Jesus Was An Arab

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  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    redrock wrote:
    michelle822 wrote:

    I've studied a bit ancient history, and I think it's highly likely he did exist and was probably a pretty great guy :).

    I'm with you (well... up until the 'and was probably a pretty great guy'!). A man with the name Jesus (or whatever his name was in his language) most probably did exist. Son of god, saviour of man? Certainly not. Current days in London, he may be the guy on his soap box in Speakers Corner, possibly creating disruption and being arrested. Maybe he was even a bit of an anarchist or revolutionary! It is also very likely that this 'Jesus' is not even one person but a myth put together based on several people/events (a bit like King Arthur - though I would really, really like for King Arthur to have been a real person!).



    aren't we all supposed to be children of god, though? doesn't christianity teach that god is our father and who creates us? so wouldn't that make us the son or daughter of god, too?

    Philippians 2:5-6

    5Let this mind be in you, which was also in Christ Jesus: 6Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    are you high???

    jesus was clearly of latin decent and nobody fucks with him

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsEa_M7MqYE

    shut the fuck up pepe! ;)
  • cajunkiwi
    cajunkiwi Posts: 984
    He was also a raging liberal ;)
    And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    norm wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    are you high???

    jesus was clearly of latin decent and nobody fucks with him

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsEa_M7MqYE

    shut the fuck up pepe! ;)


    i am the warlus
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • flywallyfly
    flywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    CJMST3K wrote:
    flywallyfly wrote:
    I was correct ! :shock: :roll:

    Yup, continue to create any story you want. :roll:

    Why would you think shouting Jesus was an Arab in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan would be a problem then?

    IMO you would be in a helluva lot more danger shouting that in certain areas of the United States.
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    flywallyfly wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    flywallyfly wrote:
    I was correct ! :shock: :roll:

    Yup, continue to create any story you want. :roll:

    Why would you think shouting Jesus was an Arab in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan would be a problem then?

    IMO you would be in a helluva lot more danger shouting that in certain areas of the United States.


    it's true, muslims believe jesus was a prophet of god, just not god sent to earth or the direct son of god
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i think jesus was a half alien and mary was artifically inceminadated by an alien race trying to help us change our ways, but in the end did more damage then good. but i know this isn't a popular theory.
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    Jesus was Persian, who are white guys. just watch Prince of Persia. that will show ya!
  • flywallyfly
    flywallyfly Posts: 1,453
    MrSmith wrote:
    Jesus was Persian, who are white guys. just watch Prince of Persia. that will show ya!

    LOL, usually with a British accent to boot ! Brokeback Persia !
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    to quote Stephen Stills "Jesus Christ was the first non-violent revolutionary". Jesus was born a Jew, although I'm not sure he was born in Arabia. If most Christians followed the teachings of Jesus: blessed are the peace makers, turn the other cheek, blessed are the meek, etc, they would be better human beings. But according to the christians I know you must believe in the virgin birth and resurrection to be saved and go to heaven. Accordingly, to not believe is a sure fire (pun intended) ticket to hell.
    afw
    peace
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,247
    i thought we were talking about jesus jones, the pop band from the '80s...those dudes were most certainly white, and might have been Brits...my mistake...
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    lettinggo wrote:
    to quote Stephen Stills "Jesus Christ was the first non-violent revolutionary". Jesus was born a Jew, although I'm not sure he was born in Arabia. If most Christians followed the teachings of Jesus: blessed are the peace makers, turn the other cheek, blessed are the meek, etc, they would be better human beings. But according to the christians I know you must believe in the virgin birth and resurrection to be saved and go to heaven. Accordingly, to not believe is a sure fire (pun intended) ticket to hell.
    afw
    peace

    Did you just quote a Scott Pilgrim book? :lol:
  • Pepe Silvia
    Pepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    i thought we were talking about jesus jones, the pop band from the '80s...those dudes were most certainly white, and might have been Brits...my mistake...



    no, no, no jesus can't hit a curveball
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • redrock
    redrock Posts: 18,341
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    aren't we all supposed to be children of god, though? doesn't christianity teach that god is our father and who creates us? so wouldn't that make us the son or daughter of god, too?

    What???? Should I believe this Jesus person, son of god, exists he's my............................. brother?!?!?!?! :shock:
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    God is love, or just believe in love. Being kind to others brings more kindness. Believing is comforting and personal and is the way of some hearts. There is no right or wrong if you but love and keep your heart open. Try to live without fear, understand and not judge others, including Jesus and those that choose to have him live in their hearts.
  • rebornFixer
    rebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    Not one of your more relevant or interesting posts, my friend. You're just shit disturbing.
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    edited May 2010
    michelle822 wrote:
    I beg to differ. About his existence, that is.

    I've studied a bit ancient history, and I think it's highly likely he did exist and was probably a pretty great guy :)

    Based on what evidence? There is no historical evidence attesting to his existence during 0 A.D - 33 A.D whatsoever.

    The most important historical documents of the time in that part of the world make no mention of him.
    Post edited by Byrnzie on
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Byrnzie wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    Who?

    The mythological figure of Jesus. He didn't actually exist, but for arguments sake, if he did, then he was an Arab. I just get the impression that many middle American, church going patriots would rather forget this fact, and instead prefer to imagine him as one of their own:

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    Nah, that's not Jesus, that guys currently just taking up the position of CEO at Holby City. Unless he's just trying to earn some extra money.
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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Great name for a band. I'd like one of their t-shirts. And maybe a poster.
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  • aerial
    aerial Posts: 2,319
    pandora wrote:
    God is love, or just believe in love. Being kind to others brings more kindness. Believing is comforting and personal and is the way of some hearts. There is no right or wrong if you but love and keep your heart open. Try to live without fear, understand and not judge others, including Jesus and those that choose to have him live in their hearts.
    :clap::clap::clap:
    “We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.” Abraham Lincoln
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