What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,826
    edited September 2016

    God bless ya if you can get through 200 Motels

    I've made it through 200 Motels AND Baby Snakes.

    I must be doubly blessed.
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623

    eddiec said:

    Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village.

    How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.

    The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
    C'mon! Spoiler! ;)
    Well it's not THE main bad guy.
  • Beastly. Saw it on a terrible date.

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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623

    Speaking of MST3K... The Final Sacrifice.

    ROWSDOWER!

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  • Malroth said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    I watched Tusk.
    Sooo what'd ya think?

    You'll never get that 1:45 back. It's gone.
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  • Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 2,366

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
    So not by a long shot?
    I have seen this movie and there are a lot worse. Some good stuff in Tusk.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Malroth said:

    Tusk

    By a long shot. Tusk.

    Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.

    Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
    Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.

    But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.

    The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
    The fight scene is hilarious.

    Spoiler alert:

    How about the end where the ex threw him a fish at the aquarium?
    So not by a long shot?
    I have seen this movie and there are a lot worse. Some good stuff in Tusk.
    Haha

    There might be worse out there, but it gets my nomination regardless!
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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527
    Night of the Giant Lepus..

    ( I believe that was the name)
  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CAPosts: 7,623

    Night of the Giant Lepus..

    ( I believe that was the name)

    I'm 20 minutes into that movie on Rifftrax.
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skinPosts: 13,527

    Night of the Giant Lepus..

    ( I believe that was the name)

    I'm 20 minutes into that movie on Rifftrax.
    Lmao!! Oh it just gets worse!! Laughably so!!
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 37,348
    edited July 2018
    Brisk. wrote:
    Troll 2

    Worst film ever but its so bad thats its actually one of the best films as it soo funny!

    One of my all time favorites!!

    Confession: I kind of love bad films.
    i just saw this last night for the first time. yeah it was bad but like MST3K bad. :lol:
    Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

    I'm gonna put this one in the same category.  Saw it last night, really bad "horror" film from the late 70's.  I laughed more than anything



    actually the whole film is on youtube :lol:




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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 18,999
    The Lobster
  • cp3iversoncp3iverson Posts: 8,518
    Its not the worst ever but Speed 2 is the only film where ive left the theater early.  That shit was awful.  Usually i’ll stay and get my money’s worth but i cut my losses on that one
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 15,165
    Black Swan.
    WTF was that shit I thought after watching it.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 37,348
    Watching rollergator now. Holy crap this is horrible. Luckily I’m watching it being riffed by the rifftrax guys.
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    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 18,999
    The worst movie I watched in 2019 was Logan's Run (finally got around to it after several decades).  Bad pacing.  A very cool premise that fizzled out 30 minutes before the ending.  There is an absolute stunning blond in the film that had the acting chops of a sack of rocks ... Farrah Fawcett!  She was the 70's. 
  • Pitch Black
    Howard the Duck
    Fast & Furious (never watched a minute of a sequel obviously)
    Monuments Men
    The Mule
    Richard Jewell
    2012
    Gotti
    Sliver
    Pretty Woman
    Blair Witch Project 
    Intersection
    All equally horrible. All Zero stars... turkeys. I’m sure there are more but these really stuck out. 


  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain.Posts: 37,924
    If it's so bad I want to label it worst, I turn it off or walk out.  I walked out of a theater a half hour into the 1985 film, "A Room With a View"- a film that won 3 Academy Awards.  But then, I'm not necessarily impressed by awards.  If anything, they are often red flags.
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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commetsPosts: 27,495
    The Truman Sow
    Fell asleep in the theater
    The love he receives is the love that is saved
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 37,348
    Watching rollergator now. Holy crap this is horrible. Luckily I’m watching it being riffed by the rifftrax guys.

    Yep this is definitely up there, if not #1 for me



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    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BCPosts: 48,648
    edited February 2020
    Maybe Tree of Life. I HATED it. The most pretentious film for the sake of pretentiousness ever made IMHO. The only part of it that I kind of liked was when that absolutely unbearable son died, lol.
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  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PAPosts: 37,348
    Haven't seen this but came across a Rifftrax clip of the trailer. Looks bad. (The kid was a former child star in one of those 80's family sitcom tv shows)


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    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly
  • hedonisthedonist standing on the edge of foreverPosts: 24,519
    Whomever said Pretty Woman, YES!

    Sometimes horrible movies are so bad they’re great for a laugh — especially the ones made in earnest. 
  • 1ThoughtKnown1ThoughtKnown Posts: 5,358
    edited July 29
    Long thread to scan through… but for me 2012 is definitely up there. Wow, that was bad. 

    Honourable Mentions: Pitch Black, Slap Shot 2, Fast and Furious (I only saw the first one), and anything with Richard Gere (note Pretty Woman above) 
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  • dankinddankind I am not your foot. Posts: 20,826
    edited July 29
    Long thread to scan through… but for me 2012 is definitely up there. Wow, that was bad. 

    Honourable Mentions: Pitch Black, Slap Shot 2, Fast and Furious (I only saw the first one), and anything with Richard Gere (note Pretty Woman above) 
    Dr. T & the Women is a highly enjoyable film (notice I didn't say "good"), and Gere is surprisingly watchable in it, too.

    I would say the same about I'm Not There as well, except that one is a friggin' masterpiece, and everyone is left in the dust by Cate Blanchett.
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HOU-->PDX-->KCPosts: 35,953
    Dark City.

    What a pile of garbage. I went and saw that with my brother when it came out. Biggest waste of $7.
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  • MalrothMalroth broken down chevroletPosts: 2,366
    I felt like vomiting after Along Came Polly.
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
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