Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?
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  • Claireack
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    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    If you don't wax, can you just thread a few beads onto your flowing locks? I could get some sparkly ones.

    P.s. don't really like Vajayjay or the other one, who ha was it. Can't we just call it a Mary.


    I think Bo Derek did that in the 80's!

    Did they make a clanking noise as she ran along the beach?
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  • mickeyrat
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    How has this funny as shit shit lasted ALL DAY!?!?!?!?!!?! :lol::lol::lol:


    we really need a laughing smilie with tears.

    Thanks folks.
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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    the wolf wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:




    my gawd, this thread is taking a turn for the worse. :?
    obviously, it started on pretty sketchy ground to begin with..... :lol:


    Did you expect anything different with this crowd? ;)



    well, no.
    of course not.
    i am just happy to not be disappointed.
    one does need to pass a slow workday.

    and hey zigs, that's what happens when you live on the other side of the world!
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
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  • ZiggyStar
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?

    LMAO! :clap::lol:
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    CJMST3K wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg

    hahaha

    Two hours later: "Honey, I'm reaaaddddy!" :mrgreen:

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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    CJMST3K wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    DAMN! I go to bed and miss all the fun! :x

    I thought the fun started once you went to bed... Or is this some new ziggystar I'm talking to?


    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg


    THAT kit is more in line with S&M if that is how you vajazzle!
    look at the applicator!
    :o
    :shock:
    :mrgreen:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)
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  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    decides2dream wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    The fun begins at Ziggy's home when you see this box being opened.
    BeDazzler_Thumb.jpg


    THAT kit is more in line with S&M if that is how you vajazzle!
    look at the applicator!
    :o
    :shock:
    :mrgreen:


    Well... it is contoured, for her pleasure.
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  • eyedclaar
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)


    Waaaaay ahead of you. In additon to that, I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.
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  • Claireack
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Stay away from the woods!!
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  • eyedclaar
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    Claireack wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Stay away from the woods!!


    But that is how I train for marathons. Do you have any idea how long a wolf pack will chase an elk?
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  • josevolution
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    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    We need someone to buy one of those kits and test these vajazzle things out....

    I pick.............EYED............for a PENazzle! I can hear him now -- "Weeeeeeeeee!" 8-)


    Waaaaay ahead of you. In additon to that, I even have mine wearing one of those fake sets of antlers you see on pets around the holidays.

    Wow! I'm impressed!! Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    josevolution wrote:
    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...

    Jose, I think you should just keep worrying about not getting lock jaw again....I mean a tongue cramp! "Am I having a stroke?" Fuck that was funny! :lol:
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  • eyedclaar
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?
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  • josevolution
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    ZiggyStar wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    So being a guy if i'm down there and get some of that sparkly shit in my mouth is it toxic :P ...

    Jose, I think you should just keep worrying about not getting lock jaw again....I mean a tongue cramp! "Am I having a stroke?" Fuck that was funny! :lol:

    Oh yeah that hurt like hell damm no more 45mnts down there if she ain't done in 15 i call time out and get the toys out :lol::lol: ..
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  • norm
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    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?


    stop saying she's lucky
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    norm wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    Your wife is one lucky bitch! 8-)

    That is what I keep telling her, almost word for word, and I keep getting slapped. What am I doing wrong?


    stop saying she's lucky

    :lol:

    It's funny because it's true. Good night all!
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