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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Newman. wrote:

    goerge, how's the penske file look

    George is "playing the drums" on his desk. He is tapping his desk with pencils.

    Mr. Costanza, Mr. Pensky is here to see you.

    Mr. Pensky? Of the Pensky file?

    Pensky enters.

    Mr. Pensky. I was just working on your file. I was transferring the contents of the file into this

    flexible accordion-style folder.
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Newman. wrote:
    i always ask the gf to high five. she always says no. :lol:

    Are you throwing in the incentive of the flip-side? :roll:

    BTW, Can I keep these balloons at your place for your Newmanium?

    we never get past the first....so no flip side. :x

    you do know that is next year
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:

    you do know that is next year

    Sweet! Can I get an invite? :)

    I've got plenty of muffin stumps.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    I'll be going to Kramer's party
    Jerry's not invited to Newmans party :x
    Newman :x :x :x
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    ok...searching for: Seinfeld, party of four! (it doesnt get any more relative/realistic than this)...
    seinfeld_the_chinese_restaurant.jpg


    My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant
    If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    ok...searching for: Seinfeld, party of four! (it doesnt get any more relative/realistic than this)...
    seinfeld_the_chinese_restaurant.jpg


    My wife says "Seinfel Fo!" practically everytime we go to a restaurant

    :lol::lol: Nice!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Just for reaction, I think I'm going to try and open a jar of pickles naked tonight.

    Good naked and bad naked.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Just for reaction, I think I'm going to try and open a jar of pickles naked tonight.

    Good naked and bad naked.

    get out your belt sander and give the floors a sanding :P
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    sorry dc
    thats bad naked!
    however, if your women was naked and you asked her to open the pickles
    well...that would have to be decided on a case by case basis :lol:
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    sorry dc
    thats bad naked!
    however, if your women was naked and you asked her to open the pickles
    well...that would have to be decided on a case by case basis :lol:

    Pfft, whatever. :roll: I define good naked. :lol:8-)

    I posted pictures of our Mexico trip in a certain thread...if you find it, you'll be able to see her and make your judgment call.

    I'm going to say good naked, but I am biased. :D :P
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    sorry dc
    thats bad naked!
    however, if your women was naked and you asked her to open the pickles
    well...that would have to be decided on a case by case basis :lol:

    Pfft, whatever. :roll: I define good naked. :lol:8-)

    I posted pictures of our Mexico trip in a certain thread...if you find it, you'll be able to see her and make your judgment call.

    I'm going to say good naked, but I am biased. :D :P

    damn you facebook
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    sorry dc
    thats bad naked!
    however, if your women was naked and you asked her to open the pickles
    well...that would have to be decided on a case by case basis :lol:

    Pfft, whatever. :roll: I define good naked. :lol:8-)

    I posted pictures of our Mexico trip in a certain thread...if you find it, you'll be able to see her and make your judgment call.

    I'm going to say good naked, but I am biased. :D :P

    damn you facebook

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Now the real question is, is it worth signing up? :think:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Now the real question is, is it worth signing up? :think:


    i'm signed up, but it's blocked. suppose i could fire up the EVO. It's not bound by modern man's boundries
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newman. wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Now the real question is, is it worth signing up? :think:


    i'm signed up, but it's blocked. suppose i could fire up the EVO. It's not bound by modern man's boundries

    Uh-oh. Facebook stalking is on your agenda tonight? :lol:;)
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    DAMN FACEBOOK INDEED!

    i wont do it
    and you cant make me :lol:
    and yes, you are most likely biased ;)
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    and yes, you are most likely biased ;)

    It's not a case of most likely. I am.

    :think: I wonder if that stripper pole for the living room arrived today.... :o

    I'm digressing. Back to Seinfeld.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    uncle-leo.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    my aluminium pole came in last week
    81 is now off the air

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