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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    voidofman wrote:
    Again, being a rat fuck here.

    rat fuck cubed is:

    Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck x Rat Fuck.

    As I said before, mind blown!

    That much rat fuck is a danger to society.
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    dcfaithful wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    I can't help it...I'm a rat fuck!


    At this rate, we're all rat fucks.

    Does that make this a Rat Orgy?
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
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    I can't see that picture at work... this company is a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jesus, how long can this thread go on??

    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    dcfaithful wrote:
    People who ask you a question, and then interrupt your answer are definitely rat fucks. :evil:

    Yes, Rat fucks !

    Or people who ask you for your advise on how to do something, and then argue with you about how your wrong....why ask in the first place if you know everything !!!

    Fucking Rat Fucks :twisted:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Enkidu wrote:
    You're on your cell phone at Starbucks and the barista asks you, "What can I get for you?" and you ignore her and keep talking on your phone and she asks you again, "What can I get for you?" and you give her a dirty look like shut up bitch and go back to your cell phone conversation even though the line is very long, but you don't care because your phone call is more important and the barista asks you one more time and you finally shout out an order at her and go back to your call.

    You are a rat fuck.
    wow. this kinda stuff actually happens quite a bit im sure. see, this is why punching them in the mouth is a wonderful idea.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.


    he's sleeping. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!


    i know the feeling. :lol:


    listen he says, let me know, and i'll play your request....

    so i listen...and i get....everything but.

    :lol:
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    People who are militantly politically correct are rat fucks.

    Or, as they lobby to be called, "rodent fornicators."

    Carry on.
    you are hilarious.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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    yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    People who Walk into a Churchs chicken while your quietly waiting in line screaming on their cell phone so everyone can hear the conversation.... Followed by Making up a story about how like 5 weeks ago I was in here and you guys messed up my order, but I couldn't exchange it because before I noticed the order was wrong I was half way across the state. So now I'm in here to claim my prize of free food....Followed by receiving said free food from manager and eating part of the meal while still standing at the counter..

    He Probably does this a couple of time a week if I had to guess ....Rat Fuck !!

    True story by the way.....
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    tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.


    he's sleeping. :lol:

    I doubt he sleeps in til 9am on a school day ;) He's probably at work.
    all you need is love, love is all you need
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    tinkerbell wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.


    he's sleeping. :lol:

    I doubt he sleeps in til 9am on a school day ;) He's probably at work.


    i wonder if they could add the local time zone of the poster...i can't keep the time zones straight :lol:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    you might be a rat fuck....if you are in the westboro baptist church
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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Rat fuck didn't wave when I stopped on the narrow street to let him down the single lane.

    Ratfuckratfuckratfuckratfuck.
    :x

    From now on, every time I encounter a rude driver, I'm going to yell out the window, "You're a rat fuck!"

    I drive through Boston every day, so I probably won't have to do that very much.
    :|
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    if you're an internet DJ and don't play my request!


    i know the feeling. :lol:


    listen he says, let me know, and i'll play your request....

    so i listen...and i get....everything but.

    :lol:

    Your request is obnoxious. :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    you might be a rat fuck....if you are in the westboro baptist church


    There is rat fuck, and then there is WBC member.

    I'd rather be a rat fuck.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    I wish I was more of a musician so I could remake this song into Rat Fuck Race

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCE3Ge4bCLk
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Anyone who pisses on a toilet seat and doesn't make an attempt to clean is a rat fuck.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    DS1119 wrote:
    Anyone who pisses on a toilet seat and doesn't make an attempt to clean is a rat fuck.

    Holy shit... that is a taker of the crown.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Our cat is a rat fuck for constantly fucking with our house plants.

    I love him, but he is a rat fuck right now.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    If you're a cat and chew up a pair of $100 eye glasses you're a dumb rat fuck.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    People that take their sweet ass time strolling across a crosswalk while you're stopped in your car waiting for them are big time rat fuck bastards.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    Lmfao. :D ratfuck. All the rats get bats.
    The moms on toddlers and tieras are rat fucks.
    Don't ask. Lol. I'm a ratfuck for mentioning that show.
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
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    ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Let me get this straight ... This isn't a thread about fucking rats?
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Enkidu wrote:
    You're on your cell phone at Starbucks and the barista asks you, "What can I get for you?" and you ignore her and keep talking on your phone and she asks you again, "What can I get for you?" and you give her a dirty look like shut up bitch and go back to your cell phone conversation even though the line is very long, but you don't care because your phone call is more important and the barista asks you one more time and you finally shout out an order at her and go back to your call.

    You are a rat fuck.

    StarRatFucks cannot make a coffee, they are not barista's they are rat fucks behind a coffee machine that dish out what tastes like rat shit.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jesus, how long can this thread go on??

    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.

    :D Time difference is a rat fuck.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    tinkerbell wrote:
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive hasn't even seen it yet.


    he's sleeping. :lol:

    I doubt he sleeps in til 9am on a school day ;) He's probably at work.

    Corrrrrrect! Nine till rat fuck are my work hours.
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    Lmfao. :D ratfuck. All the rats get bats.
    The moms on toddlers and tieras are rat fucks.
    Don't ask. Lol. I'm a ratfuck for mentioning that show.

    Reading all up to the 8th page I was wondering shit that dude that started this rat fuck thing hasn't even seen this thread, better late than never 8-)
    Saved me from PM'ing you....
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:
    You wait until the light turns green to put on your left turn sigal and fuck the people behind you who could have gone around you had put your signal on earlier!

    I'm sometimes guilty of this on accident. It certainly isn't intentional.
    I guess I'm like what, 5% rat fuck?


    Ha. I think we are all guilty of this at times...so I'll give you 5%. It just drives me nuts when you do go around this person and its someone on their cell phone who obviously just isnt paying attention...
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