What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I've seen a lot of bad movies, but "films"??? Have to go with 'Unforgiven'. I have no idea why that movie won an award for best picture, or why it's highly praised.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Nacho Libre.

    Fuck that movie. Waste of money and the high I had that I thought would make it funnier.

    Then again, any movie with Jack Black in a starring role is rolling the dice....
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  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Nacho Libre.

    Fuck that movie. Waste of money and the high I had that I thought would make it funnier.

    Then again, any movie with Jack Black in a starring role is rolling the dice....


    AGREED...i walked out of that movie 10 minutes in
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Then again, any movie with Jack Black in a starring role is rolling the dice....

    True
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Davidtrios wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Nacho Libre.

    Fuck that movie. Waste of money and the high I had that I thought would make it funnier.

    Then again, any movie with Jack Black in a starring role is rolling the dice....


    AGREED...i walked out of that movie 10 minutes in

    It was total garbage dude. I contemplated asking for my money back, but I knew that the theatre had really nothing to do with it. Although I think they should've posted a disclaimer that said: "This movie really sucks, pay at your own risk."

    That would've deterred me.
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  • Digital Twilight
    Digital Twilight Posts: 5,642
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I've seen a lot of bad movies, but "films"??? Have to go with 'Unforgiven'. I have no idea why that movie won an award for best picture, or why it's highly praised.

    Unforgiven is awesome

    This is the worse film

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Digital Twilight wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    I've seen a lot of bad movies, but "films"??? Have to go with 'Unforgiven'. I have no idea why that movie won an award for best picture, or why it's highly praised.

    Unforgiven is awesome

    This is the worse film

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    I'd rather watch The Phantom Menace over Titanic.

    I'm being serious.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:

    I'd rather watch The Phantom Menace over Titanic.

    I'm being serious.

    I don't know. That's a tough call. I might even go with Titanic on that one. Fuck George Lucas.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    I'd rather watch The Phantom Menace over Titanic.

    I'm being serious.

    I don't know. That's a tough call. I might even go with Titanic on that one. Fuck George Lucas.

    It is tough... I'm reconsidering. I'll take Titanic simply for the fact that there are tits in the movie and The Phantom Menace is tit-less.

    George Lucas should learn the formula that to make a crappy movie better, add naked women.
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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Not sure if this was already posted but Pineapple Express...WOW was that garbage. I absolutely adore Seth Rogen, and not even he could save that flick for me.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    dcfaithful wrote:
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    I'd rather watch The Phantom Menace over Titanic.

    I'm being serious.

    I don't know. That's a tough call. I might even go with Titanic on that one. Fuck George Lucas.

    It is tough... I'm reconsidering. I'll take Titanic simply for the fact that there are tits in the movie and The Phantom Menace is tit-less.

    George Lucas should learn the formula that to make a crappy movie better, add naked women.

    Like Return of the Jedi! Well, she was half-naked...
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    Another habit says its long overdue
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Prince of Persia, Holy Shit was that bad!
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Against all better judgement I started watching "Sex and the City 2"...in seeking something mindless. I turned it off halfway through. GARBAGE. utter GARBAGE.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Some movie with Angelina Jolie in the nuthouse. It was so bad I don't even remember the name of it.
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Van Helsing was probably the dumbest/worst movie I ever saw in the theater. I wanted to walk out, but I was there with other people, but then it turned out after the movie they had all wanted to walk out too, but nobody wanted to be the one to rock the boat which led to us all sitting through one of the dumbest movies ever made.

    I remember telling a friend about the movie a few days later and I was describing the plot, not even going into how dumb I thought it was, just giving a plot synopsis, and he thought I was joking. He stopped me mid-sentence and said "You're fucking kidding me right?".

    After that I joined the Dr. Cox "Hugh Jackman Hate Club".
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  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Some movie with Angelina Jolie in the nuthouse. It was so bad I don't even remember the name of it.

    Girl Interrupted


    Sommersby... girlfriend at the time wanted to see it bloody aweful!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    napoleon dynamite

    really? that makes you laugh?
    Horrible movie

    I didn't think it was bad, but I didn't think it was THAT great either. I don't really understand the hype it's received over the years. I don't mind strange/quirky movies, but I also think it's kind of lame when a movie tries WAY too hard to be strange and quirky, and really doesn't do much else. As if just being off-beat is enough for it to be funny.
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  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    As for worst ever seen...big contender is "Once Upon A Time In Mexico". It hurt my feelings. Johnny why? WHY?

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