Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

illegal pants

ZiggyStar wrote:

illegal pants wrote:

ohhh Sus

you heading up the Oz franchise?

Why not? Might make some cash....looks like it's quickly becoming a niche market!

I've been thinking of trying these vajazzle things out....for research purposes of course!

hahahaaaa do iiiiiiiiiit

let me know if you need a second opinion

this is on topic here..

my neighbours are f*cking LOUD, i thought about making a topic here asking for advice on how to tell them to wear a muzzle and soundproof the room or something :?

turns out..

THEY SOLD THEIR HOUSE

i bet the new neighbours will be worse.

ZiggyStar

illegal pants wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

illegal pants wrote:

ohhh Sus

you heading up the Oz franchise?

Why not? Might make some cash....looks like it's quickly becoming a niche market!

I've been thinking of trying these vajazzle things out....for research purposes of course!

hahahaaaa do iiiiiiiiiit

let me know if you need a second opinion

this is on topic here..

my neighbours are f*cking LOUD, i thought about making a topic here asking for advice on how to tell them to wear a muzzle and soundproof the room or something :?

turns out..

THEY SOLD THEIR HOUSE

i bet the new neighbours will be worse.

A second opinion....well well well!!!

kenny olav

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

Dissidentman

kenny olav wrote:

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

and you'll need to go on Oprah.

CJMST3K

So if a Vajayjay is 100% Vajazzled, is it ok to post a picture? I mean, it's more-or-less a bathing suit of gems then. Right?

ZiggyStar

CJMST3K wrote:

So if a Vajayjay is 100% Vajazzled, is it ok to post a picture? I mean, it's more-or-less a bathing suit of gems then. Right?

Well from what I've seen, it's not the whole area vajazzled....it's more like a design in little crystals...like lips or a butterfly etc....so you'd see way more skin than crystal and you'd probably get in trouble for posting a rude picture.

ZiggyStar

kenny olav wrote:

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

What about webcam presentations!? hahaha

Who gives a shit about your 'glossy' business cards....my vajayjay fucking SPARKLES!!!!

Dissidentman

ZiggyStar wrote:

kenny olav wrote:

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

What about webcam presentations!? hahaha

Who gives a shit about your 'glossy' business cards....my vajayjay fucking SPARKLES!!!!

Could be an infection...

ZiggyStar

Dissidentman wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

kenny olav wrote:

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

What about webcam presentations!? hahaha

Who gives a shit about your 'glossy' business cards....my vajayjay fucking SPARKLES!!!!

Could be an infection...

I didn't say weeping....I said SPARKLES!! haha

Ewww......weeping vajayjays....shut up Dissidentman!!! You're so fucking offensive!!! :x

Claireack

I suspect it is a sign of radiation, the sparkles that is. Someone once told me that if you work for too long in a nuclear power plant you glow in the dark.

ZiggyStar

Radiation! haha Vampires sparkle now too....but only in sunlight......yes, I read all the Twilight books....and actually enjoyed them a fair bit. *hangs head in shame*

The movie was fucking shit though!!! So are the books tbh....but I can tell I would have LOVED them when I was 15 or so.

Poncier

Dissidentman wrote:

kenny olav wrote:

Z, you'll need to create portfolios, brochures, powerpoint presentations, etc if you want to compete. This is not chump work. You should see my business cards... I made them glossy.

and you'll need to go on Oprah.

Just don't vajazzle Oprah's Vajayjay on national TV, that could cause an international incident.

Brain of mJ

Somewhere a Martin Lawrence circa 1994 SNL monologue is having convulsions right now about this.

HughFreakingDillon

here's something somewhat related @ZiggyStar

WhatYouTaughtMe

HughFreakingDillon said:

here's something somewhat related @ZiggyStar

Excellent old thread bump!

curmudgeoness

Ah -- no.
That's one more reason to go to the clothing-optional beach. Good grief.

dankind

Franny said:

Gawd just another fad. It used to be just trimming the hair into pretty shapes like hearts and stars and shit, and then colouring it......is it just me but, the word vajayjay drives me nuts, it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that??? :roll:

PJ_Soul

On a serious note, I don't understand why women have allowed the vagina to become a shameful body part that has to be specially maintained in order to make it "acceptable" in various way. Hey, I'm all for regular hygienic maintenance and all, but holy fuck, plastic surgery for labia is a massive thing now because women have been made to think that their labia has to look a certain way in order to please men, when in fact these stupid men with strict labia requirements need to get a fucking grip. I think this whole issue has taken off because of the extreme availability of porn BTW. Sexual expectations in general have become increasingly unrealistic with a lot of people in the past 10 or 15 years IMO. And I've read that internet porn is absolutely HORRIBLE for the healthy sexual development of adolescents. I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd make a special point of talking to them about all this, and do my best to ensure that internet porn didn't fuck up their perceptions about sex and bodies.

dankind

I don't know a single man who has "strict labia requirements"; I think this is all on the women who perhaps view too much porn. And if it makes them feel better about themselves, then, well, OK....

A recent study I read about free and easily accessible internet porn and its ties to an uptick in incest and incestuous rape was profoundly disturbing.

HughFreakingDillon

PJ_Soul said:

On a serious note, I don't understand why women have allowed the vagina to become a shameful body part that has to be specially maintained in order to make it "acceptable" in various way. Hey, I'm all for regular hygienic maintenance and all, but holy fuck, plastic surgery for labia is a massive thing now because women have been made to think that their labia has to look a certain way in order to please men, when in fact these stupid men with strict labia requirements need to get a fucking grip. I think this whole issue has taken off because of the extreme availability of porn BTW. Sexual expectations in general have become increasingly unrealistic with a lot of people in the past 10 or 15 years IMO. And I've read that internet porn is absolutely HORRIBLE for the healthy sexual development of adolescents. I don't have kids, but if I did, I'd make a special point of talking to them about all this, and do my best to ensure that internet porn didn't fuck up their perceptions about sex and bodies.

100%

any person who thinks they need to do ANYTHING to alter themselves to please someone else or to conform to some fake societal norm needs therapy. 

yes, I learned quite some time ago that it isn't realistic to expect your woman to be excited at the prospect of her best friend joining us. LOL