I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.
That is a remake of a pretty good movie.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I haven't read all the pages, but I'm going to assume this movie has already been mentioned, I think it was called the Wicker Man, with Nicholas Cage. So fucking bad.
Unless you watch it as a comedy like The Happening or The Room. I recommend the Rifftrax commentary for it as well.
Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
Lol, I have seen this movie, don't recall much of it, but seen it was when I was kid
2005 - London
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1 2018 - Fenway 1&2 2022 - Hamilton, Toronto 2023 - Chicago 1&2 2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.
The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.
The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
8/28/98- Camden, NJ
10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
Just watched a VERY VERY low budget B movie about a girl that wanted to ride in a rodeo.. It was so low budget that 16 or so scenes had no sound dubbed in!! And they kept switching back and forth referring to the horse as female, then male.. Several times too! Super horrible film making!! Lol
lol. check this out: United Passions was also a box office bomb, becoming the lowest-grossing film of all time in American history (with $918[490]), surpassing the previous record held by I Kissed a Vampire ($1,380) in 2012, while going straight to DVD in France and lacking any distribution in a number of other European countries.[491][492] Several of the people involved in United Passions later expressed regret over the film. Director Auburtin called United Passions "a disaster" and added "Now I'm seen as bad as the guy who brought AIDS to Africa or the guy who caused the financial crisis ... apparently I am a propaganda guy making films for corrupt people."[492][493] Tim Roth apologized for taking part in the film and admitted that he took the job in United Passions for the money.[493
I just watched the preview of United Passions, and for a good minute I could have sworn I was watching a youtube ad that comes before the video, because the preview came off exactly like one of those Canada Heritage Minutes that you see during the intermission on CBC Hockey Night in Canada, hahaha. They're these reenactments of historical Canadian moments, like when some Canadian guy invented basketball by cutting a hole in the bottom of a fruit basket.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
I just watched the preview of United Passions, and for a good minute I could have sworn I was watching a youtube ad that comes before the video, because the preview came off exactly like one of those Canada Heritage Minutes that you see during the intermission on CBC Hockey Night in Canada, hahaha. They're these reenactments of historical Canadian moments, like when some Canadian guy invented basketball by cutting a hole in the bottom of a fruit basket.
Titanic... who knew that fucker would sink? Gutted
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
Sounds like Blood Diner.
Did you watch it too and what do you think of it
No but I've seen reviews of it and the trailer on YouTube. Looks like a really pitch black horror comedy similar to movies like Frankenhooker.
I remember being freaked out by the poster for it because it was always at the video store when I was a kid.
I once had this portuguses boyfriend that loved watching horrors So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
Hahahah, somehow I dont think I have seen this one.
And so you see, I have come to doubt All that I once held as true I stand alone without beliefs The only truth I know is you.
Not sure if it was mentioned but GYMKATA has to be in the Top 5. It's so bad that it's good. Stars this gymnast who learns karate and all the fight scenes involve some form of gymnast apparatus- classic! Check out this classic fight scene where a pommel horse just happens to be in the middle of this village. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQxHgWznczM
How that never made it to MST3K or Rifftrax yet I'll never understand.
The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.
Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.
But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.
The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.
Silent Bob made a movie even worse than Cop Out?
Oh yeah, Tusk is fucking awful! Great cast. And it had potential but it all went to shit.
But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.
The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
I watched Tusk.
The worst of times..they don't phase me, even if I look and act really crazy.
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2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2
2024 - Las Vegas 1&2
The movie is at its most ridiculous when the bad guy gives up and chops his hand off.
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10/31/09- Philly
5/21/10- NYC
9/2/12- Philly, PA
7/19/13- Wrigley
10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
10/21/13- Philly, PA
10/22/13- Philly, PA
10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
4/28/16- Philly, PA
4/29/16- Philly, PA
5/1/16- NYC
5/2/16- NYC
9/2/18- Boston, MA
9/4/18- Boston, MA
9/14/22- Camden, NJ
9/7/24- Philly, PA
9/9/24- Philly, PA
Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
United Passions was also a box office bomb, becoming the lowest-grossing film of all time in American history (with $918[490]), surpassing the previous record held by I Kissed a Vampire ($1,380) in 2012, while going straight to DVD in France and lacking any distribution in a number of other European countries.[491][492] Several of the people involved in United Passions later expressed regret over the film. Director Auburtin called United Passions "a disaster" and added "Now I'm seen as bad as the guy who brought AIDS to Africa or the guy who caused the financial crisis ... apparently I am a propaganda guy making films for corrupt people."[492][493] Tim Roth apologized for taking part in the film and admitted that he took the job in United Passions for the money.[493
even if I look and act really crazy.
By a long shot. Tusk.
Horrible. Johnny Depp is in it too and not just for a cameo.
So he got this movie out in which I can't remember the name of but the story goes like this
They own a fast food joint two young guys but spike their costomers drinks with some weird stuff and start
Killing them to chop them up for food for the costomers and some costomers joined in the
Killing and eating, and finally it was a slaughter party joint and they created a female human like beast
Who called herself cheeta, and she I think killed the owners lol worse film I ever saw
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Jesus, this was completely ridiculous.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
I remember being freaked out by the poster for it because it was always at the video store when I was a kid.
All that I once held as true
I stand alone without beliefs
The only truth I know is you.
But I've been to a Kevin Smith show and he spent a lot of time explaining why he made it and, believe it or not, it kinda made sense.
The main thing he kept saying was that you can do anything you want in this world if you put the work in. "For instance, I made a movie about a guy turning another guy into a fucking walrus!"
even if I look and act really crazy.