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    vomikus39vomikus39 Posts: 250
    BF89905 wrote:
    Burn After Reading, Lost in Translation, In Bruges, Across the Universe


    Oh man, In Bruge was pretty good, I thought. I've actually been to Bruge, awesome town.

    Green Lantern---worst movie ever!!!
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    curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    Men who stair at goats. George Clooney owes me $10.50

    My family dragged me to see this, and they all fell asleep! I'm the only one that watched it. It was bizarre, and the only thing I remember is "the sparkly eyes technique" which I thought was hilarious, but the rest of the movie :fp:
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    curlygirly9curlygirly9 Vancouver, WA Posts: 1,872
    BF89905 wrote:
    Burn After Reading, Lost in Translation, In Bruges, Across the Universe

    Burn After Reading?! Not my favorite Coen Bros. movie, but it's worth it for Brad Pitt's hair and John Malkovich's "WTF's" alone :lol:
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    Check this one out. And with Karen Black, no less.

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    JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,217
    Man, im on a roll these days. Intolerable Cruelty was possible the worst pile of hot steamy shit I've ever seen.
    Im amazed George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Beta tau Jones agreed to that mess.
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Turbo
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.
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    I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.

    How so? I thought it was entertaining.
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    One of the biggest turds I've been unfortunate to witness. I want to hit every actor in the head that participated in this.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    SK359828 wrote:
    I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.

    How so? I thought it was entertaining.

    The racism was too much. Maybe it had more to do with me than being a "bad" movie. Just wasn't my ki d of movie I guess. I didn't find it entertaining. It was pretty disturbing actually.
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    SK359828 wrote:
    I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.

    How so? I thought it was entertaining.

    The racism was too much. Maybe it had more to do with me than being a "bad" movie. Just wasn't my ki d of movie I guess. I didn't find it entertaining. It was pretty disturbing actually.


    the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
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    Are you picking on me tonight? lol

    I knew what I was getting into. It was just too much for me. I can usually handle anything, but this one bothered me. I still like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown though.
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    Magnolia. I wouldn't wish that piece of shit on my worst enemy :nono:
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    catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.

    Are you picking on me tonight? lol

    I knew what I was getting into. It was just too much for me. I can usually handle anything, but this one bothered me. I still like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown though.

    oh youd know it if I were picking on you. :lol:


    well if you didn't like pulp fiction then Id know there was something seriously amiss. ;)8-)
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,983
    edited September 2016
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    Brisk. wrote:

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    Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!


    One of my all time favorites!!



    Confession: I kind of love bad films.



    i just saw this last night for the first time. yeah it was bad but like MST3K bad. :lol:
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    HesCalledDyerHesCalledDyer Maryland Posts: 16,420
    Constantine
    Pretty much any movie by M Night Shyamalan
    Anything Uwe Boll has ever touched
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    brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 40,772
    Having seen a lot of movies, I'm not sure what the worst film I've ever seen is but I remember walking out of the theater about 20 minutes into "Room With A View" and recently returned "Mr. Turner" to Netflix after only being able to sit through about 1/3 of it.
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    InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited September 2016
    After Earth
    How Do You Know?

    Sad that the latter might be Nicholson's last movie if he never works again.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,487
    edited September 2016



    smg97791 wrote:



    i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?


    Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.






    starship troopers



    seriously, dick, a movie doesn't have to be 4 hours to drag on and on. it seemed like some parts just weren't needed and put in there to make time. the guy gets stuff in his face and transforms into a 'prawn' and the haitians want his arm to use the weapons and he helps an alien and his kid escape.....hooray. it just didn't do it for me.



    if i had to say off the top of my head, in no particular order



    big lebowski

    ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains

    brazil (the director's cut, not the butchered versions)

    fear & loathing in las vegas

    best in show

    anchorman

    life is beautiful

    amelie

    scotland, pa

    2 days in paris

    before sunrise

    about schmidt

    eulogy

    requiem for a dream

    pan's labyrinth

    eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

    election

    mr arkadin (the comprehensive version on the criterion collection release)

    little miss sunshine

    the life aquatic

    made

    the royal tenenbaums

    punch-drunk love

    office space

    novocaine

    year of the dog

    stranger than fiction

    tape

    the tv set

    waking life

    everything is illuminated

    very bad things

    two evil eyes

    the squid and the whale

    taladega nights

    the grand

    not a movie but the sci-fi channel's mini series of dune was great

    the others and the original version he did of what was later remade into vanilla sky (open your eyes, forget how to say it in spanish)



    many of those are a lot longer than district 9 so no, i do not have the attention span of a 4 year old



    There are some really good movies in here.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    MalrothMalroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,487
    NoCode416 said:

    District 9?



    A.I.?



    You guys must only watch "the greatest" movies if these movies qualify as your worst movie ever...



    I suggest you watch Battlefield Earth so that you have a new least favorite movie. It is impressively awful.

    Battlefield earth is the worst movie to be released in theaters.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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    mcgruff10mcgruff10 New Jersey Posts: 27,933
    Tropic thunder. Absolutely terrible.
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    2-feign-reluctance2-feign-reluctance TigerTown, USA Posts: 23,150
    mcgruff10 said:

    Tropic thunder. Absolutely terrible.

    Talk about a stupid amount of violence too.
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    barton fink. sorry, hipsters, it sucked.

    eraserhead.

    chariots of fire. :sleepy:

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    Bridesmaids. Just brutal. Had to dump a girl because of it.
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    PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,654
    edited September 2016

    Bridesmaids. Just brutal. Had to dump a girl because of it.

    Really? You dumped a girl over Bridesmaids? Care to elaborate just because I am curious as to how that played out? ;)
    (I thought it was a pretty funny movie!)
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    InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    edited September 2016

    Bridesmaids. Just brutal. Had to dump a girl because of it.

    I can understand dumping her over Twilight or 50 Shades but not this.

    I'm hoping 50 gets the Rifftrax treatment like all the Twilights. That's the only way I'll see it.
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,110
    Might be drunk, but the first movie that comes to mind is Kazaam. That was pretty fuckin bad.
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    BLACK35BLACK35 Hanover, Ontario Posts: 22,492
    Blair Witch Project, has to be the worse ever
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    Massara133Massara133 Stettler AB Canada Posts: 430
    I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.
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