Vajazzling your Vajayjay -- WTF?!

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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I spent way too long out of this thread. Time to catch up.

    Ok, clicked on the link in the original post ... their tagline ...

    SPARKLY LITTLE SECRET IN YOUR PANTS

    which, quite honestly, sounds like something you need some antibiotics for. :?



    Then there was this ... which cracked me the hell up ....


    chive_img_4.jpg

    Look at the poor fuckin' dog!!! :lol:
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  • TravisTheSky
    TravisTheSky Posts: 615
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that???

    Close, but no cigar Ms. Lewinski.

    It's a vulva. A vagina would not have hair nor be seen from the outside.
    "May you live in interesting times."
  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This fuckin' thread is a riot!!!! I love it!

    I will be in Aruba for a week....somebody please keep this thread going. I must read it when I get home


    a little sparkle in your pants....dying!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    TravisTheSky wrote:
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that???

    Close, but no cigar Ms. Lewinski.

    It's a vulva. A vagina would not have hair nor be seen from the outside.

    yeah he's right... men know more about foo-foos than women... plus they make up better names for them.

    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,904
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Poncier wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.

    no wonder he's laughing

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    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name for what is essentially the most exciting place on earth... which is why I call my wife's baby wallet "The Rollercoaster On Top Of That Hotel In Las Vegas" ... yes yes i know it's a mouthful... quite literally ;);)
    A mouthful of sparkly jewels.

    I think Lil' Wayne puts them in a bowl of milk and eats them like corn flakes.
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:

    a Mary? that's the worlds most boring name

    My family grew up calling it a "freffie"! haha I still call it a freffie....if I'm talking to say my sister or niece about it like "her freffie nearly slipped out the side of her bathing suit". I don't call it a freffie in a sexual context though....that's just wrong. :?
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  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    edited August 2010
    Claireack wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?

    Nawwww.....Lil' Wayne!! :lol:

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  • decides2dream
    decides2dream Posts: 14,977
    dunkman wrote:
    TravisTheSky wrote:
    Sagittarius Crux wrote:
    it's a friggin vagina what's hard about saying that???

    Close, but no cigar Ms. Lewinski.

    It's a vulva. A vagina would not have hair nor be seen from the outside.

    yeah he's right... men know more about foo-foos than women... plus they make up better names for them.



    except, he is a she. travisthesky is a girl. :)



    and one of the greatest seinfeld episode's ever......'name rhyme's with a part of the female anatomy'....mulva......priceless! :lol:
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Claireack wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?

    um...no.

    Untitled.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    decides2dream wrote:
    except, he is a she. travisthesky is a girl. :)


    well then it's an inappropriate username. ;);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,904
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Lil' Wayne

    You call yours Lil' Wayne?

    um...no.

    Untitled.
    Red dot?
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:

    Red dot?

    *rimshot*

    :)
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:

    Red dot?

    *rimshot*

    :)

    :roll:

    Maybe we could do a raffle to name Lil' Wayne a more manly name.

    How about 'Thor'?
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  • kenny olav
    kenny olav Posts: 3,319
    Thank you Ziggy, for now I know my true calling in life - to be a professional Vajazzler. I'll out Vajazzle all of you amateurs! In fact, I'm already accepting clients.
  • LikeAnOcean
    LikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Fortune and glory. 8-)
  • illegal pants
    illegal pants Posts: 13,471
    ohhh Sus

    you heading up the Oz franchise? ;)
    wah
  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    illegal pants wrote:
    ohhh Sus

    you heading up the Oz franchise? ;)


    Why not? Might make some cash....looks like it's quickly becoming a niche market!

    I've been thinking of trying these vajazzle things out....for research purposes of course! ;)
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