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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:

    To add to the first one, if you do not say thank you to a person that holds the door for you... you're a rat fuck.


    Triple rat fuck!
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    People who ask you a question, and then interrupt your answer are definitely rat fucks. :evil:
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....

    who is the rat fuck?

    I am.

    Touche, Rat Fuck.
    LMAO, awesome.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,496
    dcfaithful wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    ...or, if you waste your employer's money by spending your entire "working day" posting here :shifty:

    ...... damn you.
    you're hardly alone. I, on the other hand, take time from my day to interact with you slackers.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    To add to the first one, if you do not say thank you to a person that holds the door for you... you're a rat fuck.


    Triple rat fuck!

    Rat Fuck³
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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    tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    People who don't know the road rules are complete rat fucks and shouldn't be fucking driving!!!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    You're all rat fucks for making me cry laughing at my cubicle.
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    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    dcfaithful wrote:
    People who ask you a question, and then interrupt your answer are definitely rat fucks. :evil:

    Or answer for you :x
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tinkerbell wrote:
    People who don't know the road rules are complete rat fucks and shouldn't be fucking driving!!!

    The driver's ed teacher that passed them is also a shoe-in rat fuck.
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    pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who scalp tickets are rat fucks.
    didn't read through all the posts

    but people as of late who scalp FAKE tickets

    are SUPER RAT FUCKS! :evil:
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    tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    dcfaithful wrote:
    tinkerbell wrote:
    People who don't know the road rules are complete rat fucks and shouldn't be fucking driving!!!

    The driver's ed teacher that passed them is also a shoe-in rat fuck.

    :lol::lol: Unfortunately it seems the older generation forget the basics and don't keep up with changes.
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Rat Fuck³
    You just blew my mind.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Rat Fuck³
    You just blew my mind.

    Nothing is worse than a triple rat fuck dude. They need to be identified properly.
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If this thread gets locked.....

    who is the rat fuck?

    I am.

    Touche, Rat Fuck.

    Okay, I'm done playing with that name before I get banned for being a rat fuck, literally.
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Rat Fuck wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    Rat Fuck³
    You just blew my mind.

    Nothing is worse than a triple rat fuck dude. They need to be identified properly.

    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Nothing is worse than a triple rat fuck dude. They need to be identified properly.

    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.

    Way to make me look like a rat fuck. :x
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Way to make me look like a rat fuck. :x
    Anyone who calls out someone making them look like a rat fuck is a major rat fuck.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    Anyone who calls out someone making them look like a rat fuck is a major rat fuck.

    Anyone who keeps rubbing in the rat fuck factor is a enormous rat fuck.
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    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If I call my professor tonight a rat fuck on day one of the semester, will I redeem myself?
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    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Anyone who keeps rubbing in the rat fuck factor is a enormous rat fuck.

    Sorry but....Anyone who tries to apologize for being a rat fuck is a ginormous rat fuck.
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    If I call my professor tonight a rat fuck on day one of the semester, will I redeem myself?

    Please take video!
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    If you accept the fact that you're a rat fuck, you're definitely a rat fuck.
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    people who go to a party or some other social gathering at someone elses house and don't bring at least enough beer (or whatever their drink of choice is) for themselves and proceed to drink everyone elses beer....... rat fucks.
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    People who are militantly politically correct are rat fucks.

    Or, as they lobby to be called, "rodent fornicators."

    Carry on.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Epitomy of rat fuck:

    kroeger13.jpg
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P


    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    voidofman wrote:
    I hate to be a brainy rat fuck but that is not a triple rat fuck as Rat Fuck cubed is exponentially bigger than a triple rat fuck.


    It would be more like 3 x rat fuck = triple rat fuck...right?

    Don't help that rat fuck. :P

    Again, being a rat fuck here.

    rat fuck cubed is:

    Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck.

    As I said before, mind blown!
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:

    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!


    At this rate, we're all rat fucks.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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