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Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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    Elaine Benes-Kennedy Jr
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    BAD CHICKEN!!!

    'GONNA MESS YOU UP!!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you

    to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the

    doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.



    Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read

    the instructions?


    No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you

    to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the

    doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.



    Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read

    the instructions?


    No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

    Definitely just got my fix for the word "balm" today. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you

    to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the

    doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.



    Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read

    the instructions?


    No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

    Definitely just got my fix for the word "balm" today. :lol:

    dont ask why this came to mind...but you know, i had to share ;)















    balm :lol:
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    it's funny. I use that same tone after dinner with my daughters, holding a wet warm cloth

    "CLEAN YOU UP!".
    dcfaithful wrote:
    BAD CHICKEN!!!

    'GONNA MESS YOU UP!!
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Paul David wrote:
    it's funny. I use that same tone after dinner with my daughters, holding a wet warm cloth

    "CLEAN YOU UP!".
    dcfaithful wrote:
    BAD CHICKEN!!!

    'GONNA MESS YOU UP!!


    Ah, that reminds me of my post earlier in this thread about how I pull a Kramer on my own dog.

    We need help my friend. The only cure is more Seinfeld.
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Newman is seated at the counter at Monks, mumbling to himself.

    Newman: Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer.

    The waitress brings a roasted turkey out on a tray. Newman hallucinates

    Kramer's head on the turkey.

    Kramer/turkey (waving wing): Hey buddy.

    Newman screams and runs out of Monks.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    Newman is seated at the counter at Monks, mumbling to himself.

    Newman: Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer.

    The waitress brings a roasted turkey out on a tray. Newman hallucinates

    Kramer's head on the turkey.

    Kramer/turkey (waving wing): Hey buddy.

    Newman screams and runs out of Monks.

    Hey, buddy.

    kramer-turkey.jpg
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    kenny....kenny....kenny....
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    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Newman is seated at the counter at Monks, mumbling to himself.

    Newman: Butter. Kramer. Butter. Kramer.

    The waitress brings a roasted turkey out on a tray. Newman hallucinates

    Kramer's head on the turkey.

    Kramer/turkey (waving wing): Hey buddy.

    Newman screams and runs out of Monks.

    Hey, buddy.

    kramer-turkey.jpg


    :wave:
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    oh my god I love that part!
    81 wrote:
    kenny....kenny....kenny....
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hey, nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel!

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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'm on strike
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    i'm on strike

    Perhaps you can help me get off the "yam-yam"? :lol:

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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Just put this on my brother's wall.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    JeanwahJeanwah Posts: 6,363
    Enjoying sex while eating a pastrami sandwich is the best of both worlds!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0
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    Jeanwah wrote:
    Enjoying sex while eating a pastrami sandwich is the best of both worlds!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHchl4AxsE0


    do you mind if i put crib notes on my hand?
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    nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel...............
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Paul David wrote:
    nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel...............

    Hey...you copied my shit! ;)

    You could at least have the decency to ask, Bania style.

    "That's funny, can I use that?"

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    He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny.
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    He just thinks that anything that dissolves in milk is funny.

    :lol::lol:

    I think Paul David owes me a meal. Soup and a sandwich doesn't count either.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Bump.

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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Hey 81,
    This is what I was referring to earlier in this thread about my pooch:

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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The many moods of George Costanza:

    "This is Morning Mist."

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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Hey 81,
    This is what I was referring to earlier in this thread about my pooch:

    kramer034.jpg


    :?:
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Hey 81,
    This is what I was referring to earlier in this thread about my pooch:

    kramer034.jpg


    :?:

    About my dog...and how I re-create Kramer's tormenting with his bone....do you not recall this? I think it's a few pages from the beginning of this thread. You said I need help? :lol:

    EDIT: page 2
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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