What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • A serbian movie. Hands down.
    Just, not enough.
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  • KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    bennett13 wrote:
    Kloddz wrote:
    Close call between:

    The Day after Tomorrow

    and

    Flight Plan

    I liked South Park's parody of "The Day After Tomorrow"...entitled "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
    :lol: I'll have to see if I can catch that episode some time, sounds good!
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  • Stardog3..Stardog3.. Posts: 1,527
    I lost a bet in college and as punishment had to watch Hairspray. I closed my eyes through half of it. I thought I might be saved a little when I saw Christopher Walken, but that was until I seen he was with John Travolta- dressed as a woman. Worst. Movie. (i've) Ever (seen).
  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    I could create a long list but to save a boring read I'll pare it down to "A Boy and His Dog" 1975 Don Johnson Sci Fi rubbish

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu9fESAlGc4


    I barely survived getting through watching it :wtf:
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,935
    gone with the wind.

    rubbish.
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Adam Sandler seems intent on perhaps putting out the crappiest movie of 2011. We will have to wait until 11/11/11 to confirm this, but it looks like it may even usurp his Happy Madison movie, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

    I present to you, Jack and Jill .....

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    The link below is a funny clip of George C. Scott watching the trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Jason P wrote:
    Adam Sandler seems intent on perhaps putting out the crappiest movie of 2011. We will have to wait until 11/11/11 to confirm this, but it looks like it may even usurp his Happy Madison movie, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

    I present to you, Jack and Jill .....

    MV5BNjczMTU5OTUyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODEzNjc3Ng@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

    The link below is a funny clip of George C. Scott watching the trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo
    oooooh that reminds me of another horrible movie, "Spanglish" - he was in that too. It was the most racist piece of shit ever. My friends wouldn't turn it off because they had fun watching me get so angry...they finally relented when it looked like I was gonnna pop a vein lol
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Jason P wrote:
    Adam Sandler seems intent on perhaps putting out the crappiest movie of 2011. We will have to wait until 11/11/11 to confirm this, but it looks like it may even usurp his Happy Madison movie, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

    I present to you, Jack and Jill .....

    MV5BNjczMTU5OTUyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODEzNjc3Ng@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

    The link below is a funny clip of George C. Scott watching the trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo

    Little Nicky is still one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. I think that one was made worse by the fact we hadn't seen Sandler do anything so utterly terrible... YET. These days I'm not surprised to hear he has made a shitty movie, but after his string of hits in the 90's like Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy (which I wasn't fond of but others seemed to like) it was hard to believe that Sandler would to such a terrible and stupid film.
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  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Jason P wrote:
    Adam Sandler seems intent on perhaps putting out the crappiest movie of 2011. We will have to wait until 11/11/11 to confirm this, but it looks like it may even usurp his Happy Madison movie, Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

    I present to you, Jack and Jill .....

    MV5BNjczMTU5OTUyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODEzNjc3Ng@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

    The link below is a funny clip of George C. Scott watching the trailer

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSAvNOIaNo

    Little Nicky is still one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. I think that one was made worse by the fact we hadn't seen Sandler do anything so utterly terrible... YET. These days I'm not surprised to hear he has made a shitty movie, but after his string of hits in the 90's like Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy (which I wasn't fond of but others seemed to like) it was hard to believe that Sandler would to such a terrible and stupid film.

    And yet he makes tens of millions of dollars on these films. Insane.
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  • oona leftoona left Posts: 1,677
    All this talk of Adam Sandler has unearthed a memory long since repressed:

    "Grown Ups."

    Horrible film!!! It was one of those that you figured was a real blast for the four or five main actors in it, but pure drivel on the screen.

    We set out that night to see something else, but settled on that. I agreed to do so just for the popcorn. The Tivoli has really good popcorn.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Adam Sandler ... WTF, my man?

    He pretty much set a record for "golden raspberries" for Jack and Jill last year. And early reviews are pegging "That's My Boy!" as worse then Jack and Jill (which got a 3/100 on rotten tomatoes).

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/thats_my_boy/
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    blair witch
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    Death Becomes Her. Only reason that I saw it was it was rainy day and when I went to summer camp, we went to the movies on rainy days.
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    81 wrote:
    blair witch
    in my top 5 of worst movies
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    Michael starring John Travolta- fucking terrible
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    Girl Motherfucking Interrupted

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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    81 wrote:
    blair witch
    in my top 5 of worst movies

    I dont even consider that shit a movie...was there even a crew, cast, soundtrack, editing of any sort? it was a piece of garbage with an awesome marketing scheme. Atrocious is the only way I can describe how I felt after I wasted $ on that one.
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    WarGames. The remake or second one. Fucking horrible.
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    the one with John Travolta and Lisa Kudrow...Lottery Numbers...?
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    Vanilla Sky
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector was very bad (i know, shocking news). I wouldn't consider it the worst film I've ever seen, because calling it a film would be an injustice.

    I had some time to kill before a flight so I saw it for $0.50 at a 1/2 price matinee dollar theater and still walked out half-way through.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Jason P wrote:
    Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector was very bad (i know, shocking news). I wouldn't consider it the worst film I've ever seen, because calling it a film would be an injustice.

    I had some time to kill before a flight so I saw it for $0.50 at a 1/2 price matinee dollar theater and still walked out half-way through.


    Should have asked for a refund. :lol:
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  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    I forgot to mention...pretty much every movie by Wes Anderson...Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic...they're so terrible...my dad made me sit through Rushmore, and I still want those two hours of my life back.

    Oh, and I saw "Battleship" with some friends a few weeks ago because we didn't have anything else to do. Talk about the most infantile plot ever. I could accurately predict the entire movie in the first 5 minutes. :fp:
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    iamica wrote:
    I forgot to mention...pretty much every movie by Wes Anderson...Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic...they're so terrible...my dad made me sit through Rushmore, and I still want those two hours of my life back.

    Oh, and I saw "Battleship" with some friends a few weeks ago because we didn't have anything else to do. Talk about the most infantile plot ever. I could accurately predict the entire movie in the first 5 minutes. :fp:


    I strongly disagree ..

    Life aquatic is awesome!!

    worst movie ever? hmm.. Lethal weapon 3
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  • AlbertaGirl70_AlbertaGirl70_ Posts: 1,738
    81 wrote:
    blair witch
    in my top 5 of worst movies

    I loved that movie :lol::lol:
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