342 posts in this thread had rat fuck in it....sometimes more than once.
well...more now
Your task is to create a spreadsheet full of formulas that inevitably end up with the subject being a rat fuck.
I believe in your skills, rat fucker.
="Rat Fuck"
That would be hilarious to send that to some rat fuck customer or some shit that you dealt with spreadsheet work together.
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7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
That means there are nearly 150 instances of rat not including fuck but the possibility of fucker or fucking or neither.
We need an accurate number... think of it as the Florida re-count.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
This was one of my favorite parts in this thread when I changed my username for a few minutes.
I can still recall how hard this made me laugh.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
If you call someone and they don't answer, then call their husband and he TELLS YOU SHE IS SLEEPING AT HER MOMS you don't call her moms, making her mom pick up the phone and give it to her then ask, "WERE YOU ASLEEP?"
:evil:
Oh, here's the best part. She called because she didn't want to be alone when someone who is well known in the community was supposed to come over and take a look at a trailer she had for sale. Then never calls back because he didn't even show up.
I even asked her, "did you have a question?" She said no, she'll just ask her. Like it was a personal fucking question that no guy could hear.
If you call someone and they don't answer, then call their husband and he TELLS YOU SHE IS SLEEPING AT HER MOMS you don't call her moms, making her mom pick up the phone and give it to her then ask, "WERE YOU ASLEEP?"
:evil:
Oh, here's the best part. She called because she didn't want to be alone when someone who is well known in the community was supposed to come over and take a look at a trailer she had for sale. Then never calls back because he didn't even show up.
I even asked her, "did you have a question?" She said no, she'll just ask her. Like it was a personal fucking question that no guy could hear.
Total ratfuck.
Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:
is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Philly I & II, 16
Denver 22
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up my ass, like Chadwick was up his Posts: 35,879
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?
Yes it does, and normally I have the right change in there for these things. This one time I didn't, attempted to go the correct change, and got burned by a ratfuck.
The guy cannot convince me that he wasn't scoping the street out. His timing was astonishing.
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't prove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
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7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?
Yes it does, and normally I have the right change in there for these things. This one time I didn't, attempted to go the correct change, and got burned by a ratfuck.
The guy cannot convince me that he wasn't scoping the street out. His timing was astonishing.
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't proove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
just show 'em your wallet
they'll understand
Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...
ladies and gentlement, I present to you, the ultimate ratfuck:
is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
theres a resemblence but the guy in the pic doesnt look smarmy enough.
and we can't see what's below the counter
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't proove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
I once got a ridiculous parking ticket.....parking in the wrong direction on an EXTREMELY quiet little one way street. so, I go to court, armed with a very self righteous and somewhat sarcastic :shock: written statement....stuff like "while people continue to park in emergency lanes and handicapped areas, you're out there dealing with the REAL problems...." the judge listened....and told me to pay on my way out :x
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't prove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
I once got a ridiculous parking ticket.....parking in the wrong direction on an EXTREMELY quiet little one way street. so, I go to court, armed with a very self righteous and somewhat sarcastic :shock: written statement....stuff like "while people continue to park in emergency lanes and handicapped areas, you're out there dealing with the REAL problems...." the judge listened....and told me to pay on my way out :x
I have a feeling my hearing will go a little something like this.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't prove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
I once got a ridiculous parking ticket.....parking in the wrong direction on an EXTREMELY quiet little one way street. so, I go to court, armed with a very self righteous and somewhat sarcastic :shock: written statement....stuff like "while people continue to park in emergency lanes and handicapped areas, you're out there dealing with the REAL problems...." the judge listened....and told me to pay on my way out :x
I have a feeling my hearing will go a little something like this.
if you're gonna be a lazy ass and use a motorized scooter to get from the 'Safeway Senior Day-Free Cake' table and putter over to the lotto line...it would be much appreciated if you would actually TURN AROUND AND LOOK BEHIND YOU before you decide to suddenly throw said scooter in reverse, and thereby almost taking my toes off FOUR TIMES! After the first time I even gave you a 5 foot buffer zone. :twisted:
RAT FUCK
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
So I go to a pizza joint I frequent. They are out of plain slices and tell me I can wait twenty five minutes for some. They offer instead some sausage slices that are made if I don't want to wait instead. I say yes...and then they charge me extra for the sausage. I'd say that's a ratfuck move those ratfucks. :-x
My soon to be ex-husband is trying to get me to PAY him for my daughter's bed...it didn't fit into her new room when we moved so I left it behind at the time. He is now getting a smaller bed for her (to accommodate moving my son into her room , I suspect his girlfriend -is who is 21 years younger than he -is pregnant) so I want the old bed back. He says I have to buy it from him. Bear in mind he is a heart surgeon and I make $9/hr at a job that allows me to bring my kids with me to work.
My soon to be ex-husband is trying to get me to PAY him for my daughter's bed...it didn't fit into her new room when we moved so I left it behind at the time. He is now getting a smaller bed for her (to accommodate moving my son into her room , I suspect his girlfriend -is who is 21 years younger than he -is pregnant) so I want the old bed back. He says I have to buy it from him. Bear in mind he is a heart surgeon and I make $9/hr at a job that allows me to bring my kids with me to work.
RAT. FUCK.
there is a good part in all this....
you did it already ago...6 months ...
a heart surgeon doesnt mean that has a heart himself....
and when u buy it....pay in small bill of 1 dollars
so he think he become rich..by selling his daughter bed...to his daughter....
"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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Search found 486 matches: rat
That means there are nearly 150 instances of rat not including fuck but the possibility of fucker or fucking or neither.
That would be hilarious to send that to some rat fuck customer or some shit that you dealt with spreadsheet work together.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
We need an accurate number... think of it as the Florida re-count.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
This was one of my favorite parts in this thread when I changed my username for a few minutes.
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
I can still recall how hard this made me laugh.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I think this was it:
:evil:
Oh, here's the best part. She called because she didn't want to be alone when someone who is well known in the community was supposed to come over and take a look at a trailer she had for sale. Then never calls back because he didn't even show up.
I even asked her, "did you have a question?" She said no, she'll just ask her. Like it was a personal fucking question that no guy could hear.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
is that Ron Jeremy?? :shock:
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
I find this spot, notice that I have no silver change in my pocket, so I run across the street to go get some change to put in the meter and when I come back a ticket has already been left on my windshield... like within 90 seconds. What the fuck?
Salt Lake City Parking Services are fuckign vultures. Eagle Eye shit going on there...
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
parking wars
The last 3 honda's had 'change bins' in them...doesn't yours have a change bin?
- Christopher McCandless
Yes it does, and normally I have the right change in there for these things. This one time I didn't, attempted to go the correct change, and got burned by a ratfuck.
The guy cannot convince me that he wasn't scoping the street out. His timing was astonishing.
I'm going to dispute it tomorrow. Seems ridiculous to dispute a parking ticket, but that's $15 that I don't believe I should pay. If he would've been even another 90-120 seconds the meter wouldn't have been expired.
Don't know if that's much of an argument, and while I can't prove that I was going to get the change I needed, I'm still going to try.
Yes, this is one of my Costanza moments.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
just show 'em your wallet
they'll understand
and we can't see what's below the counter
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I once got a ridiculous parking ticket.....parking in the wrong direction on an EXTREMELY quiet little one way street. so, I go to court, armed with a very self righteous and somewhat sarcastic :shock: written statement....stuff like "while people continue to park in emergency lanes and handicapped areas, you're out there dealing with the REAL problems...." the judge listened....and told me to pay on my way out :x
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
I have a feeling my hearing will go a little something like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Q4IRg73AI
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
but either way...don't forget to udpate
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RAT FUCK
- Christopher McCandless
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
My soon to be ex-husband is trying to get me to PAY him for my daughter's bed...it didn't fit into her new room when we moved so I left it behind at the time. He is now getting a smaller bed for her (to accommodate moving my son into her room , I suspect his girlfriend -is who is 21 years younger than he -is pregnant) so I want the old bed back. He says I have to buy it from him. Bear in mind he is a heart surgeon and I make $9/hr at a job that allows me to bring my kids with me to work.
RAT. FUCK.
you did it already ago...6 months ...
a heart surgeon doesnt mean that has a heart himself....
and when u buy it....pay in small bill of 1 dollars
so he think he become rich..by selling his daughter bed...to his daughter....
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”