How to tell if you're a....

g under p

DS1119 wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:

I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs.

Getting ready for the next Bills game huh?

peace

DS1119

g under p wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:

I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs.

Getting ready for the next Bills game huh?

peace

How did you know!! :thumbup:

comebackgirl

DS1119 wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:

I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs.

mmmmmm...TASTY! Should go great with that box of wine

comebackgirl

If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

Enkidu

comebackgirl wrote:

If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

Ha ha. That made me laugh.

(Mine are always about Starbucks.) The woman (20ish, Juicy sweats, huge LV bag) in front of me in line today who got to the front and then went, "Uh... I don't know what I want. Maybe the doughnut?" She ordered some latte thing too and then decided to add a breakfast sandwich and said, "Uh... what kinds do you have?" Huge line growing and growing behind us.

And - surprise - she'd run out of money on her SBucks card so she had to add $ back on and then she didn't understand if the barista had charged her order to the SBucks card OR the credit card. It went on and on and on and finally the nice manager stepped in and explained it to her. What a stupid bitch.

I don't know how baristas put up with people like that.

faceintheclouds

Let's see. I'm the new guy at work and I say hey man how are you. And you walk by me and give me a dirty look. Your a rat fuck and I'm gonna smash your face cause I'm in a bad mood. Bitch. >:|

DS1119

People who spit in public are rat fucks. Today while walking out of a store I saw this huge loogey just sitting on the pavement. It looked like nasty pudding/jello. Come on you rat fuck.

comebackgirl

Enkidu wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

If you come whipping around a corner and throw on your blinker in an attempt to steal the parking spot I have been patiently waiting for...you are a rat fuck. and likely to get your ass kicked by a 5'!" chick wearing a dress and heels. :evil:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

Ha ha. That made me laugh.

(Mine are always about Starbucks.) The woman (20ish, Juicy sweats, huge LV bag) in front of me in line today who got to the front and then went, "Uh... I don't know what I want. Maybe the doughnut?" She ordered some latte thing too and then decided to add a breakfast sandwich and said, "Uh... what kinds do you have?" Huge line growing and growing behind us.

And - surprise - she'd run out of money on her SBucks card so she had to add $ back on and then she didn't understand if the barista had charged her order to the SBucks card OR the credit card. It went on and on and on and finally the nice manager stepped in and explained it to her. What a stupid bitch.

I don't know how baristas put up with people like that.

Ugh! Starbucks is full or rat fucks! The other week I was in a line of 20 and the guy at the front needed a tutorial on the menu. "Do you have coconut syrup? The starbucks at Rutgers still has coconut." I don't give a fuck you rat fuck!!! :evil:

twisted thoughts

the cricket who decided to hide out in my office somewhere and then bitch about it continuously - Rat Fuck!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wobbie

comebackgirl wrote:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

that might help

comebackgirl

imalive wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

that might help

I'm doomed

mickeyrat

imalive wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

I think I need to stop leaving the house. Or move out of jersey

that might help

if you post this pic you are a ...........

Wobbie

mickeyrat wrote:

if you post this pic you are a ...........

you have a point. is this any better? :?

DS1119

imalive wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

if you post this pic you are a ...........

you have a point. is this any better? :?

nope

dcfaithful

DS1119 wrote:

imalive wrote:

mickeyrat wrote:

if you post this pic you are a ...........

you have a point. is this any better? :?

nope

Skanks = no good.

g under p

When people talk through flight attendants safety protocol at the start of a flight. One woman behind me was so loud and obnoxious I had to unbuckle then tell her if you don't mind I want to hear this so that just in case of an emergency I might know exactly what to do to save your life and others around you. She never said another word and the other passengers around us all said thank you. Later after the flight I passed the same woman being wheel chaired to baggage pickup...she kept her head down and avoided eye contact.

Peace

81

bought a rim with a junk tire on it, and tire pressure sensor it.....

no need for the TPS, so i'll just have the shop swap it out with rubber stem when they replace the tire, right? wrong...NTB says, our policey is that if it comes in with a tps, we have to send it out witha tps...

wait till next weekend when i go back with a tire on the rim that has a big chunk of tire cut out.

rat fucks.

81

hey fedex.....

you know when delivering packages...it seems to me you should ring the doorbell to see if anyone is home vs. just tossing it on the porch when there is clearly somebody home

ratfucks

DS1119

People that leave their shopping cart in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store are rat fucks.

Lizard

you sell an album that is supposed to be At Folsom Prison and it turns out to be Ring of Fire instead. :evil:

yeah...should have looked inside. Duh. :oops: