Did you get the memo?

pandora

Dearest Green Bay Packers,

Let's do it!!!!!

Very Truly Yours,
A Packer Backer

Claireack

Dear tummy

Why lately whenever I've treated you to a proper cup of coffee do you within 30 minutes suddently decide to explode? It is proving inconvenient, it was very hard trying to rush home with my legs clenched together trying to encourage the dog not to sniff every corner.

Please don't do it again.

Yours

Woman who likes the odd cup of caffeinated coffee.

nuffingman

Dear Claire

I am tired of being blamed for various ailments in this world, hot flushes, lack of sleep, the shakes to name but a few and now "exploding tummy". Try blaming the chicken jalfrezi you had last night!!!

Yours indignantly

Mr Coffee Annan

number1PJfan

Dearest Sweet Kitty Gremmie,

Let me introduce you to your tail. It is that long appendage that sticks out from your ass. I know you have been alive now for almost 2 years and that strange furry, gray snake seems to follow you wherever you go, but I must find it in my heart to break the news to you that it is your tail. It will always be with you. No matter how much you chase it or try and scare it away. It is your friend for life. However, I do get great amounts of joy watching you mindlessly run in circles and turn flips like a crazed acrobat trying to capture that evil furry snake. Sometimes I am glad you only have a pea for a brain.

Lovingly,
Bearer of bad news

Claireack

Dear Coffee Annan

Now don't you be getting all snippy. You know I'm veggie and no chicken jalfrezi can be blamed. Maybe it wasn't your fault though, maybe you were just a little strong for me - I'm obviously a delicate little flower.

Yours

Claire (who's tummy is now much better)

RKCNDY

Dear Hall and Oates,

In one of the Top Secret communications I recieved from you via snail mail (hello? there IS email...it's not like it's the 80s anymore!) one of the requirements in addition to the big boobs, short skirts, white pumps and press on nails was white socks with lace on the tops...do the socks get me anything additional? I really would like those 'meet and greet' passes....for my friend in chicago.....

love,
chad

chadwick

Dear it's spelt wrong,

uh hello?
it's spelt wrong. your words... they are incorrect

"meat & great"

ok.....................goodbye.......

i have a paul stanley concert to attend. now back the hell off of me.

warm smiles,
c

RYEzupSF

Dear Chad and Friends:

The following are examples of socks that will get you the Super Special Secret Hall and Oates Meet and Greet. Please keep in mind the skirt CAN NOT cover any part of the sock. If the sock is below-the-knee the skirt must be shorter- as in when you bend down we see other lace.



Thank you for your interest and consideration in this matter. In the future please keep in mind that the first rule of Hall and Oates Top Secret Communication is there is no Hall and Oates Top Secret Communication.

Looking forward to seeing a lot of you in Chicago,

Hall and Oates

chadwick

dear paul stanley,

ever play with hal & oats? ever cover each others' music?
chicago is looking forward to a few summer shows in the park.

greatest hits forever,
sweet kitty gremmie :wtf:

number1PJfan

Dear Chad,

Yes, Sweet Kitty Gremmie. The sweetest, I must add. You have been away too long.

Kisses.

RKCNDY

Dear Sleep,

I miss you so much! A few hours here and there is never good for a girl. 8 straight hours would be fantastic. Do you have time for me today? Just a few hours this morning is all I ask....sleep....ahhh wonderful sleep. Do you know how much people love you? Nobody is ever mad at you...lucky bast@rd.

Thanks,
Deprived PJ Fan

PS: this memo could be completely be taken out of context.... :?

BinauralJam

RKCNDY wrote:

Dear Penis,

I miss you so much! A few hours here and there is never good for a girl. 8 straight hours would be fantastic. Do you have time for me today? Just a few hours this morning is all I ask....penis....ahhh wonderful penis. Do you know how much people love you? Nobody is ever mad at you...lucky bast@rd.

Thanks,
Deprived PJ Fan

PS: this memo could be completely be taken out of context.... :?

RKCNDY

BinauralJam wrote:

that's not nice....BJ

81

Dear Kat,

Just wondering when the PM function would be restored.

Thanks
81

dcfaithful

Dear work,

Please burn to the ground.

Sincerely,
Loving and appreciative employee 30141

Lukin66

Dear legs,
Please stop being such whiny bitches. Especially you, lefty. We've been marathon training for months, now is not the time to crap out. Kindly stop hurting.
Sincerely Yours,
me

RKCNDY

Dear nasty receptionist,

I used to work the front desk too.
I know it can suck...that's why I'm really nice to you.
But for you to snap at me and pull off a snarky attitude is not good for business.
I judge businesses by the competency and courtesy shown by the receptionists.
If you hate your job so much, then hopefully somebody (your manager) notices that you are being a snot to potential new clients, and fires your ass so that someone (like me) who will appreciate the opportunity to have a job, will take your place.

Thanks,
Potential client that will not be utilizing your services

81

Dear forum members,

please refrain from discussion sexual topics.

thanks
mgmt

twisted thoughts

Dear Mother Nature:

There is an herb of luscious green and sticky crystals which you produce. I suggest you put it in your pipe and smoke it. You need to chill the F out. Its too goddamn hot and these tornadoes just need to stop already.

Sincerely,
Dr. Greenthumb

shadowcast

Dear Bunny Rabbits,
Please stop digging holes in my lawn
and eating our flowers
We work hard on our lawn