Did you get the memo?

snow_board_rider

Dear Sperm,
please hit the mark and make me a baby.
Patiently waiting,

Hopefully a dad someday.

mickeyrat

The 81 wrote:

Dear douche bag in the seat behind me,

If i want my seat reclined, i'm going to have it reclined, no matter how hard you push on it with your knees. That was a battle of wills you just couldn't win.

Me

Dear Douchebag,

Dont fuck with the smoking baby.


anonymous

mikalina

Dear Asshole....

Thats ok - you want a big battle, go for it. I really don't care anymore. You can take everything but my heart and soul.

PKTrekGirl

Dear Incompetent Chicken-shit,

Fuck off. Immediately after you fuck up.

Love & Kisses,

The Person Who Tried To Help

RKCNDY

Dear truck,

Thanks for making a big clunk sound and then dragging your tail pipe on the ground yesterday.

How convenient of you to need a new muffler right before I go to PJ20.

Was letting your fuel pump go out 3 weeks ago not enough?

Your new muffler and tailpipe will have to wait until AFTER PJ20...so THERE!

81

Dear 4and20,

please install a flowmaster 40 on me. it will make me sound so good.

your pal,
85 chevy

mickeyrat

Dear 4 and CNDY,

How about just an accesory? Like say a muffler pipe hanger? OR check the other ones to make sure THEY havent rusted througfh as well?

You are most kind. Oh , would it kill ya to use High test once and a while? I like top shelf on accasion.

Ole Bessie.

RKCNDY

Dear truck



thanks

81

Dear admins,

your thread reviewing has been spotty as of late. please review your reviewing process to ensure dirty pictures don't make it thru your censors.

thanks
mgmt

81

Dear 50 year old student driver,

when traveling eastbound in the right lane of a 4 lane road, there is no need to stop before switching to the left lane. Also, if you do not posses the skills to handle the manuver, may i suggest, you get a teacher to ride along until you acquire those skills. I would also suggest you avoid going out during rush hour.

thanks,
your fellow motorists

SD48277

To: The Sun
Re: Your recent absences.

It has not gone unnoticed that you have been absent lately. Your presence is requested immediately. I'm not sure what the rain clouds have told you, but you are actually in charge. Feel free to kick them to the curb. And upon your return, tell humidity that it is not needed either--it's job is not of any use to us.

Regards,
The pasty-white people of the northeast.

Lizard

I never get the memos.
Ever.

81

Dear lady in the HD parking lot,

I know you may not be from around these parts, but you obviously knew what was up when i walked up to my truck.

I would kindly ask you to refrain from leaning on it while blabbing in the parking lot.

Thanks
Common sense.

ps, you kid sucks too.

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

Dear lady in the HD parking lot,

I know you may not be from around these parts, but you obviously knew what was up when i walked up to my truck.

I would kindly ask you to refrain from leaning on it while blabbing in the parking lot.

Thanks
Common sense.

ps, you kid sucks too.

did she pee in it too?

81

rick1zoo2 wrote:

81 wrote:

Dear lady in the HD parking lot,

I know you may not be from around these parts, but you obviously knew what was up when i walked up to my truck.

I would kindly ask you to refrain from leaning on it while blabbing in the parking lot.

Thanks
Common sense.

ps, you kid sucks too.

did she pee in it too?

i don't believe so, but as hot as it was, it would evaporate pretty quick.

Pamela0222

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

81

Pamela0222 wrote:

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

Pamela0222 wrote:

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

reminds me of the utility accounting conference we had in Richmond. total devastation all night and then lecture on Plant Accounting at 8am. We were all still drunk.

Pamela0222

rick1zoo2 wrote:

81 wrote:

Pamela0222 wrote:

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

have i ever told you about the royal caribean work cruise i went on.....

by the last day, 75% of the people in hte AM meeting were sleeping.

reminds me of the utility accounting conference we had in Richmond. total devastation all night and then lecture on Plant Accounting at 8am. We were all still drunk.

Ahhh Kinda how I'm feeling at the moment!!

Mamasan23

Pamela0222 wrote:

Dear me,

Please realize that going out drinking (a lot) at the bar and only getting 3 hours of sleep is not cool when you have to sit in a boring 3 hour work meeting the next morning.

Aww I'm sorry! With all the traveling I do for work I learned a trick - sleeping fast. That means hours and hours of boozing, getting sometimes only an hour of sleep, and working full-on the next day. You've just gotta trick your body into thinking that in that one hour you got 8...it takes time but once you master it, you're golden

Oh and lots of visine and redbull help as well