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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,232
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!
    someone you know? :wtf:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!

    :( That's the ultimate of ratfuckery.
    no, thats a whole other class. No offense intended ladies , but this is properly termed ratc**t/ratc**tery.

    Definitely. I can't believe someone would have that in them. That's repulsive.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Indifference71 wrote:
    -People that leave their blinker on and they're not changing lanes

    Guilty. :oops:

    I'm a chronic offender of this... I swear it's not intentional though, I just forget, and I don't know how...
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,232
    Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed to divorce his wife, Krista, who is in the middle of battling breast cancer, TMZ reports.

    Lackey filed on August 30, according to court docs in Texas, claiming "the marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities."

    Krista and John got married in November, 2008.

    Sources close to the family tell TMZ that Krista underwent a double mastectomy in March and underwent chemotherapy as recently as June.

    The divorce petition says John and Krista had a prenup. It also says Lackey has "separate property" he wants to keep for himself.

    Lackey filed the divorce papers using only his and Krista's initials, a tactic Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, and Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, also used in their Texas divorces.

    Lackey's camp had no comment.

    P.S. Lackey signed a 5 year, $82 million contract last year.

    rat fuck.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    imalive wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    when you profess your love for your 'other half' and cannot stop gushing about it,
    and then your loved one is diagnosed with a terminal illness,
    and then you call up your in-laws and tell them to "come get him, I can't take it anymore" and then run away with his dog and won't give it back.

    you my dear, are a rat fuck!
    someone you know? :wtf:

    unfortunately...well, just met her in July
    I didn't like her the instant I met her...doesn't happen too often.

    thanks for the support you guys...you are NOT ratfucks!
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,296
    imalive wrote:
    Boston Red Sox pitcher John Lackey has filed to divorce his wife, Krista, who is in the middle of battling breast cancer, TMZ reports.

    Lackey filed on August 30, according to court docs in Texas, claiming "the marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities."

    Krista and John got married in November, 2008.

    Sources close to the family tell TMZ that Krista underwent a double mastectomy in March and underwent chemotherapy as recently as June.

    The divorce petition says John and Krista had a prenup. It also says Lackey has "separate property" he wants to keep for himself.

    Lackey filed the divorce papers using only his and Krista's initials, a tactic Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, and Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, also used in their Texas divorces.

    Lackey's camp had no comment.

    P.S. Lackey signed a 5 year, $82 million contract last year.

    rat fuck.
    Texas sized, just like their governor!! :mrgreen:
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  • EmBleve
    EmBleve Posts: 3,019
    copycats and fakers. arrgghh. There's no escaping them. They're literally everywhere. Total RFs.
    oh, but imitation is the highest form of flattery, so more power to 'em. :mrgreen:
  • KingJeremyTheWicked82
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 Posts: 725
    Folk who don't wash their hands after going to the loo are disgusting minging rat fucks!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 wrote:
    Folk who don't wash their hands after going to the loo are disgusting minging rat fucks!


    People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are rat fucks too!
  • KingJeremyTheWicked82
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 Posts: 725
    DS1119 wrote:
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 wrote:
    Folk who don't wash their hands after going to the loo are disgusting minging rat fucks!


    People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are rat fucks too!

    :D
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  • faceintheclouds
    faceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    DS1119 wrote:
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 wrote:
    Folk who don't wash their hands after going to the loo are disgusting minging rat fucks!


    People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are rat fucks too!
    Lmfao. Great post. :D
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  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    You call someone a wanker for no reason over facebook when it is you that is the rat fuck.
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    if you are doing under 25mph on the on ramp to the highway, and when i start to accelerate to pass you to get on the highway you slam on your brakes, then, when i get in the passing lane next to you, you swerve into my lane, running me off the freaking highway, you sir, are king rat fuck motherfucker.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    if you are doing under 25mph on the on ramp to the highway, and when i start to accelerate to pass you to get on the highway you slam on your brakes, then, when i get in the passing lane next to you, you swerve into my lane, running me off the freaking highway, you sir, are king rat fuck motherfucker.

    Psycho drivers! Glad you're alright, what an asswipe.
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  • Jo
    Jo Posts: 2,098
    You know if your a Rat Fuck when you repeat unsubstanciated GOSSIP to someone who has no benefit to keeping it to themselves..
  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,229
    DS1119 wrote:
    KingJeremyTheWicked82 wrote:
    Folk who don't wash their hands after going to the loo are disgusting minging rat fucks!


    People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom are rat fucks too!

    I gather a RF is a guy who rips off paper towels dries his dry hands while staring at me scrub my hands like I was preparing for major surgery.....you should the :shock: ED RF look on his face.

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  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    comebackgirl wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:

    that, my dear, is definitely a rat fuck!








    you said squirt cheese and I'm giggling...still!
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  • comebackgirl
    comebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    pearljgirl2010 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:

    that, my dear, is definitely a rat fuck!








    you said squirt cheese and I'm giggling...still!
    :lol: I mean seriously??? Who needs 19 cans? Or even one can :lol: Rat fuck!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    comebackgirl wrote:
    if you cut in front of a girl in the supermarket who's carrying 2 heavy gallons of apple cider to get into the 7 items or less line with your 19 cans of squirt cheese and 10 packages of hot dogs you are a white trash rat fuck :twisted:


    I am sooooooo sorry for that. I will never do it again...it was twenty cans of squirt cheese btw. 2 cans for each package of hot dogs. :D

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