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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Hey Lady at the Crappy Car Wash,

    I just emailed the corporate offices...all because of your superb customer service skills and attitude.

    :wave: :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Hey Lady at the Crappy Car Wash,

    I just emailed the corporate offices...all because of your superb customer service skills and attitude.

    :wave: :lol::lol::lol:


    Excellent tatic. :corn:
    81 is now off the air

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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,420
    81 wrote:
    Dear Bourbon,

    Get drunk

    Your pal,
    81
    shouldnt this be.....

    Dear 81,
    suck me and get drunk,

    your pal,
    Bourbon
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Dear Bourbon,

    Get in me belly

    your pal,
    81
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • MaxGoldenrodMaxGoldenrod Posts: 1,341
    Did I get the memo?

    No.
    "Then the Spirit of God hovered over the water, and God said, Let there be music, and there was Pearl Jam."

    Whose idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear USPS,

    On (last)Tuesday, I put in a request to have my mail held from the 18th to the 22nd.

    Your site requires a minimum 24 hour notice-I believe that I fall into that 24 hour minimum.

    I was expecting a package over the weekend-I didn't get it.

    I checked the tracking number, it said that a notice was left for me. Why would you leave a notice on my door that you have a package for me WHEN I HAVE MY MAIL ON HOLD?!?!?

    I asked to have all of my accumulated mail delivered on Monday the 22nd. Usually, accumulated mail has a rubber band around it and the hold notice around it so I know that you held my mail. I didn't get a stack of rubber banded mail.

    I went to the post office in person to retrieve my package...and they couldn't find it. they even checked your sorting cart, and couldn't find it.

    Thanks SO MUCH for losing my package, and NOT holding my mail.

    :evil:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear USPS,

    Looks like you also managed to lose ANOTHER package that I was expecting...since you left a notice on the 18th as well...if I didn't care about my mail or getting my house broken into, then I wouldn't have put my mail on hold. :fp:

    You must be new or something...do you even understand the concept of 'Hold Mail'?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Dear USPS,

    Looks like you also managed to lose ANOTHER package that I was expecting...since you left a notice on the 18th as well...if I didn't care about my mail or getting my house broken into, then I wouldn't have put my mail on hold. :fp:

    You must be new or something...do you even understand the concept of 'Hold Mail'?

    Fuck 'em
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear Birthdays,

    Enough already.

    Thank you,

    D-man
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Dear Birthdays,

    Enough already.

    Thank you,

    D-man

    It's the price of life, I'm afraid.
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear life,

    Cut me some slack.

    Your friend,

    D-man
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Dear Stomach,

    WTF
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Dear you-know-who:

    go you-know-what yourself.

    and the horse you rode in on too.
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Dear migraine,

    You friggen suck the life out of me. Go bother someone else for a few days please and leave me be

    Thanks.

    Kindest regards,
    Me
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear John,

    Please don't yell at me too much.
    I'm very sensitive.

    Yours in health,

    D-man
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dear D-man,

    harden the fuck up. ;)

    peace love and understanding,
    cate.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • kw18kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Dear Work Day,

    End already, will you?

    Sincerely,

    kw18
    "Where's KW?"
    "Let's check Idaho."
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear Cate,

    I am crying into my bucket hat.
    This does NOT make my day.
    I hope you are happy.

    Thanks,

    D-man
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Dear Saturday Night,

    Please get here already.

    Thanks,

    Impatient afro
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dear D-man,

    i am rarely happy.
    tho my team won tonight so at least im smiling.


    youre welcome,
    cate.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear cate,

    You should definitely try to be more more happier.
    If you were more happier, everyone around you would be more happier.

    This advice is free of charge.

    Yours,

    D-man
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dear D-man,

    tis enough im still here. happy makes me feel false.

    your advice makes me ache.

    cate.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Dear phone:

    if you start ringing again at midnight I swear I will smash you to smithereens. It is never an emergency no matter what she says.

    no more pui for you
  • of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    Dear Friday,

    You need to get your work day ass in high gear.

    Yours truly,
    me
  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 Posts: 12,632
    Dear common sense:

    Please begin to impart yourself on a certain person that you seem to consistently overlook. Look I'll even pay you for it.

    Signed,
    Exasperated.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Dear Foolproof IPA,

    I enjoy that you are packaged in a pleasant looking green can.
    I also thought you were very tasty at the time,
    you do not have to come back when I belch.

    Regards,

    Mildly hungover
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    Dear bottle of Rum,

    You ready to jump in that cola and get up in my belly?
    No?
    Fuck you.
    I'll put you in the blender with some fruit! :P

    ~me
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Dear Art History,

    Fuck yourself!

    Dancing_skull.gif

    Love,

    William
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Dear blonde girl in black tights,

    please feel free to stand outside my door all day

    thanks
    pig
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Posts: 10,217
    81 wrote:
    Dear blonde girl in black tights,

    please feel free to stand outside my door all day

    thanks
    pig

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
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