What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Twilight and Twilight: New Moon :? The things you watch when your babysitting :oops:

    The dialogue and acting were just so squirm inducing-ly bad. See, they were so bad I had to make up a word to describe just how bad they were :ugeek:


    i just kept looking at the scenery and did my best to ignore the 'humans'.

    oh and in new moon i was sooo hoping jasper would rip bellas throat out. if idve written it hedve spent the remainder of the series stalking her and trying to get past his brother. *sigh*
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  • PilateOfTheStorm
    PilateOfTheStorm Posts: 4,319
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Twilight and Twilight: New Moon :? The things you watch when your babysitting :oops:

    The dialogue and acting were just so squirm inducing-ly bad. See, they were so bad I had to make up a word to describe just how bad they were :ugeek:

    thank god there's someone else who agrees with me

    all my friends love it, my sister forced me to watch the first one and i just couldn't understand how a film that was so cringey and full of such bad acting could be such a hit
  • mookeywrench
    mookeywrench Posts: 6,066
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    saw a little bit more of the faculty. josh hartnett's hair style alone makes it one of the worst films ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D4JV9w7 ... re=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xv3NTxQKU

    Saddest thing about the faculty is in the Class of 99' - Another Brick in the Wall, you can hear Layne Staley's lisp from his front teeth having fell out.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    mookeywrench wrote:
    Pepe Silvia wrote:
    saw a little bit more of the faculty. josh hartnett's hair style alone makes it one of the worst films ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D4JV9w7 ... re=related

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7xv3NTxQKU

    Saddest thing about the faculty is in the Class of 99' - Another Brick in the Wall, you can hear Layne Staley's lisp from his front teeth having fell out.


    josh harnetts appearance in O didnt do anything for an already crap film either.
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
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    zombi strippers...even hated it the second and third time i watched it.
    :think:

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  • gfnk001
    gfnk001 Posts: 652
    Time Bandits...even as a kid. A 3-D movie with time traveling little people had no redeeming aspects.
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  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Weekend at Bernies :wtf: 1 & 2 :roll:

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  • ed243421
    ed243421 Posts: 7,730
    gfnk001 wrote:
    Time Bandits...even as a kid. A 3-D movie with time traveling little people had no redeeming aspects.

    you can't be talking about this movie

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081633/

    this one was very good

    i don't think it was in 3-d
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    1285
  • 81
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    Troy.
    81 is now off the air

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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Davidtrios wrote:
    1285



    The first one not that bad....the rest are unwatchable.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Davidtrios wrote:
    1285



    The first one not that bad....the rest are unwatchable.


    honestly, it's not terrible but that has to be the worst tattoo i've ever seen
  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    81 wrote:
    Troy.

    damm ... i like that fight scene between hector and achilles! ...
  • Idris
    Idris Posts: 2,317
    polaris_x wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Troy.

    damm ... i like that fight scene between hector and achilles! ...

    That movie shouldve been so much better, how can they mess up such a classic story? Booo!
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    It's easy to name B-Movies, but I think that's something that could go on all day. Nobody ever watched "Sorority Babes In The Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama", "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", or "Troll 2" and expected anything but utter shit.

    But as far as ACTUAL films that I thought were shitty...

    Die Another Day - I know you have to suspend disbelief for every James Bond movie, but this was just completely dumb with the Madonna cameo, invisible car, and just all around idiocy.

    The Fog (Remake) - Most remakes aren't nearly as good as the original, but this took sucking to a new level

    Rocky V - I pretend like this movie never happened

    Still Waiting... - See Rocky V review

    King Kong (2005) - Seemed to me like it was all special effects and very little substance. It almost felt like a video game being played out on a movie screen

    Just about every SNL movie except for Blues Brothers, Wayne's World 1 & 2, and maybe one or two more.

    Those are the ones that come to mind.
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  • polaris_x
    polaris_x Posts: 13,559
    Idris wrote:
    polaris_x wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Troy.

    damm ... i like that fight scene between hector and achilles! ...

    That movie shouldve been so much better, how can they mess up such a classic story? Booo!

    for me orlando bloom ruined the fucking movie ... also, there were two many storylines ... but eric bana and brad pitt were pretty good imo ...
  • CorduroyGirl
    CorduroyGirl Posts: 283
    The worst I've seen recently is Twilight (and the rest of the Saga)... They're awful... Vampires AND werewolves ruined in the same story...
    Also, Red Riding Hood was pretty bad... But at least it had Gary Oldman XD
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  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    Easy...Pink Flamingos
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    pretty much anything with Nick Cage in the last ten years is an absolute abomination.

    Everything must go (I'm a big Will Ferrel fan, but this was the first movie in a long time I almost turned off half way through.
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  • BLACK35
    BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,971
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