What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    81 wrote:
    Troy.


    Good one.

    Also- Michael starring John Travolta
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
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    damm ... i like that fight scene between hector and achilles! ...

    That movie shouldve been so much better, how can they mess up such a classic story? Booo!

    for me orlando bloom ruined the fucking movie ... also, there were two many storylines ... but eric bana and brad pitt were pretty good imo ...
    Yeah, plenty of problems with Troy but I agree about Eric Bana and Brad Pitt. Pitt was so hot I could overlook most of the other faults. :twisted:
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  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    he still stands wrote:
    The Human Centipede was pretty horrible.
    Was just a tad uncomfortable to watch, I agree. :shock: We spent most of the movie arguing who had it worst, the first, second or last person. :?
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  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I've heard that "Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star" is pretty terrible and critics are calling it one of the worst movies ever. Has anybody seen it? It's already in IMDb's "Bottom 100" ranked worse that spectacular stinkers like "Ed", "Battlefield Earth", "Gigli", "Troll 2", "Laserblast" and more.

    From the looks of the commercials I knew I didn't want to see it, but I didn't think it would be THAT bad. Commenting on Pauly Shore's appearance in the film,one reviewer said "this may be the worst movie Pauly Shore has ever been in, think about that".
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Blair Witch Project, or Wolf. It's a tie.
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    okay, so it wasn't THAT bad, but a girlfriend (at the time) kept insisting that we watch it and that it is like the best movie EVER. she kept hyping it up for like a week before I caved.

    the book of eli.

    this broad was CRYING during most of the movie... ugh... christians :D

    (I broke up with her because of this)
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  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    Loulou wrote:
    he still stands wrote:
    The Human Centipede was pretty horrible.
    Was just a tad uncomfortable to watch, I agree. :shock: We spent most of the movie arguing who had it worst, the first, second or last person. :?

    well, that's a no-brainer. the middle. you've got ass in mouth AND a person strapped onto your ass. the other two don't have that. You've got no control of movment, are eating shit AND have a tongue up your ass. the guy in front obviously has it best.

    Now, the last one on the chain is pretty bad, too, because you're eating what's gone through the digestive tracts of TWO people. Personally, I don't think that is much worse than eating what's gone through only one person... and obviously it's cool to not have someone surgically tied to your asshole.

    apparently, there is going to be a Human Centipede TWO.
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    The worst one that I have seen in the past few years was Inglorious Basterds. There was so much hype about it, thought we had to see it, both my girlfriend and I hated it, thought it was just terrible.
  • 81
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    he still stands wrote:
    okay, so it wasn't THAT bad, but a girlfriend (at the time) kept insisting that we watch it and that it is like the best movie EVER. she kept hyping it up for like a week before I caved.

    the book of eli.

    this broad was CRYING during most of the movie... ugh... christians :D

    (I broke up with her because of this)


    wasn't great, but wasn't bad.
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  • 81
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    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    The worst one that I have seen in the past few years was Inglorious Basterds. There was so much hype about it, thought we had to see it, both my girlfriend and I hated it, thought it was just terrible.


    you good sir, have poor taste....one of the best movies of the last 10 yeaers. :thumbup:
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  • CorduroyGirl
    CorduroyGirl Posts: 283
    81 wrote:
    you good sir, have poor taste....one of the best movies of the last 10 yeaers. :thumbup:

    Agree... Loved it! But then again, I love pretty much everything Tarantino touches...
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  • Wma31394
    Wma31394 Posts: 3,045
    Weekend at Bernies 2
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    The worst one that I have seen in the past few years was Inglorious Basterds. There was so much hype about it, thought we had to see it, both my girlfriend and I hated it, thought it was just terrible.


    you good sir, have poor taste....one of the best movies of the last 10 yeaers. :thumbup:

    thank you, but I was not entertained, it made me feel uncomfortable in a bad way. I am not a fan of movies like that, Kill Bill and those films.

    Dude, Where's My Car - Probably ranks as a bad movie, but that entertained me, made me laugh a lot.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    The worst one that I have seen in the past few years was Inglorious Basterds. There was so much hype about it, thought we had to see it, both my girlfriend and I hated it, thought it was just terrible.


    you good sir, have poor taste....one of the best movies of the last 10 yeaers. :thumbup:

    thank you, but I was not entertained, it made me feel uncomfortable in a bad way. I am not a fan of movies like that, Kill Bill and those films.

    Dude, Where's My Car - Probably ranks as a bad movie, but that entertained me, made me laugh a lot.

    fair enough...but it was a brilliant movie.

    dude...i remember renting that movie on a first date....don't think we made it to the end. :lol:
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    fair enough...but it was a brilliant movie.

    dude...i remember renting that movie on a first date....don't think we made it to the end. :lol:

    do you mean made it to the end of the movie? or did the movie ruin the relationship?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    fair enough...but it was a brilliant movie.

    dude...i remember renting that movie on a first date....don't think we made it to the end. :lol:

    do you mean made it to the end of the movie? or did the movie ruin the relationship?


    :lol:

    we didn't see the end of the movie.....

    and the relationship wasn't very good either.....

    crazy women are crazy....
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    fair enough...but it was a brilliant movie.

    dude...i remember renting that movie on a first date....don't think we made it to the end. :lol:

    do you mean made it to the end of the movie? or did the movie ruin the relationship?


    :lol:

    we didn't see the end of the movie.....

    and the relationship wasn't very good either.....

    crazy women are crazy....


    haha - actually tastes in movies might be a good way to judge if you will be compatible. Thank goodness my girlfriend is a bigger fan of dumb movies than I am. We enjoy dumb comedies most of all. Think Caddyshack, Stripes, Animal House, Big Lebowsky, Dumb and Dumber, Hangover, I Love You Man, Talledega Nights, etc.
  • CorduroyGirl
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    AH! Just figured out what's the TOP worst movie EVER: Last Days... Hated it! Bored me to death....
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  • uninnocent-
    uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    the worst one in my opinion is ticks/infested (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108339/). it stars alfonso ribeiro (carlton from fresh prince), as a character named panic 'cause that's something he doesn't do. the movie is about a bunch of teenage kids on a retreat who get attacked from giant, mutated ticks that grew on a marijuana plantation.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    uninnocent- wrote:
    the worst one in my opinion is ticks/infested (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108339/). it stars alfonso ribeiro (carlton from fresh prince), as a character named panic 'cause that's something he doesn't do. the movie is about a bunch of teenage kids on a retreat who get attacked from giant, mutated ticks that grew on a marijuana plantation.

    I've never seen "Ticks", but anytime you watch something that either stars Ami Dolenz or has her on the cover, you automatically know it's going to be a bucket of B-Movie cheesiness.

    The cover pretty much tells the whole story with this one I'm sure...
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