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If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)
ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?
If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.
But hey, maybe I'm wrong.
And you translated to this....
I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!
You might be a Rat Fuck!
link to thread...
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East Troy 9/3/11
East Troy 9/4/11
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Amsterdam 6/27/12
Wrigley Field 7/19-20/13
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Worcester, MA 10/16/13
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dcfaithful wrote:STAYSEA wrote:I used to breed Rats. The female can get pregnant a few hours after she gives birth. Rats Fuck a lot. mice fuck more, I counted one Mouse Mom's litter... she had 32 healthy baby mice (32 healthy snake meals :roll: )
I like the "Ass-clown" from Bad Santa? why did he call him an ass clown? what is an ass clown?
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F5AgainstOne wrote:If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)
ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?
If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.
But hey, maybe I'm wrong.
And you translated to this....
I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!
You might be a Rat Fuck!
another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.
link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT._____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
People that leave shopping carts in the parking lot instead of putting them in the corrals are rat fucks. Get a little excercise you lazy rat fuck.0
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mickeyrat wrote:F5AgainstOne wrote:If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)
ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?
If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.
But hey, maybe I'm wrong.
And you translated to this....
I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!
You might be a Rat Fuck!
another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.
link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.
You mean I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never believe anything JA posts. In particular on AMT"!
:oops:EV Solo Boston 6/16/11
East Troy 9/3/11
East Troy 9/4/11
Amsterdam 6/26/12
Amsterdam 6/27/12
Wrigley Field 7/19-20/13
Worcester, MA 10/15/13
Worcester, MA 10/16/13
Hartford, CT 10/25/13
Seattle, WA 12/06/13
Denver, CO 10/22/14
Fenway 2016 #1
Fenway 2016 #2
Fenway 2018 #1
Fenway 2018 #20 -
F5AgainstOne wrote:mickeyrat wrote:F5AgainstOne wrote:If you take these legitimate questions of mine
(from another thread here)
ME:
Does time exist?
What was God doing 900 Trillion Years before man was created?
How old is God?
Was there nothing before God? Where did God come from.
What is his/her/its motivation or agenda
Wouldn't a decision to CREATE a bunch of fools such as ourselves (and the habitat to sustain our existence) be just as random as "all these molecules formed under just the right conditions, temperature, etc."
why should God care if someone believes or not?
If there is a God, and if I don't believe there is a God, wouldn't that be God's doing?
If there is a God, I don't believe that any of us would be able to comprehend him in a way that would lend itself to meaningful conversation.
But hey, maybe I'm wrong.
And you translated to this....
I hate the constitution.
9/11 was my favorite event.
I think "the black people" are scary.
Killing babies is sweet!
You might be a Rat Fuck!
another way to read the title of this thread would be
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.
link to thread...
http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=172183
How to tell if you're a....dumbass .
for believeing anything JA posts. In particular on AMT.
You mean I fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never believe anything JA posts. In particular on AMT"!
:oops:
Perhaps dumbass was a bit strong._____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '140 -
dcfaithful wrote:Rat fuck.
This term has been thrown around a lot lately and it is giving me great laughter and personal hilarity.
I think it's about time we establish some criteria on how/how not to distinguish a "rat fuck"
Anybody have any contributions?
You are a rat fuck if ...
1. You spend 10-15 minutes looking for a close parkign spot because you're too stupid to realize that in that time you could've parked and reached your destination... with time to spare even.... taken from Thoughts_Arrive's thread.
lol...yeah I always think this when I see people circling around for a close parking spot. People could be so frigging lazy.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0 -
You might be a rat fuck if you walk up to someone's cube and ask "Do you have a minute?", sit in the second chair in my cube, and get all up in my face with your breath that smells like a horse sphincter pampered with motor oil and fertilizer and continue to ask me "what needs to be done" on your own form.
Today is not the day that I want to be a helpful employee. Sorry, I'm just not up for babysitting.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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People who park in fire lanes and put their flashers on are rat fucks. Seriously, what the fuck is the flashing lights going to do other than draw attention to you being a rat fuck.0
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people that mark EVERY email they send with the 'extreme importance' notice (!), when in fact their shitty emails are the very least important of any and every I receive. You my friend, are a rat fuckWe were but stones your light made us stars0
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dcfaithful wrote:You might be a rat fuck if you walk up to someone's cube and ask "Do you have a minute?", sit in the second chair in my cube, and get all up in my face with your breath that smells like a horse sphincter pampered with motor oil and fertilizer and continue to ask me "what needs to be done" on your own form.My last message to you ~
You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!
At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!0 -
Ok...I actually have one...
You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".
Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."
Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x
Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.
OK, rant over. Back to happy land.Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!0 -
ShimmyMommy wrote:Ok...I actually have one...
You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".
Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."
Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x
Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.
OK, rant over. Back to happy land.
You vote in Canada? I thought everything was determined by moose races? :P0 -
DS1119 wrote:ShimmyMommy wrote:Ok...I actually have one...
You are a RF if you are from any political party and you are calling my house to ask if you can "count on my vote".
Personally, I might be a RF because I tell said person, "Isn't voting private? I am not going to share that information with you or any party. Take me off your list and do not call here again."
Yes, I did refer to myself as an RF there. However, asking to know my private vote is against my rights, is it not? Isn't that why we stand behind the dinky little cardboard dividers to cast our vote? To keep our vote anonymous? :x
Wow, that's the first time I have used the "angry smilie". I hope you can tell this actually upsets me... A LOT.
OK, rant over. Back to happy land.
You vote in Canada? I thought everything was determined by moose races? :P
I wish...but they are all posing for the next PJ Canadian tour posters...Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!0 -
when you constantly help people out and they don't return the favor..... rat fucks0
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people you dont use turn signals
rat fucks0 -
when you disregard another person's thoughts, feelings, or opinion when you clearly asked them about it and then are a rat fuck about it. :xThe joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
- Christopher McCandless0 -
You're a rat fuck if in your position of authority and are condescending. Plain and simple. Rat fuckery.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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Door to door magazine salesmen.
Do I need to say anything else?? The guy was a really nice guy, but I love how once you say "no", they become so stand-offish and completely flip the script on you. :roll:
I know I could be helping you, but I don't want a years worth of magazines.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
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You constantly try to beat a fair system then you get beat yourself and then proceed to post about it four forums up and need to start 10 different threads about it.Just, not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I dont want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.0
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