Men who stair at goats. George Clooney owes me $10.50
My family dragged me to see this, and they all fell asleep! I'm the only one that watched it. It was bizarre, and the only thing I remember is "the sparkly eyes technique" which I thought was hilarious, but the rest of the movie :fp:
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Burn After Reading?! Not my favorite Coen Bros. movie, but it's worth it for Brad Pitt's hair and John Malkovich's "WTF's" alone
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Man, im on a roll these days. Intolerable Cruelty was possible the worst pile of hot steamy shit I've ever seen.
Im amazed George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Beta tau Jones agreed to that mess.
I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.
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I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.
How so? I thought it was entertaining.
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I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.
How so? I thought it was entertaining.
The racism was too much. Maybe it had more to do with me than being a "bad" movie. Just wasn't my ki d of movie I guess. I didn't find it entertaining. It was pretty disturbing actually.
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I wasn't impressed with Django Unchained. I hated it, actually. Almost watched it all, but had to shut it off near the end. I couldn't take it anymore. I found it repulsive.
How so? I thought it was entertaining.
The racism was too much. Maybe it had more to do with me than being a "bad" movie. Just wasn't my ki d of movie I guess. I didn't find it entertaining. It was pretty disturbing actually.
the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
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the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
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Are you picking on me tonight? lol
I knew what I was getting into. It was just too much for me. I can usually handle anything, but this one bothered me. I still like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown though.
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the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
Are you picking on me tonight? lol
I knew what I was getting into. It was just too much for me. I can usually handle anything, but this one bothered me. I still like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown though.
oh youd know it if I were picking on you.
well if you didn't like pulp fiction then Id know there was something seriously amiss.
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Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!
One of my all time favorites!!
Confession: I kind of love bad films.
i just saw this last night for the first time. yeah it was bad but like MST3K bad.
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Having seen a lot of movies, I'm not sure what the worst film I've ever seen is but I remember walking out of the theater about 20 minutes into "Room With A View" and recently returned "Mr. Turner" to Netflix after only being able to sit through about 1/3 of it.
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i wouldn't say it was the worst i've ever seen but i thought district 9 was pure shit. it started off good but just dragged on and on and even though i wasn't on the edge of my seat or anything when it ended, finally, i was like that's it???? all that for this?
Seriously?! District 9 is one of the BEST films I have ever seen. It dragged on and on? The film was less than two hours long. You must have the attention span of a four year old. I'm curious now to know what some of your favorite films are or at least some films you think are good.
starship troopers
seriously, dick, a movie doesn't have to be 4 hours to drag on and on. it seemed like some parts just weren't needed and put in there to make time. the guy gets stuff in his face and transforms into a 'prawn' and the haitians want his arm to use the weapons and he helps an alien and his kid escape.....hooray. it just didn't do it for me.
if i had to say off the top of my head, in no particular order
big lebowski
ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains
brazil (the director's cut, not the butchered versions)
fear & loathing in las vegas
best in show
anchorman
life is beautiful
amelie
scotland, pa
2 days in paris
before sunrise
about schmidt
eulogy
requiem for a dream
pan's labyrinth
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
election
mr arkadin (the comprehensive version on the criterion collection release)
little miss sunshine
the life aquatic
made
the royal tenenbaums
punch-drunk love
office space
novocaine
year of the dog
stranger than fiction
tape
the tv set
waking life
everything is illuminated
very bad things
two evil eyes
the squid and the whale
taladega nights
the grand
not a movie but the sci-fi channel's mini series of dune was great
the others and the original version he did of what was later remade into vanilla sky (open your eyes, forget how to say it in spanish)
many of those are a lot longer than district 9 so no, i do not have the attention span of a 4 year old
There are some really good movies in here.
The worst of times..they don't phase me, even if I look and act really crazy.
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Bridesmaids. Just brutal. Had to dump a girl because of it.
Really? You dumped a girl over Bridesmaids? Care to elaborate just because I am curious as to how that played out? (I thought it was a pretty funny movie!)
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I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.
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Oh man, In Bruge was pretty good, I thought. I've actually been to Bruge, awesome town.
Green Lantern---worst movie ever!!!
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My family dragged me to see this, and they all fell asleep! I'm the only one that watched it. It was bizarre, and the only thing I remember is "the sparkly eyes technique" which I thought was hilarious, but the rest of the movie :fp:
Burn After Reading?! Not my favorite Coen Bros. movie, but it's worth it for Brad Pitt's hair and John Malkovich's "WTF's" alone
Im amazed George Clooney and Catherine Zeta Beta tau Jones agreed to that mess.
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How so? I thought it was entertaining.
One of the biggest turds I've been unfortunate to witness. I want to hit every actor in the head that participated in this.
The racism was too much. Maybe it had more to do with me than being a "bad" movie. Just wasn't my ki d of movie I guess. I didn't find it entertaining. It was pretty disturbing actually.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
the racism was reflective of the time in which the movie was set. and its a good thing you found it repulsive.. thered be something wrong with you if you didn't. I find racism repulsive but I loved django unchained.. but then again I am a huge fan of tarantinos and have been for over 20 years so my opinion comes with bias... tho I will say his aussie accent left a lot to be desired.
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Are you picking on me tonight? lol
I knew what I was getting into. It was just too much for me. I can usually handle anything, but this one bothered me. I still like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown though.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
oh youd know it if I were picking on you.
well if you didn't like pulp fiction then Id know there was something seriously amiss.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
One of my all time favorites!!
Confession: I kind of love bad films.
i just saw this last night for the first time. yeah it was bad but like MST3K bad.
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Pretty much any movie by M Night Shyamalan
Anything Uwe Boll has ever touched
How Do You Know?
Sad that the latter might be Nicholson's last movie if he never works again.
starship troopers
seriously, dick, a movie doesn't have to be 4 hours to drag on and on. it seemed like some parts just weren't needed and put in there to make time. the guy gets stuff in his face and transforms into a 'prawn' and the haitians want his arm to use the weapons and he helps an alien and his kid escape.....hooray. it just didn't do it for me.
if i had to say off the top of my head, in no particular order
big lebowski
ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains
brazil (the director's cut, not the butchered versions)
fear & loathing in las vegas
best in show
anchorman
life is beautiful
amelie
scotland, pa
2 days in paris
before sunrise
about schmidt
eulogy
requiem for a dream
pan's labyrinth
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
election
mr arkadin (the comprehensive version on the criterion collection release)
little miss sunshine
the life aquatic
made
the royal tenenbaums
punch-drunk love
office space
novocaine
year of the dog
stranger than fiction
tape
the tv set
waking life
everything is illuminated
very bad things
two evil eyes
the squid and the whale
taladega nights
the grand
not a movie but the sci-fi channel's mini series of dune was great
the others and the original version he did of what was later remade into vanilla sky (open your eyes, forget how to say it in spanish)
many of those are a lot longer than district 9 so no, i do not have the attention span of a 4 year old
There are some really good movies in here.
even if I look and act really crazy.
even if I look and act really crazy.
eraserhead.
chariots of fire.
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Vancouver 11
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St. Paul 14, Denver 14
Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
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(I thought it was a pretty funny movie!)
I'm hoping 50 gets the Rifftrax treatment like all the Twilights. That's the only way I'll see it.
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