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DS1119 wrote:Carey wrote:Hey how bout this one,
You cheat on your wife, and then introduce your young children to your new girlfriend on your wedding anniversary before the divorce is even final. Does this count??:shock: :?
Really?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Really. You can't make this kind of shit up......"Can't buy what I want because it's free..."0 -
DS1119 wrote:Carey wrote:Hey how bout this one,
You cheat on your wife, and then introduce your young children to your new girlfriend on your wedding anniversary before the divorce is even final. Does this count??:shock: :?
Really?? :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
This, and the cheating during the c-section, makes him king of the rat fucks.
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When people who are supposed to be adults blatantly use others like they are disposable then discard them when they get what they need, they are rat fucks.
Yes, I have someone specific in mind...and rat fuck is being too nice0 -
vedderlover1 wrote:When people who are supposed to be adults blatantly use others like they are disposable then discard them when they get what they need, they are rat fucks.
Yes, I have someone specific in mind...and rat fuck is being too nice
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sounds like a rat fuck to me, fo shizzle.PJ-Cubs wrote:Carey wrote:You go out and cheat on your wife while she is home recovering from a c-section,
that's a RF in all CAPS (and bold font)
That is one of the most awful things that I have ever heard. What a major RF.
yuck. not only a rf, but completely disgusting.Makes much more sense...
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probably not a total rat fuck but.....
I'm circling a small parking lot today looking for a space. there are only 4 rows, and nothing is open. I can't park on the street because there's a two hour limit and I'm gong to be at this place for more than two hours.
on my third trip around, I spot a place....all of the sudden, some dude whips up the row going in the wrong fucking direction....so a) I have no idea how he expects to turn his car 130 degrees to get into the space and b) I take the space....he gives me this really pissed off look.
fuck you, rat fuck....next time, follow the fucking arrowsIf I had known then what I know now...
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rat fuck if you pass a semi , change lanes in front of said truck WITHOUT giving enough room in between you and them. 80,000lbs doesnt stop quickly._____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
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You tell your brother and sister-in-law that the only appropriate Christmas present for your 8 year old is a plastic toy that costs $200 and that she will forget after 2 weeks.
I don't even spend that much on my family, let alone YOUR child!!
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Rudolph the red nosed rat fuck and Frosty the rat fuck would make great new songs8/28/98- Camden, NJ
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Mamasan23 wrote:You tell your brother and sister-in-law that the only appropriate Christmas present for your 8 year old is a plastic toy that costs $200 and that she will forget after 2 weeks.
I don't even spend that much on my family, let alone YOUR child!!
GRRR in-laws!!!!!
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eeriepadave wrote:Rudolph the red nosed rat fuck and Frosty the rat fuck would make great new songs0
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People who take the community container of grated cheese at a pizzeria and leave it at their table are rat fucks. Nothing worse than being hungry and you have to play marco fucking polo with some parmisian cheese. Rat fucks!0
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Ok, this happened ot me. Two weeks ago, I fell off of a curb in the parking lot at work - I know, really graceful! I couldn't stand back up - found out later that I broke my foot in the fall. Several people passed by, wouldn't make eye contact, and didn't even stop to see if they could help. Those people are RF's.Mid-America Center Council Bluffs, IA - Jun 13, 2003
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DS1119 wrote:People who take the community container of grated cheese at a pizzeria and leave it at their table are rat fucks. Nothing worse than being hungry and you have to play marco fucking polo with some parmisian cheese. Rat fucks!_____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
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People that walk into the middle of the road attempting to cross and nearly walk into your moving car are ratfucks.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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People that smack while eating. Rat. Fucks.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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People that ding other people's car doors are rat fucks.0
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