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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    I'd rather watch The Phantom Menace over Titanic.

    I'm being serious.

    I don't know. That's a tough call. I might even go with Titanic on that one. Fuck George Lucas.

    It is tough... I'm reconsidering. I'll take Titanic simply for the fact that there are tits in the movie and The Phantom Menace is tit-less.

    George Lucas should learn the formula that to make a crappy movie better, add naked women.

    Like Return of the Jedi! Well, she was half-naked...
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Prince of Persia, Holy Shit was that bad!
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    chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Against all better judgement I started watching "Sex and the City 2"...in seeking something mindless. I turned it off halfway through. GARBAGE. utter GARBAGE.
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Some movie with Angelina Jolie in the nuthouse. It was so bad I don't even remember the name of it.
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Van Helsing was probably the dumbest/worst movie I ever saw in the theater. I wanted to walk out, but I was there with other people, but then it turned out after the movie they had all wanted to walk out too, but nobody wanted to be the one to rock the boat which led to us all sitting through one of the dumbest movies ever made.

    I remember telling a friend about the movie a few days later and I was describing the plot, not even going into how dumb I thought it was, just giving a plot synopsis, and he thought I was joking. He stopped me mid-sentence and said "You're fucking kidding me right?".

    After that I joined the Dr. Cox "Hugh Jackman Hate Club".
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,191
    Some movie with Angelina Jolie in the nuthouse. It was so bad I don't even remember the name of it.

    Girl Interrupted


    Sommersby... girlfriend at the time wanted to see it bloody aweful!
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,147
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie

    I didn't think it was bad, but I didn't think it was THAT great either. I don't really understand the hype it's received over the years. I don't mind strange/quirky movies, but I also think it's kind of lame when a movie tries WAY too hard to be strange and quirky, and really doesn't do much else. As if just being off-beat is enough for it to be funny.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    As for worst ever seen...big contender is "Once Upon A Time In Mexico". It hurt my feelings. Johnny why? WHY?
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie

    I didn't think it was bad, but I didn't think it was THAT great either. I don't really understand the hype it's received over the years. I don't mind strange/quirky movies, but I also think it's kind of lame when a movie tries WAY too hard to be strange and quirky, and really doesn't do much else. As if just being off-beat is enough for it to be funny.


    i think people think too much... plus it's art... why is your opinion right??

    just watch it

    if you find it stupid... move on

    if you think it's flippin hilarious... then enjoy


    Napoleon is high lair e us
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380


    i think people think too much... plus it's art... why is your opinion right??

    just watch it

    if you find it stupid... move on

    if you think it's flippin hilarious... then enjoy


    Napoleon is high lair e us

    There's just so much gold in that movie (IMO of course)! For whatever reason, the opening scene where he ties that little doll to a string and drags it from the bus always has me laughing hysterically. In my circle of friends, other than Seinfeld it's probably one of the most heavily quoted movies/shows.

    Not sure what that really says about me and my friends :?
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie

    I didn't think it was bad, but I didn't think it was THAT great either. I don't really understand the hype it's received over the years. I don't mind strange/quirky movies, but I also think it's kind of lame when a movie tries WAY too hard to be strange and quirky, and really doesn't do much else. As if just being off-beat is enough for it to be funny.


    it's not ground breaking, but also not unwatchable.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie


    loved it
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    PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,873
    Mamasan23 wrote:


    i think people think too much... plus it's art... why is your opinion right??

    just watch it

    if you find it stupid... move on

    if you think it's flippin hilarious... then enjoy


    Napoleon is high lair e us

    There's just so much gold in that movie (IMO of course)! For whatever reason, the opening scene where he ties that little doll to a string and drags it from the bus always has me laughing hysterically. In my circle of friends, other than Seinfeld it's probably one of the most heavily quoted movies/shows.

    Not sure what that really says about me and my friends :?

    kip playing footsie with lahfawnduh had me cracking up the other day

    her feet are like twice the size
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Wes Anderson, take your pick...
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    Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,380

    kip playing footsie with lahfawnduh had me cracking up the other day

    her feet are like twice the size

    :lol: This deleted scene is the best, not sure why they took it out: http://youtu.be/IdAZJNEYuEs

    SO GOOOOOOOD!!!
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    kip playing footsie with lahfawnduh had me cracking up the other day

    her feet are like twice the size

    :lol: This deleted scene is the best, not sure why they took it out: http://youtu.be/IdAZJNEYuEs

    SO GOOOOOOOD!!!

    your mom goes to college
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399


    i think people think too much... plus it's art... why is your opinion right??

    just watch it

    if you find it stupid... move on

    if you think it's flippin hilarious... then enjoy


    Napoleon is high lair e us

    I don't think anybody said their opinion was "right", or at least I didn't.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I don't think anybody said their opinion was "right", or at least I didn't.


    my opinion is fact.
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    81 wrote:
    I don't think anybody said their opinion was "right", or at least I didn't.


    my opinion is fact.

    That goes without saying. There's no arguing with a smoking baby.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
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    bennett13bennett13 Posts: 439
    I saw a movie called "Body Shots" once that I swore was the worst movie ever made. Then i saw "Mission to Mars" with Tim Robbins...when that single teardrop rolled down the Martian's cheek, I busted out laughing right there in the theater.

    Then there's "Batman and Robin"...I'd say it was bad, but fell asleep halfway through.

    And, at the risk of getting a shitload of hate mail, I'm gonna just say it: "Dirty Dancing" is a terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE movie!!!
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    pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited November 2011
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    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Zombie Strippers should be on this list....even with the nudity it wasn't watchable.
    81 is now off the air

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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    Microwave Massacre :lol:
    holy shit. you saw that too??????
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    Zombie Strippers should be on this list....even with the nudity it wasn't watchable.

    Wow, that's bad...
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    markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,110
    I'm going with House Party 3
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    After watching "World's Greatest Dad" the other night, I'd like to officially add that to my list. Although seeing Krist Novoselic selling porno mags on the street was mildly amusing.
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    KloddzKloddz Posts: 2,573
    Close call between:

    The Day after Tomorrow

    and

    Flight Plan
    Bern - September 13, 2006
    Berlin - August 15, 2009
    Lisbon - July 10, 2010
    Berlin - June 26, 2014
    Zurich - June 23, 2022

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    bennett13bennett13 Posts: 439
    Kloddz wrote:
    Close call between:

    The Day after Tomorrow

    and

    Flight Plan

    I liked South Park's parody of "The Day After Tomorrow"...entitled "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
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