lol:

    besides, norm is no rat fuck.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    DS1119 wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    Im in need of some clarification.
    What is the difference between a rat fuck and a rat bastard?

    If you need to ask you're probably both.




















    ;)


    :lol:
    you rat bastard!! :x ;):lol:
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    :lol:
    you rat bastard!! :x ;):lol:

    :thumbup:
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    faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    This one is a true story too. Was over at a friend's house, he was refilling a zippo with butane, some of it leaked onto his couch. He decided to light his zippo and the couch went up a little bit, he stomped it out. Then this rat fuck thought it would be funny to squirt some butane on me. Oh hell fucking no! I ran the fuck out of there and never saw him again.

    Anyone who jokes about lighting their friend on fire is a stupid rat fuck sociopath.

    What a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.

    Said wife must not be German.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    I am sooo guilty of this!!
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Apaaaaaaaaaarently. Your a rat fuck if you try to pee on wife while in shower. So I've heard.

    Or if you wake up in the middle of the night to take a piss and you accidentally get a little on the floor when you're half asleep and can't see shit....so I've heard from my fiance.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x
    81 is now off the air

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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x


    ...and the people at the drive thru when you ask for ketchup and they give you one package. WTF am I going to do with this you rat fuck?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People at a fast food joint who take WAY too many napkins for their meal and then throw them away unused. Mega rat fucks.


    or the reverse rat fuck....the place that gives you one napkin with your sloppy food. :x


    ...and the people at the drive thru when you ask for ketchup and they give you one package. WTF am I going to do with this you rat fuck?


    and the people that give you 10 for one taco...rat fucks
    81 is now off the air

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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    the people at the grocery store, who bag your groceries, and put meat in with anything that is not meat....or if they put something heavy in with your bread, buns or rolls, and they get smooshed :cry:

    ratmotherfucks :x
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