You wait until the light turns green to put on your left turn sigal and fuck the people behind you who could have gone around you had put your signal on earlier!
I'm sometimes guilty of this on accident. It certainly isn't intentional.
I guess I'm like what, 5% rat fuck?
Ha. I think we are all guilty of this at times...so I'll give you 5%. It just drives me nuts when you do go around this person and its someone on their cell phone who obviously just isnt paying attention...
you are a rat fuck if you are in teh left lane, than slow to a crawl to get into the right lane to turn into a parking lot.
People that take their sweet ass time strolling across a crosswalk while you're stopped in your car waiting for them are big time rat fuck bastards.
Or how about the ones that will stand there a few moments while the sign says walk and the decide to start crossing once it's blinking?
People that dont know they can make a left turn on red onto a one-way street are rat fucks and I deal with them EVERY DAY.
This thread is rat-fucking hilarious by the way
You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.
***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
people who keep trying to open the door to the bathroom stall when you're already in there and the door is LOCKED-geez! don't they do a 'foot check'?!?!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
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If you hold the joint for more than one (good) toke and don't pass it in the circle, you're a fucking rat fuckedy fuck fucker.
Depends, if some funny story occurs to you while toking and you get more wrapped up in telling your story and forget we are smoking, then your the Rat fuck, i'm smoking. All stories can wait until the J is done.
Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x
You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.
***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
I thought the same thing. My last time was in October right after 9/11. And I'm not bothering with bringing the laptop. :oops:
Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x
Guys who stand next to you at a urinal while youre taking a leak without giving you at least a "one urinal buffer" when there are open urinals are rat fucks.
i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x
Um... what kind of assault, exactly?
not sure, i can get a little crazy sometimes :twisted: :P
i might actually go to jail for assault one day because of this one :x
Um... what kind of assault, exactly?
not sure, i can get a little crazy sometimes :twisted: :P
watch out for those Navy boys unlost! I hear they can be a little :crazy:.....:shh:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
You're in the security line at the airport and you wait until the absolute last minute to take off your shoes, empty your pockets, and get your laptop out of its bag. Clearly you a) haven't flown in over 10 years or b) you're a rat fuck.
***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
I thought the same thing. My last time was in October right after 9/11. And I'm not bothering with bringing the laptop. :oops:
In cases where you haven't flown in that long, you obviously get a pass
Rat fuck status revoked!
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You're a rat fuck if you show up to a BBQ/party, don't bring any of your own beer and drink everybody else's
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
people who go to a party or some other social gathering at someone elses house and don't bring at least enough beer (or whatever their drink of choice is) for themselves and proceed to drink everyone elses beer....... rat fucks.
People that take their sweet ass time strolling across a crosswalk while you're stopped in your car waiting for them are big time rat fuck bastards.
Or how about the ones that will stand there a few moments while the sign says walk and the decide to start crossing once it's blinking?
I'm not even talking about at the light. I just mean a regular, marked crosswalk. Some people move along like they're taking a stroll through the park. But yeah, the ones you are talking about are definitely rat fucks too - clueless rat fucks.
Or how about people that don't press the button to activate the flashing yellow lights at a crosswalk? They just walk across without warning. They are lazy rat fucks.
Another habit says it's in love with you
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Lmfao. ratfuck. All the rats get bats.
The moms on toddlers and tieras are rat fucks.
Don't ask. Lol. I'm a ratfuck for mentioning that show.
Reading all up to the 8th page I was wondering shit that dude that started this rat fuck thing hasn't even seen this thread, better late than never
Saved me from PM'ing you....
If your late to the rat fuck thread, your a rat fuck.
I laughed my ass off when I saw it.
Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
if you hold up a line in a store to put your change in your pocketbook/pockets you are a rat fuck - move the hell out of the way after paying
if you wear weather-inappropriate attire (shorts in winter, hoodies in summer, etc.) you are a rat fuck.
if you don't put your car lights on when driving when it's raining out, you are a rat fuck.
if you talk over me or try to talk to someone while I am on the phone with them, you are a rat fuck.
I like all of these. Definitely rat fuck material.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
another 8 hours of what? :wtf:
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Thursday is a rat fuck day. It's so close to the weekend, yet tomorrow I'll have to come in for another 8 hours.
another 8 hours of what? :wtf:
Work. I know, hard to believe... but actually do get shit done here.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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you are a rat fuck if you are in teh left lane, than slow to a crawl to get into the right lane to turn into a parking lot.
People that dont know they can make a left turn on red onto a one-way street are rat fucks and I deal with them EVERY DAY.
This thread is rat-fucking hilarious by the way
***must remember to strip down to undies while in line at the airport-since the last time I flew was BEFORE 9/11***
- Christopher McCandless
- Christopher McCandless
when does your flight leave milwaukee?
Depends, if some funny story occurs to you while toking and you get more wrapped up in telling your story and forget we are smoking, then your the Rat fuck, i'm smoking. All stories can wait until the J is done.
Um... what kind of assault, exactly?
watch out for those Navy boys unlost! I hear they can be a little :crazy:.....:shh:
- Christopher McCandless
In cases where you haven't flown in that long, you obviously get a pass
Rat fuck status revoked!
- Christopher McCandless
if you wear weather-inappropriate attire (shorts in winter, hoodies in summer, etc.) you are a rat fuck.
if you don't put your car lights on when driving when it's raining out, you are a rat fuck.
if you talk over me or try to talk to someone while I am on the phone with them, you are a rat fuck.
I'm not even talking about at the light. I just mean a regular, marked crosswalk. Some people move along like they're taking a stroll through the park. But yeah, the ones you are talking about are definitely rat fucks too - clueless rat fucks.
Or how about people that don't press the button to activate the flashing yellow lights at a crosswalk? They just walk across without warning. They are lazy rat fucks.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
I laughed my ass off when I saw it.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I like all of these. Definitely rat fuck material.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
Work. I know, hard to believe... but actually do get shit done here.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2