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  • Carey
    Carey Posts: 2,361
    DS1119 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Hey how bout this one,

    You cheat on your wife, and then introduce your young children to your new girlfriend on your wedding anniversary before the divorce is even final. Does this count?? :o :shock: :?


    Really?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

    Really. You can't make this kind of shit up......
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Carey wrote:
    Really. You can't make this kind of shit up......


    I feel very bad for that person. No one deserves to be treated like that. :(
  • vedderlover1
    vedderlover1 Posts: 178
    DS1119 wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    Hey how bout this one,

    You cheat on your wife, and then introduce your young children to your new girlfriend on your wedding anniversary before the divorce is even final. Does this count?? :o :shock: :?


    Really?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown:

    This, and the cheating during the c-section, makes him king of the rat fucks.
    I'm so sorry
  • vedderlover1
    vedderlover1 Posts: 178
    When people who are supposed to be adults blatantly use others like they are disposable then discard them when they get what they need, they are rat fucks.
    Yes, I have someone specific in mind...and rat fuck is being too nice
  • GivenToLukinKP
    GivenToLukinKP Chicago Posts: 3,076
    vedderlover1 wrote:
    When people who are supposed to be adults blatantly use others like they are disposable then discard them when they get what they need, they are rat fucks.
    Yes, I have someone specific in mind...and rat fuck is being too nice

    +1
    sounds like a rat fuck to me, fo shizzle.
    PJ-Cubs wrote:
    Carey wrote:
    You go out and cheat on your wife while she is home recovering from a c-section,
    that's a RF in all CAPS (and bold font)

    That is one of the most awful things that I have ever heard. What a major RF.

    yuck. not only a rf, but completely disgusting.
    Makes much more sense...

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,314
    probably not a total rat fuck but.....

    I'm circling a small parking lot today looking for a space. there are only 4 rows, and nothing is open. I can't park on the street because there's a two hour limit and I'm gong to be at this place for more than two hours.

    on my third trip around, I spot a place....all of the sudden, some dude whips up the row going in the wrong fucking direction....so a) I have no idea how he expects to turn his car 130 degrees to get into the space and b) I take the space....he gives me this really pissed off look.

    fuck you, rat fuck....next time, follow the fucking arrows :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,524
    rat fuck if you pass a semi , change lanes in front of said truck WITHOUT giving enough room in between you and them. 80,000lbs doesnt stop quickly.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    mickeyrat wrote:
    rat fuck if you pass a semi , change lanes in front of said truck WITHOUT giving enough room in between you and them. 80,000lbs doesnt stop quickly.


    And this leads to your location...

    "In my Semi riding your bumper and I have NO brakes!!!!"

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    You tell your brother and sister-in-law that the only appropriate Christmas present for your 8 year old is a plastic toy that costs $200 and that she will forget after 2 weeks.

    I don't even spend that much on my family, let alone YOUR child!!

    GRRR in-laws!!!!!
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,249
    Rudolph the red nosed rat fuck and Frosty the rat fuck would make great new songs :lol:
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  • of.the.girl
    of.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You tell your brother and sister-in-law that the only appropriate Christmas present for your 8 year old is a plastic toy that costs $200 and that she will forget after 2 weeks.

    I don't even spend that much on my family, let alone YOUR child!!

    GRRR in-laws!!!!!

    In-laws are the worst. RF. :evil:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    eeriepadave wrote:
    Rudolph the red nosed rat fuck and Frosty the rat fuck would make great new songs :lol:



    :lol::lol::lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who take the community container of grated cheese at a pizzeria and leave it at their table are rat fucks. Nothing worse than being hungry and you have to play marco fucking polo with some parmisian cheese. Rat fucks!
  • ogey38
    ogey38 Posts: 563
    Ok, this happened ot me. Two weeks ago, I fell off of a curb in the parking lot at work - I know, really graceful! I couldn't stand back up - found out later that I broke my foot in the fall. Several people passed by, wouldn't make eye contact, and didn't even stop to see if they could help. Those people are RF's.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,524
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who take the community container of grated cheese at a pizzeria and leave it at their table are rat fucks. Nothing worse than being hungry and you have to play marco fucking polo with some parmisian cheese. Rat fucks!
    you know who else are rat fucks? Pizzerias that only have one shaker of parm !!!! THOSE are cheapskate ratfucks!!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    People that walk into the middle of the road attempting to cross and nearly walk into your moving car are ratfucks.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    People that smack while eating. Rat. Fucks.
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People that ding other people's car doors are rat fucks.
  • 81
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    people that make changes to numbers after i've spent they past two days putting together a bunch of charts.
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    these people are ratfucks...

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