What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • iamica
    iamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Forgot to add "Santa Claus" (1959) - really awful one...Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a good job tearing it apart.
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  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    whoprincess wrote:
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    For those who say Sex and the City 2, watch this intellectual rant about it. It's great once he winds himself up about it. Really worth a watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc

    'An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick' :lol:
    This review told me everything I needed to know about Sex and the City 2:

    http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2010/06/26 ... he-city-2/

    It also made me laugh my ass off.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Thanks for that.
  • Hammerdonkey
    Hammerdonkey Posts: 550
    Righteous Kill is the worst movie of all time. It's even worse than The Village....and that movie sucked the pork. I hate Joaquin Phoenix. His whispers make me want to go on a nationwide killing spree.

    That being said...RK had Pacino and DeNiro. Widely regarded as our betters actors in film history, yet they managed to shit the bed on this monumental waste of time.

    When you think of a movie and it makes you angry, then it sucked. Some things can't be un-watched.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Hammerdonkey wrote:
    Righteous Kill is the worst movie of all time. It's even worse than The Village....and that movie sucked the pork. I hate Joaquin Phoenix. His whispers make me want to go on a nationwide killing spree.

    That being said...RK had Pacino and DeNiro. Widely regarded as our betters actors in film history, yet they managed to shit the bed on this monumental waste of time.

    When you think of a movie and it makes you angry, then it sucked. Some things can't be un-watched.
    i agree that joaquin phoenix is a drip. never saw the movie you speak of. joaquin phoenix... no thanks.
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  • Kilgore_Trout
    Kilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/

    the title was SO misleading... granted, it was meant to be a shitty B movie

    but still...

    check it out :D
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  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    whoprincess wrote:
    This review told me everything I needed to know about Sex and the City 2:

    http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2010/06/26 ... he-city-2/

    It also made me laugh my ass off.

    That is so funny, but alass so true of the movie. Love the horse faced SJP!
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  • tinkerbell
    tinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    chickweed wrote:
    i'm going to go with


    ready



    the blair witch project

    I agree! That movie is so awful and not in the least bit scary.
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  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/

    the title was SO misleading... granted, it was meant to be a shitty B movie

    but still...

    check it out :D

    OK I see your Nude on the Moon and I raise you:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273896/

    THE NOSTRIL PICKER :o
  • pjradio
    pjradio Posts: 6,704
    Easy one for me...First and ONLY time I've ever walked out of a movie:

    Lightning Jack (1994) (Paul Hogan, Cuba Gooding Jr.)
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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    I think the only movie I've walked out on was Driven, starring Sly Stallone ... and I like Indy Car and Sly! Horrible movie with a scene where a car flips off the track ... into a river ... and another driver turns around to rescue his rival in a 5 minute scene where the almost both drown in water that is on fire. It was insulting to the core audience they were trying to attract.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jason P wrote:
    I think the only movie I've walked out on was Driven, starring Sly Stallone ... and I like Indy Car and Sly! Horrible movie with a scene where a car flips off the track ... into a river ... and another driver turns around to rescue his rival in a 5 minute scene where the almost both drown in water that is on fire. It was insulting to the core audience they were trying to attract.

    i went to that with a buddy of mine who was a former indycar driver...we've never laughed so hard at a movie
  • BinGnarly
    BinGnarly Posts: 508
    Evil Bong....

    A bong kills stoners. It does so by getting them high and sucking them into the bong. Once in the bong strippers give them lap dances and then proceed to eat them....

    You can see the trailer on youtube. I would post it but it shows a girls butt cheeks in it and I don't know the rules on this forum and butt cheeks so if you want to look it up go for it. Nothing worse then butt cheeks though.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlFOiFLLd0g
    awesome not the worst
    but very cheap
    and very very ridiculous

    dicks

    :lolno:
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    Recently I'd say...Children of Men, Gamer, and Book of Eli.

    Peace
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    g under p wrote:
    Recently I'd say...Children of Men, Gamer, and Book of Eli.

    Peace


    Wow, i thought Children of Men was great.
  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    BinauralJam wrote:
    g under p wrote:
    Recently I'd say...Children of Men, Gamer, and Book of Eli.

    Peace


    Wow, i thought Children of Men was great.

    Yeah me too. I haven't seen Gamer or book of Eli but the former looked really bad!
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    BinauralJam wrote:
    g under p wrote:
    Recently I'd say...Children of Men, Gamer, and Book of Eli.

    Peace


    Wow, i thought Children of Men was great.


    OK maybe it was the build up to that movie and I was more disappointed more than anything else.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • whygohome
    whygohome Posts: 2,305
    BinGnarly wrote:
    Evil Bong....

    A bong kills stoners. It does so by getting them high and sucking them into the bong. Once in the bong strippers give them lap dances and then proceed to eat them....

    You can see the trailer on youtube. I would post it but it shows a girls butt cheeks in it and I don't know the rules on this forum and butt cheeks so if you want to look it up go for it. Nothing worse then butt cheeks though.

    Not cool. I wrote that screenplay...................... :mrgreen:
  • Fifthelement
    Fifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,965
    Twilight and Twilight: New Moon :? The things you watch when your babysitting :oops:

    The dialogue and acting were just so squirm inducing-ly bad. See, they were so bad I had to make up a word to describe just how bad they were :ugeek:
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  • blenderman69
    blenderman69 philly Posts: 2,104
    zombi strippers...even hated it the second and third time i watched it.

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