Did you get the memo?

number1PJfan

Dear Certified Chief Meteorologist,

Please stop with the guesses. I do not like to be teased with the idea of snow. Living here in the south people tend to get excited at the prospect of snow. What say you don't even bring it up unless it is going to be a "system" that brings like a foot of snow to these parts. I would rather be surprised than let down time and time again with this phantom "dusting" you are always speaking of that forces people out in droves to stock up on milk and bread when I am simply trying to restock my beer supply. I think you just might be in cahoots with the grocery stores.

Sincerely,

Disgruntled weather watcher

RKCNDY

Dear Scrooge,

What were you thinking when you agreed to your pal inviting themselves over for 'Holiday Dinner'? Do you realize this means that I will have to clean, get the guest room ready (which means moving all of my precious Pearl Jam posters to a different room) and actually do the one thing that you hate the MOST?!? Yep, that means I have to decorate. I have to put up atree, and take out ornaments to put on the tree...and pull out other holiday themed decorations...I don't feel like making any freaking cookies, or pie, or anything else for that matter...I just wanted to have a simple meal and go to a movie.....also, we (oh sorry, you mean me) I will have to go out and come up with some sort of gift for them, since they will almost definitely be bringing a gift for us....AND I get to do this all the while you are conveniently away on a business trip.... :twisted:

Yours not-so-truly.....
exasperated holiday decorator

norm

dear 10 feet and counting of snow,


FUCK YOU


yours,

someone who would rather spend christmas at the beach

PilateOfTheStorm

norm wrote:

dear 10 feet and counting of snow,


FUCK YOU


yours,

someone who would rather spend christmas at the beach

i'll sign my name on that letter

81

Dear Chad,

Pay your fine.

Your pal, 81

RKCNDY

81 wrote:

Dear Chad,

Pay your fine.

Your pal, 81

Dear 81,

You should be generous and pay the fine for chad.
or start a 'holy fine fund'....:D

Your pal,
4and20

81

Dear Forum,

If you would like to contribute to teh free chad fund, please paypal kat at <!-- e --><a href="mailto:kat@forums.pearljam.com">kat@forums.pearljam.com</a><!-- e -->

Thanks
mgmt

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

Dear Forum,

If you would like to contribute to teh free chad fund, please paypal kat at <!-- e --><a href="mailto:kat@forums.pearljam.com">kat@forums.pearljam.com</a><!-- e -->

Thanks
mgmt

RYEzupSF

Dear Day:

You totally shit on me today, so fuck you. But thank you for being over.

Here's to a better tomorrow.

LloydXmas

Dear Dexter.

It's a little risky dumping another body in the ocean after the Feds found 13 plus in the ocean, no?

capthowdy1027

Dear Wedding Ring,

I'm still really sad that you broke on me this past summer. I know you were a little cheap piece of crap, but that's all we could afford when we got married. You did manage to last me almost ten years, but I would have rather you lasted a lot longer than that. Just so you know, I did finally order me a new one yesterday, even though I did end up getting you fixed, I just know your going to break on me again. I don't want something to happen where you break and I lose you all together. So I'm getting a new one here soon and I'm going to retire you and store you away in a very safe place so I can still keep you.

Now here's the actually crappy part, Wedding Ring. My wife's ring, although it is not broken, is also a piece of crap. Now that I have ordered a new one I think she's going to want an upgrade as well. I managed to get mine replaced for pretty cheap but I fear she will not do the same.

But oh well, thanks for hanging out with me for all these years.

Adios,
capthowdy1027

unlost dogs

Dear capthowdy1027,

You guessed right.

Sincerely, and increasingly less patiently waiting,

Mrs. capthowdy1027

mickeyrat

Dear love in my life,


Thanks for showing up. It's been worth the wait. Sorry it took ME so long to get here, but , well you know, had to take care of a few things first.


Me

iamica

Dear Winter,

Your days are numbered. Get lost.

RYEzupSF

Dear Z-
Girl, we've been friends a long time and you know i love you. It is out of that love that I must tell you that today you are a trainwreck. Get it together. If you don't, it is all gonna fall apart. And it won't be pretty.

dcfaithful

Dear Anniversary,

Please go away and come back again so I can do it better.

Sincerley yours,

Forgetful stoner.

Claireack

Dear Forgetful Stoner

Uh-oh!!

Yours

The person with a diary.

RYEzupSF

Dear Rye-
It is perfectly fine if you want to go out on a Thursday night and rage a little bit. It’s also a good idea to self-impose a curfew. In the future, please keep in mind that a curfew means you go home and go to bed. It does not mean you invite your friends over and stay up drinking whiskey until after 4am. If you do that, you will still be drunk when you get to work in the morning. Your hangover will start to hit you late morning and you will spend the entire day entirely worthless. Pull yourself together because you are a fucking trainwreck.

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Sincerely, RYEzupSF

chadwick

dear hall & oats,

you're now making avatars?
got any extra tickets?
i am the world's biggest fan of you guys.
got any posters?
if you two crazy cats are ever in chicago i can hook you up nicely.

your pal,
81

RYEzupSF

Dear 81-

Hall and Oates make avatars on occasion, but you must have an "in" to get one. Hall and Oats are very exclusive.
Hall and Oates do not understand "extra tickets."
Thank you for being the world's biggest fan. As Hall and Oates we understand those are very big shoes to fill.
Yes we have posters. Very big shiny posters.
On occasion Hall and Oates are in Chicago. When you say "hook you up nicely" to what do you refer? If you mean cougars with big hair, big boobs, short skirts, white pumps and press on nails then we will find it easier to understand "extra tickets."

Your idols,
Hall and Oates