Jesus Was An Arab

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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I was going to post about why Jesus would not have earned any mention in the limited amount of historical documents from the time (due to his unremarkable life - the legend having been created decades and centuries later) and about why the Gospel of Mark and Paul's epistles can be considered reliable transcriptions of the oral storytelling of their time. But it looks like this thread wasn't about any of that. I'm usually better at avoiding the blatantly anti-Zionist discussions on this board...

    You're right about one thing: It's a legend. That's all.

    And you think you can explain away the fact that there is no mention of him in any of the histories of the period by saying he led an 'unremarkable life'? Though I suppose someone who claims to be the Son of God and who attracts hundreds of followers, performs miracles, threatens the established order, and is publicly crucified by the authorities wouldn't attract any attention.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited May 2010
    Godfather. wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    ..just in case any right-wing, Republican voting, Anti-Arab Christians out there have forgotten.


    Talk amongst yourselves...

    are you looking for argument ? get a grip man, this kin d of crap just tells me more about you than I really need to know. believe as you will it's your soul. ;)

    Godfather.

    Here's some news for ya; Jesus was not fair-skinned, blue eyed, and English speaking. I just think it's strange that so many Americans have adopted Jesus as one of their own. How come they don't adopt Islam or Buddhism instead? I believe Christianity is, and always was, a completely alien religion to people in the West - and in the year 2010 it's not just alien, but a failed religion; it's obsolete - way past it's sell by date. Like Communism, it's intentions may have been pure, but it's been perverted and deformed to the point where it no longer has any value. I think it should be consigned to the dust-bin of history.

    And why do churches in the Western world still portray him as a Westerner? He wasn't. Even if we believe the fantasy bible version then Jesus would still have been dark skinned, brown eyed, and spoken Aramaic - a completely foreign language.

    He would have looked nothing like this:

    jesus-christ.jpg

    Actually, he would have looked more like this:

    Dubai+dirty+arab+ruler.jpg

    And if you don't think that religion and racism have any relation then I suggest you do your homework.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited May 2010
    dpmay wrote:
    yeah, this. this thread is clearly just an attempt to rile up some perceived stereotypical christians and southeners. not all southerners are racist, and neither are all christians.

    True. I regard 99% of so-called Christians as a bit of a joke.

    By the way, why pretend that the number of Christians in America isn't huge, and that they don't carry considerable influence in the political system over there, and consequently in U.S foreign affairs? I view them as not just idiots, but as very dangerous idiots.
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    Byrnzie wrote:
    And you think you can explain away the fact that there is no mention of him in any of the histories of the period by saying he led an 'unremarkable life'? Though I suppose someone who claims to be the Son of God and who attracts hundreds of followers, performs miracles, threatens the established order, and is publicly crucified by the authorities wouldn't attract any attention.


    +1

    plus all the historical references (Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius,Thallus) has been shown to be either inserted or amended by later Christians.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    arq wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    And you think you can explain away the fact that there is no mention of him in any of the histories of the period by saying he led an 'unremarkable life'? Though I suppose someone who claims to be the Son of God and who attracts hundreds of followers, performs miracles, threatens the established order, and is publicly crucified by the authorities wouldn't attract any attention.


    +1

    plus all the historical references (Josephus, Tacitus, Suetonius,Thallus) have been shown to be either inserted or amended by later Christians.

    True. It's inconceivable that a character of his importance would receive absolutely no mention in any historical records of the time, including Josephus' twenty-one volume 'Antiquities of the Jews'.
  • Byrnzie wrote:
    MrSmith wrote:
    i'll read the rest later, but i'm living in Mississippi right now and just yesterday i said hello to my black next door neighbor, had dinner with my mexican date, and then smoked some weed at my middle-eastern friend's house, and not once did i encounter a lynching or race riot. no one even threw a brick at us! i thought for sure it would happen when that white guy brought that black girl to the bar all the whities frequent but nothing! i was very dissappointed.

    i'm pretty horrified about what people think of the south. my uncle works in Oman, and could easily pass as one of their own, and the first thing people there said when he got there was "oh i saw MIssissippi Burning, so you dont like black people!" fucking idiots.

    I don't understand what any of this has to do with what I posted.

    Anyway, how many white Christian Mid-west Americans support the war in the Middle East? Is it less than 90%? Do you think Arabs are viewed favourably by most people in America?
    did you forget you typed this ignorant post?
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Either way, he probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden than Robert Powell. In fact, if he walked into a church today in Mississipi or Arkansas he'd probably be shot or lynched

    and yeah i'd say it less than 90%. much less. as with every other issue in the US, its probably somewhere around 60-40, give or take. 70 at best. For Iraq i mean. Afghanistan would be higher, but its higher from New York to LA.


    and do you really think you are exposing some horrible lie that most of the world never knew? its common knowledge that Jesus would have looked middleeastern, even the poor dumb hick christians you hate so much know this. you're not exactly dropping a bombshell on anyone. as if it even matters.

    if you really have visited the southern or midwestern states at any time since 1968 (and i have my doubts you have), you would see how utterly full of shit you are. but you're probably one of those "travellers" who visits countries to see what you expect to see, not what is.
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    it's all on you Byrnzie,as I said believe as you will it's your soul.
    it's just not worth the argument.

    Godfather.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    so if God brought forth the flood cause man had been so wicked or whatever, how come with all man has done since, has God not felt the need to wash us all away again? :think:
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  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    so if God brought the flood cause man had been so wicked or whatever, how come with all man has done since, has God not felt the need to wash us all away again? :think:

    The bible said that god promised that he's not going to do that again (the flood).
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    arq wrote:
    so if God brought the flood cause man had been so wicked or whatever, how come with all man has done since, has God not felt the need to wash us all away again? :think:

    The bible said that god promised that he's not going to do that again (the flood).

    hmm. quite convenient in these times of rational thought.
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  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    arq wrote:
    so if God brought the flood cause man had been so wicked or whatever, how come with all man has done since, has God not felt the need to wash us all away again? :think:

    The bible said that god promised that he's not going to do that again (the flood).

    hmm. quite convenient in these times of rational thought.

    is it worth the gamble cate ?

    Godfather.
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    hmm. quite convenient in these times of rational thought.

    Oh my friend how I wish these were times of rational thought, people still believe weird things and what is worst they're willing to kill and die for for those bronze age believes :(
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    Godfather. wrote:
    arq wrote:

    The bible said that god promised that he's not going to do that again (the flood).

    hmm. quite convenient in these times of rational thought.

    is it worth the gamble cate ?

    Godfather.

    well godfather tis not really an offer i CANT refuse, you know?? ;)

    besides im not a gambler. 8-)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Here's some news for ya; Jesus was not fair-skinned, blue eyed, and English speaking. I just think it's strange that so many Americans have adopted Jesus as one of their own. How come they don't adopt Islam or Buddhism instead? I believe Christianity is, and always was, a completely alien religion to people in the West - and in the year 2010 it's not just alien, but a failed religion; it's obsolete - way past it's sell by date. Like Communism, it's intentions may have been pure, but it's been perverted and deformed to the point where it no longer has any value. I think it should be consigned to the dust-bin of history.

    And why do churches in the Western world still portray him as a Westerner? He wasn't. Even if we believe the fantasy bible version then Jesus would still have been dark skinned, brown eyed, and spoken Aramaic - a completely foreign language.

    He would have looked nothing like this:

    jesus-christ.jpg

    Actually, he would have looked more like this:

    Dubai+dirty+arab+ruler.jpg

    And if you don't think that religion and racism have any relation then I suggest you do your homework.[/quote]
    that guys a lot older than 33
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    What i think is funny is black people never heard of jesus until white people told them about him, then they claim him as one of there own :lol::lol::lol: , hell slavery was justified on the teaching of christanity
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    KO282453 wrote:
    What i think is funny is black people never heard of jesus until white people told them about him, then they claim him as one of there own :lol::lol::lol: , hell slavery was justified on the teaching of christanity

    no more funny than all them white folks claiming an arab as one of their own. ;)8-)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    oh it think he was arab, but i work with a lot of black guys and they all beleive he was black, so ask them , "Well what about the 12 apostoles? were they black, and they they say NO, just Jesus, which i responded, do you REALLY see 12 White guys, 2,000 years ago, walking around a writing down EVERYTHING a Black man had to say? The were all freakin arabs.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    oh we were all black once upon a time. 8-)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    oh we were all black once upon a time. 8-)

    Not my WHITE ASS :lol::lol::lol:
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    KO282453 wrote:
    oh we were all black once upon a time. 8-)

    Not my WHITE ASS :lol::lol::lol:

    the only part that was white the rest was black!!! :lol:
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  • arent arabs, persians, etc considered white anyway?
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    arq wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    oh we were all black once upon a time. 8-)

    Not my WHITE ASS :lol::lol::lol:

    the only part that was white the rest was black!!! :lol:

    Your projecting, icky thoughts!!! Alright enough fun for tonight, Good Night All, i'm off to pray to my rainbow colored Jesus for my soul to keep.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    MrSmith wrote:
    arent arabs, persians, etc considered white anyway?

    yous one of them communists aint ya?? :lol:
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited May 2010
    MrSmith wrote:
    its common knowledge that Jesus would have looked middleeastern, even the poor dumb hick christians you hate so much know this.

    Yeah, sure they do. Which is why every church in America has a picture showing him with European features.
    MrSmith wrote:
    if you really have visited the southern or midwestern states at any time since 1968 (and i have my doubts you have), you would see how utterly full of shit you are. but you're probably one of those "travellers" who visits countries to see what you expect to see, not what is.


    I'd take a breath there pal. Sounds like you're running your mouth off faster than your brain can think.

    I've been in the south more then once. Not that that has anything to do with it. Are you a church going southern Christian? You seem a little uptight.

    You think 1968 was some kind of watershed year when everything changed in Mid Western America?
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    MrSmith wrote:
    arent arabs, persians, etc considered white anyway?

    No, they're not. But I'm sure you'll now try and pretend that those good, progressive thinking Christians see them that way.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    dpmay wrote:
    this thread is clearly just an attempt to rile up some perceived stereotypical christians and southeners. not all southerners are racist, and neither are all christians.

    I think the issue of religion and race is an interesting one. Clearly you don't agree.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_of_Jesus

    'In the majority of Western art, narrative and cinema depicting Jesus, he is portrayed with brown hair and brown eyes, having a short beard and white skin. However, some artists, including notably Dürer, have also depicted him as blond and/or blue-eyed. This is also the case in several films, including Jesus of Nazareth (1977) in which he has dark brown hair but pale blue eyes.

    Because of the commonness of this depiction, it is often confused with historical fact. It has dispersed so widely that many cultures have at least to some extent assimilated the image of a white Jesus. Western Christians spread images of a European Jesus through their encounters with peoples of Africa, the Americas, Australia and parts of Asia (often through colonization), from the 16th to the 20th century. Many nonwhite regions and ethnicities have depicted Jesus in this way, sometimes routinely, though sometimes with partial adaptations to the local setting, including dress. Moreover, in addition to images, the fact that Christianity was predominantly introduced to them by white individuals makes the racial connection even more complex. Nonetheless, portrayal of Jesus with local features is also common, especially in areas where Christianity has been prominent for a longer period of history.

    Additionally, in some cultures nonwhite depictions of Jesus are actually criticized or dismissed outright, with a few considering it blasphemous to portray Jesus as being of another ethnicity. Ever since the Nazi claim that Jesus was Nordic, Christian white supremacists have commonly equated Christian identity with white racial separatism, sometimes using exegesis of Biblical passages to argue their position.'
  • ShawshankShawshank Posts: 1,018
    I have no doubt He probably looked a lot like a younger version of Osama Bin Laden. That really has no bearing for me personally. Unfortunately, the vast majority of Christians are some of the most vile human beings on Earth. They alone give Christianity a bad name. It doesn't change my belief in Jesus Christ though, and I really don't care if that makes me look like a fool. I'm not here to try and impress anyone. If so called Christians actually lived by the words attributed to Jesus, this entire planet would be a much better place.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    This is a theory I've been thinking about for some time. What if Different aliens came down on different times and each brought a different message. One brought with him Christianity, one brought Islam and so so so. Idk, it's deeper then that but I really dnt want to get to deep into it......oh and Jesus was indeed a camel jockey. As some of my friends on planet earth like to call middle easterners.......well that and terrorists.....
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Shawshank wrote:
    If so called Christians actually lived by the words attributed to Jesus, this entire planet would be a much better place.

    True. I was just thinking the other day about this. I wonder how many so-called Christians actually follow the example of Jesus? Most Christians, as far as I can see, live in big houses, vote Republican, and are pro-war. A generalization I know, but regardless, I don't see any so-called Christians in the West preaching austerity and charity. It's just a money-spinner.

    As Nietzsche pointed out: 'There was only one Christian, and he died on the cross'.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    badbrains wrote:
    Jesus was indeed a camel jockey. As some of my friends on planet earth like to call middle easterners.......well that and terrorists.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdkqu8VKvCA

    Jesus Was A Terrorist - Jello Biafra with No Means No

    Jesus was a terrorist
    Enemy of the state
    That's what the Romans labeled him
    So he was put to death

    He died for his beliefs
    What's changed today?

    Today bible-thumping cannibals
    Reap money from his name
    Buy cable networks & power
    With old ladies' checks

    If Jesus saw Pat Robertson
    What do you think he'd say?

    Tax-free they re-write our laws
    And sick 'em on you
    Women don't control their bodies
    TV preachers do

    Censor everything from bathing suits
    To science books
    From the schoolroom to the bedroom
    They want our thoughts - or else

    They treat us like the Romans
    Used to treat the Christians
    Even some churchgoing folks are scared

    Modern catacombs of fear
    Built with money, power and threats
    Rock'n'roll is labeled porn
    Sell a record, you're under arrest

    Instead of fighting AIDS
    They try to stop us having sex
    They brag that they won't quit
    Til they take dominion over our lives

    Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act
    Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat
    Believe what you want
    But we'll fight to keep
    Out heads from being cemented in your sand.
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