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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,890
    81 wrote:


    they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mickeyrat wrote:
    As your resident Rat , I feel I'm qualified to render a ruling here. Abandoning beer is NOT a ratfuck move, its a DUMBASS move.. Nor is it a ratfuck move to take abandoned beer, provided you know who left it and are sure they are gone. THIS is called a SMART move, FREE BEER!!!!!!. Now to just up and TAKE beer IS a ratfuck move.
    :lol::lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:


    they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

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    :lol:


    close... ;)
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  • mickeyrat wrote:
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    Umm, aren't these guys ratfuck Dbags?

    Ratfuck Dbags....that term puts things in a whole other echelon of descriptions! :lol:

    and yes all three guys, INCLUDING the girl...Ratfuck Dbags indeed!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.
    that drives me crazy!
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    conman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.
    that drives me crazy!

    I was joking with RKCNDY and 81 yesterday about exchanging numbers / my wife calling me before she had my number, then got calls from unknown numbers in Chicago and Washington state. :lol:

    I finally picked up on a 4th unknown number and found out it was a health care provider trying to sell me insurance because I wanted a quote through email. :roll: I was polite, gave him some info, he then said he was going to transfer me to an agent or whatever and oops, my call dropped! Bad service area. :geek:
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    voidofman wrote:
    conman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    People who keep calling your cell phone from a number I don't recognize and they won't leave a message. If I don't know who's calling based on the number I'm not picking up rat fuck.
    that drives me crazy!

    I was joking with RKCNDY and 81 yesterday about exchanging numbers / my wife calling me before she had my number, then got calls from unknown numbers in Chicago and Washington state. :lol:

    I finally picked up on a 4th unknown number and found out it was a health care provider trying to sell me insurance because I wanted a quote through email. :roll: I was polite, gave him some info, he then said he was going to transfer me to an agent or whatever and oops, my call dropped! Bad service area. :geek:
    haha nice, i;m not even polite when people try to sell me something over the phone. i just hang up. :twisted:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    conman wrote:
    haha nice, i;m not even polite when people try to sell me something over the phone. i just hang up. :twisted:


    i ask them if they realize my number is on the do not call list....that shuts them up really quick. if they call again, i tell them i'm going to report them to the do not call list people.
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  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    Question: What, If anything, is the difference between a rat fuck or a rat bastard????
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    MAS wrote:
    Question: What, If anything, is the difference between a rat fuck or a rat bastard????


    The way I see it is a rat fuck is someone who just does something that is totally unacceptable and wrong. Calling someone a rat fuck is never a term of endearment. Now a rat bastard can be exchanged with the term rat fuck in most cases but here's the difference. You can use the term rat bastard as a term of endearment. For example you are at a pool party and one of your buddies sneaks up behind and pushes you in the pool. As you exit the pool you can get away with calling the person a rat bastard. Pushing you was a rat move but not a rat fuck move hence rat bastard. :D
  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    DS1119 wrote:
    MAS wrote:
    Question: What, If anything, is the difference between a rat fuck or a rat bastard????


    The way I see it is a rat fuck is someone who just does something that is totally unacceptable and wrong. Calling someone a rat fuck is never a term of endearment. Now a rat bastard can be exchanged with the term rat fuck in most cases but here's the difference. You can use the term rat bastard as a term of endearment. For example you are at a pool party and one of your buddies sneaks up behind and pushes you in the pool. As you exit the pool you can get away with calling the person a rat bastard. Pushing you was a rat move but not a rat fuck move hence rat bastard. :D

    Yes, its all sudenly becoming clear....
  • MASMAS Posts: 630
    DS1119 wrote:
    MAS wrote:
    Question: What, If anything, is the difference between a rat fuck or a rat bastard????


    The way I see it is a rat fuck is someone who just does something that is totally unacceptable and wrong. Calling someone a rat fuck is never a term of endearment. Now a rat bastard can be exchanged with the term rat fuck in most cases but here's the difference. You can use the term rat bastard as a term of endearment. For example you are at a pool party and one of your buddies sneaks up behind and pushes you in the pool. As you exit the pool you can get away with calling the person a rat bastard. Pushing you was a rat move but not a rat fuck move hence rat bastard. :D

    Yes, its all sudenly becoming clear....
  • If I am polite enough to let you use our work bathroom and you just completely light the fucker up and make a goddamn mess in there and then, when I confront your stinky ass, you say "it was like that when i got in there".. You sir are guilty of Rat Fuckery and deserve to suffer a Rat Fucks punishment... God, that shit pisses me off!!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    imalive wrote:
    81 wrote:


    they were rat fucks for not taking it... unless it was keystone light, in which case, you are a rat fuck for offering it.

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    :lol:

    It was Rolling Rock. In my eyes, a big step above Keystone. :lol:
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    send half the unit to a voluntary training excersize when we have a shitload of work to do :x
    captain rat fuck
  • The stupid bitch that turned right at the roundabout without indicating is a rat fuck.
    Lucky I decided not to enter the intersection.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Whoever came up with the security sticker idea on a CD are rat fucks. I don't know how much fucking time I've wasted in my lifetime trying to pry that stupid cellophane tape off the plastic cover just so I can listen to some music. Rat fucks.
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    DS1119 wrote:
    Whoever came up with the security sticker idea on a CD are rat fucks. I don't know how much fucking time I've wasted in my lifetime trying to pry that stupid cellophane tape off the plastic cover just so I can listen to some music. Rat fucks.

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,742
    conman wrote:
    send half the unit to a voluntary training excersize when we have a shitload of work to do :x
    captain rat fuck
    Says seaman shortimer.
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    mickeyrat wrote:
    conman wrote:
    send half the unit to a voluntary training excersize when we have a shitload of work to do :x
    captain rat fuck
    Says seaman shortimer.
    i wouldn't complain if i was sent to the training but i had to stay at work so we had to pick up all the slack
  • Look down, are you wearing a Yankee's jersey?? If yes, then you are a... :lol:

    Sorry guys, just a Tigers fan getting ready to start the trash talk :lol:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Look down, are you wearing a Yankee's jersey?? If yes, then you are a... :lol:

    Sorry guys, just a Tigers fan getting ready to start the trash talk :lol:


    :shh:

    TIgers are the shortest midget in the central. :?
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  • 81 wrote:
    Look down, are you wearing a Yankee's jersey?? If yes, then you are a... :lol:

    Sorry guys, just a Tigers fan getting ready to start the trash talk :lol:


    :shh:

    TIgers are the shortest midget in the central. :?
    We will see.. And I can't wait..
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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    if you're a yankee fan, you're a rat fuck :P
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    conman wrote:
    if you're a yankee fan, you're a rat fuck :P


    That's not right man... :(




































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  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    DS1119 wrote:
    conman wrote:
    if you're a yankee fan, you're a rat fuck :P


    That's not right man... :(




































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  • I saw a car with RAT as number plates.
    I wonder if the owner is a rat fuck?
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