Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

dankind

oftenreading said:

PJfanwillneverleave1 said:

At what age would that whale thing be not cool to wear?  

Why don't you try it and let us know what you find out?

HughFreakingDillon

curmudgeoness said:

PJ_Soul said:

On a serious note, I don't understand why women have allowed the vagina to become a shameful body part that has to be specially maintained in order to make it "acceptable" in various way. Hey, I'm all for regular hygienic maintenance and all, but holy fuck, plastic surgery for labia is a massive thing now because women have been made to think that their labia has to look a certain way in order to please men, when in fact these stupid men with strict labia requirements need to get a fucking grip. I think this whole issue has taken off because of the extreme availability of porn BTW. Sexual expectations in general have become increasingly unrealistic with a lot of people in the past 10 or 15 years IMO. And I've read that internet porn is absolutely HORRIBLE for the healthy sexual development of adolescents. I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd make a special point of talking to them about all this, and do my best to ensure that internet porn didn't fuck up their perceptions about sex and bodies.

So, I live in a part of town where, apparently, we women are expected to be very concerned with this sort of thing -- that, or it's assumed that we have nothing else to be worried about, so why not, er, wax hysterical about the state of our vulvas?? [Sorry, so sorry, for the wordplay. I couldn't resist.] The local weekly paper has full-page ads for something called "feminine rejuvenation" and the "O-shot" (google it yourselves), which you can get at the same time as your labiaplasty or vaginoplasty (sp?). I will let someone take a scalpel to my labia right after my husband gets a scrotal lift, and not a moment before.

Anyone who isn't thrilled to be anywhere near that part of me in its current state doesn't deserve to be there.

A number of years ago, I saw a TED talk about the effects of internet pornography on men's ideas of what women should look like. The speaker was using breasts as her example (spoiler: breasts don't naturally occur as gravity-defying hemispheres), but obviously  the same concept applies to the rest of women's bodies, too.

if a woman wants to do that shit to themselves FOR themselves, I have zero issue with it. But yeah, the idea that they "need" to do it so they can "look how they're supposed to look" is disgusting to me. 

my wife has had two kids, doesn't look like she's 19 anymore, and I still think she's hot AF. And I tell her that daily. 

sexy isn't all physical. But curves are delicious. 

dankind

HughFreakingDillon said:

curmudgeoness said:

PJ_Soul said:

On a serious note, I don't understand why women have allowed the vagina to become a shameful body part that has to be specially maintained in order to make it "acceptable" in various way. Hey, I'm all for regular hygienic maintenance and all, but holy fuck, plastic surgery for labia is a massive thing now because women have been made to think that their labia has to look a certain way in order to please men, when in fact these stupid men with strict labia requirements need to get a fucking grip. I think this whole issue has taken off because of the extreme availability of porn BTW. Sexual expectations in general have become increasingly unrealistic with a lot of people in the past 10 or 15 years IMO. And I've read that internet porn is absolutely HORRIBLE for the healthy sexual development of adolescents. I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd make a special point of talking to them about all this, and do my best to ensure that internet porn didn't fuck up their perceptions about sex and bodies.

So, I live in a part of town where, apparently, we women are expected to be very concerned with this sort of thing -- that, or it's assumed that we have nothing else to be worried about, so why not, er, wax hysterical about the state of our vulvas?? [Sorry, so sorry, for the wordplay. I couldn't resist.] The local weekly paper has full-page ads for something called "feminine rejuvenation" and the "O-shot" (google it yourselves), which you can get at the same time as your labiaplasty or vaginoplasty (sp?). I will let someone take a scalpel to my labia right after my husband gets a scrotal lift, and not a moment before.

Anyone who isn't thrilled to be anywhere near that part of me in its current state doesn't deserve to be there.

A number of years ago, I saw a TED talk about the effects of internet pornography on men's ideas of what women should look like. The speaker was using breasts as her example (spoiler: breasts don't naturally occur as gravity-defying hemispheres), but obviously  the same concept applies to the rest of women's bodies, too.

if a woman wants to do that shit to themselves FOR themselves, I have zero issue with it. But yeah, the idea that they "need" to do it so they can "look how they're supposed to look" is disgusting to me. 

my wife has had two kids, doesn't look like she's 19 anymore, and I still think she's hot AF. And I tell her that daily. 

sexy isn't all physical. But curves are delicious. 

Horos

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

tempo_n_groove

Horos said:

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

Type in "Blue Waffle" for a look.

PJ_Soul

tempo_n_groove said:

Horos said:

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

Type in "Blue Waffle" for a look.

NO, DON'T!!!!!!!

dankind

tempo_n_groove said:

Horos said:

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

Type in "Blue Waffle" for a look.

That's just evil!

Poncier

tempo_n_groove said:

Horos said:

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

Type in "Blue Waffle" for a look.

Don't forget the syrup!

northerndragon

Poncier said:l

tempo_n_groove said:

Horos said:

First off this thread is seriously lacking pics. Come on ladies, none of you has tried this? Ziggy?

Secondly, I like the look of every vagina I've seen. I've always felt honored to view them personally. They are all beautiful.

Lastly it is interesting that this can be compared to men worrying about penis size. Unlike the pressure that is applied to woman to wear makeup to look 'better'.

Seriously though, where are the pics?

Type in "Blue Waffle" for a look.

Don't forget the syrup!

Hobbes

Surp!

Surp. Surp. Slurp. 

dankind

Well, I want to say that this thread went downhill, but it sort of started out that way, didn't it?

evsgjamm

HughFreakingDillon said:

if a woman wants to do that shit to themselves FOR themselves, I have zero issue with it. But yeah, the idea that they "need" to do it so they can "look how they're supposed to look" is disgusting to me. 

my wife has had two kids, doesn't look like she's 19 anymore, and I still think she's hot AF. And I tell her that daily. 

sexy isn't all physical. But curves are delicious. 

Agree 100%. I also let my wife know she's the hottest P.O.A. on the planet not only because she says she needs to hear those things, (hey, I like being told on occasion that I'm workin the magic for her as well) but also because I believe it. We've had one kid and she's self conscious about herself now, but I reassure her she's as beautiful as ever, if not more! I just want to get back to vajazzle talk cuz that shit is hilarious. bahhhhhhhhh the world is so messed up hahahhaha. Yes, I am admitting I'm laughing at this whole idea of glueing GEMS and RHIIINESTOOOONES to ones own freshwater clam. It's so ridiculous it's hilarious. Some funny comments in this thread. The heavy talk..., I gloss over.

curmudgeoness

evsgjamm said:

HughFreakingDillon said:

my wife has had two kids, doesn't look like she's 19 anymore, and I still think she's hot AF. And I tell her that daily. 

sexy isn't all physical. But curves are delicious. 

Agree 100%. I also let my wife know she's the hottest P.O.A. on the planet not only because she says she needs to hear those things, (hey, I like being told on occasion that I'm workin the magic for her as well) but also because I believe it. We've had one kid and she's self conscious about herself now, but I reassure her she's as beautiful as ever, if not more! I just want to get back to vajazzle talk cuz that shit is hilarious. bahhhhhhhhh the world is so messed up hahahhaha. Yes, I am admitting I'm laughing at this whole idea of glueing GEMS and RHIIINESTOOOONES to ones own freshwater clam. It's so ridiculous it's hilarious. Some funny comments in this thread. The heavy talk..., I gloss over.

We do love to hear this -- well, I do, anyway.
I don't do any gluing. I just make sure mine gets plenty of sun.