Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

cdp1223

MrMerkinball wrote:

he still stands wrote:

Meh, don't waste your money, girls. Spend it on bringing a 2nd girl into the bedroom and we'll REALLY be impressed.

1. If you have to spend money to get a second girl in the bedroom, you're doing it wrong.
2. Save the money you would spend on bedazzling and buy some very expensive toys instead. :twisted:

decides2dream

:roll:
sweet bejeebus.
i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :shock:

neenerbean

chadwick wrote:

first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"

Green Circle

neenerbean wrote:

chadwick wrote:

first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"

We use the word V.G. in our house.

decides2dream

Theovl316 wrote:

neenerbean wrote:

chadwick wrote:

first of all i despise the word vajayjay.

I like the word vajayjay but prefer "hoo-ha"

We use the word V.G. in our house.

haha.
funny, i just used the word hoo-ha in a convo last night.

norm

I think ed has some explaining to do

GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

decides2dream

norm wrote:

I think ed has some explaining to do

GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

priceless!



we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line.

Dissidentman

decides2dream wrote:

norm wrote:

I think ed has some explaining to do

GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

priceless!



we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line.

Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...

decides2dream

Dissidentman wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

norm wrote:

I think ed has some explaining to do

GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

priceless!



we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line.

Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...

except...it wouldn't be ed's junk.
and i am not taking it any further than that. :shock:

norm

Dissidentman wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

norm wrote:

I think ed has some explaining to do

GEMS AND RHINESTONES!!!

priceless!



we're all slipping! HOW did this NOT come up yet?!
and hell, i think even speedy posted, and that's like...his favorite line.

Cause only Norm has Ed's junk on his mind...

Ed has a vag?

The way ed sings it, sounds like he was surprised one night by the wifey

Black Diamond

norm wrote:

Ed has a vag?

The way ed sings it, sounds like he was surprised one night by the wifey

If he comes out sparkly at MSG, it might be the greatest show ever....

small town beck

decides2dream wrote:

:roll:
sweet bejeebus.
i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :shock:

LOL

I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand


This is just so tacky...ugh.

dunkman

is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.

chadwick

dunkman wrote:

is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.

probably not a good idea.
you don't want mick hucknall's face anywhere near your member or mouth do you?

he still stands

I wonder if they have BEDAZZLE YOUR BUTTHOLE?

or tedazzle your taint?



I wonder if anyone's life ambition is to become that person who applies little chunks of glass to people's genitalia?

Dissidentman

he still stands wrote:

I wonder if they have BEDAZZLE YOUR BUTTHOLE?

or tedazzle your taint?



I wonder if anyone's life ambition is to become that person who applies little chunks of glass to people's genitalia?

It ain't a GREAT thread until someone drops a "taint".

Dissidentman

dunkman wrote:

is it possible to get these vajayjay diamonds.. no wait... a vajayjay cubic zirconia.. i am scottish after all, no point wasting good money... in the shape of Mick Hucknalls face???

that way I could get to both punch Mick Hucknall and punch someone in the fudd all at the same time... repeatedly.

We now know the location of said fudd.

mikalina

What really bugs me is the "vaginal rejuvination" WTF !! That seems to be all the rage too !!!

So whats a few "gems and rhinestones" vajazzling your vajayjay - They sell the peel and stick kinds at any boutique. They last a few days too. So you can "dazzle" anywhere you want

the wolf

small town beck wrote:

decides2dream wrote:

:roll:
sweet bejeebus.
i am ALL for neatness/cleanliness/keeping everything up and sweet, but this is just....ridiculous. but, whatever. i just hope this 'jazzling' isn't a choking hazard! :shock:

LOL

I don't know which was funnier the choking hazard or the wolf coming across it first hand


This is just so tacky...ugh.

there was a whole conversation that took place and that was the real funny part ,... but this may not be the right forum for that.

dunkman

maybe us boys should do stuff to our bits n bobs as well??

I'm going to glue a sparkly anvil to my willy.