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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.


    I think Bo Derek did that in the 80's!

    Did they make a clanking noise as she ran along the beach?
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,228
    How has this funny as shit shit lasted ALL DAY!?!?!?!?!!?! :lol::lol::lol:


    we really need a laughing smilie with tears.

    Thanks folks.
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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    the wolf wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:




    my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
    obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with..... :lol:


    Did you expect anything different with this crowd? ;)



    well, no.
    of course not.
    i am just happy to not be disappointed.
    one does need to pass a slow workday.

    and hey zigs, that's what happens when you live on the other side of the world!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?

    LMAO! :clap::lol:
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    CJMST3K wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg

    hahaha

    Two hours later: "Honey, I'm reaaaddddy!" :mrgreen:

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  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    CJMST3K wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg


    THAT kit is more in line with S&M if that is how you vajazzle!
    look at the applicator!
    :o
    :shock:
    :mrgreen:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    decides2dream wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg


    THAT kit is more in line with S&M if that is how you vajazzle!
    look at the applicator!
    :o
    :shock:
    :mrgreen:


    Well... it is contoured, for her pleasure.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)


    Waaaaay ahead of you. In additon to that, I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Stay away from the woods!!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Claireack wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Stay away from the woods!!


    But that is how I train for marathons. Do you have any idea how long a wolf pack will chase an elk?
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,573
    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)


    Waaaaay ahead of you. In additon to that, I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Wow! I'm impressed!! Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    josevolution wrote:
    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...

    Jose, I think you should just keep worrying about not getting lock jaw again....I mean a tongue cramp! "Am I having a stroke?" Fuck that was funny! :lol:
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,573
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...

    Jose, I think you should just keep worrying about not getting lock jaw again....I mean a tongue cramp! "Am I having a stroke?" Fuck that was funny! :lol:

    Oh yeah that hurt like hell damm no more 45mnts down there if she ain't done in 15 i call time out and get the toys out :lol::lol: ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?


    stop saying she's lucky
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    norm wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?


    stop saying she's lucky

    :lol:

    It's funny because it's true. Good night all!
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I spent way too long out of this thread. Time to catch up.

    Ok, clicked on the link in the original post ... their tagline ...

    SPARKLY LITTLE SECRET IN YOUR PANTS

    which, quite honestly, sounds like something you need some antibiotics for. :?



    Then there was this ... which cracked me the hell up ....


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    Look at the poor fuckin' dog!!! :lol:
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  • TravisTheSkyTravisTheSky Posts: 615
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that???

    Close, but no cigar Ms. Lewinski.

    It's a vulva. A vagina would not have hair nor be seen from the outside.
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  • WhizbangWhizbang Posts: 1,314
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This fuckin' thread is a riot!!!! I love it!

    I will be in Aruba for a week....somebody please keep this thread going. I must read it when I get home


    a little sparkle in your pants....dying!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    TravisTheSky wrote:
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that???

    Close, but no cigar Ms. Lewinski.

    It's a vulva. A vagina would not have hair nor be seen from the outside.

    yeah he's right... men know more about foo-foos than women... plus they make up better names for them.

    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,411
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.

    no wonder he's laughing

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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.

    I think Lil' Wayne puts them in a bowl of milk and eats them like corn flakes.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:

    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name

    My family grew up calling it a "freffie"! haha I still call it a freffie....if I'm talking to say my sister or niece about it like "her freffie nearly slipped out the side of her bathing suit". I don't call it a freffie in a sexual context though....that's just wrong. :?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited August 2010
    Claireack wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?

    Nawwww.....Lil' Wayne!! :lol:

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