What is the worst film you've ever seen?

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  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Alexander
    Constantine
    Matrix Reloaded
    Harold and Kumar 2
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    titanic
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    Not sure if I can say Inception, I turned it off after 10 minutes. It was so boring.
  • kasedougkasedoug The Golden State Posts: 2,980
    Saw "The Horse Whisperer" on a date. Got laughed at when I checked my watch 2 hours into the movie when there was no end in sight.
  • VoidOfMan wrote:
    Not sure if I can say Inception, I turned it off after 10 minutes. It was so boring.

    That's really not fair to the movie because some movies genuinely take a little longer to suck you in. Some are the opposite. I have a friend who thinks that the first 10 minutes of Magnolia are 10 of the most engaging and entertaining minutes in cinematic history and then thinks the movie sucks, so go figure.

    You really should give it another chance because that's like not finishing an album just because you don't like the first track.
  • VoidOfMan wrote:
    Not sure if I can say Inception, I turned it off after 10 minutes. It was so boring.

    TOTALLY AGREE! Fell asleep in the theater!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • ed243421ed243421 Posts: 7,716
    there are sooooo many bad movies
    it is easier to pick out the good ones

    but if i had to pick a horrible movie
    out of a group that has been nominated for an award

    it's gotta be that snoozer with leo decaprio and the girl from titanic
    in that flick about their marriage that goes bad
    luckily, i forget the name

    and titanic sucked too
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  • whygohomewhygohome Posts: 2,305
    Still The Hangover for me. The second one will surely be worse.
    There are many others though...............
  • The Human Centipede was pretty horrible.
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  • Freddy got fingered
    The hours
    Sisterhood of traveling pants
  • Sommersby - jodi foster and richard gere

    Good Lord was that bad!...was dragged to that movie by my girlfriend at the time and sister.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,753
    Caddyshack 2
    and all the Fockers movies - can believe people find these funny.
  • pjhawks wrote:
    Caddyshack 2
    and all the Fockers movies - can believe people find these funny.

    Oh yeah...Caddyshack 2..dan aykroyd's character was soooo bad!! :lol:
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • Dead Man WalkingDead Man Walking Toronto-ish Posts: 2,762
    It's Pat
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    Can't say its the worst Ive ever seen, but the biggest let down was The Happening (M Night Shamalayn and Mark Wahlberg). Terrible terrible acting and drama

    I saw a movie on BET with The Game as the star actor, that was pretty damn awful.
  • VoidOfMan wrote:
    Not sure if I can say Inception, I turned it off after 10 minutes. It was so boring.

    10 Mins? I think you must have a pretty short attention span if you turn any film off after 10 minutes :wtf:

    For those who say Sex and the City 2, watch this intellectual rant about it. It's great once he winds himself up about it. Really worth a watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc

    'An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick' :lol:
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    For those who say Sex and the City 2, watch this intellectual rant about it. It's great once he winds himself up about it. Really worth a watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc

    'An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick' :lol:
    This review told me everything I needed to know about Sex and the City 2:

    http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2010/06/26 ... he-city-2/

    It also made me laugh my ass off.
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  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Vulgar.

    Never watch this piece of shit.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • KatKat Posts: 4,939
    March of the Penguins. I still can't believe I watched the whole thing. I kept thinking there just has to something uplifting about this story...maybe at the end...there just has to be. :(
    Falling down,...not staying down
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Kat wrote:
    March of the Penguins. I still can't believe I watched the whole thing. I kept thinking there just has to something uplifting about this story...maybe at the end...there just has to be. :(


    i couldn't watch it
    there were parts of the book i couldn't read either



    i'm going to go with


    ready



    the blair witch project
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Forgot to add "Santa Claus" (1959) - really awful one...Mystery Science Theater 3000 did a good job tearing it apart.
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  • For those who say Sex and the City 2, watch this intellectual rant about it. It's great once he winds himself up about it. Really worth a watch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc

    'An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick' :lol:
    This review told me everything I needed to know about Sex and the City 2:

    http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2010/06/26 ... he-city-2/

    It also made me laugh my ass off.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Thanks for that.
  • Righteous Kill is the worst movie of all time. It's even worse than The Village....and that movie sucked the pork. I hate Joaquin Phoenix. His whispers make me want to go on a nationwide killing spree.

    That being said...RK had Pacino and DeNiro. Widely regarded as our betters actors in film history, yet they managed to shit the bed on this monumental waste of time.

    When you think of a movie and it makes you angry, then it sucked. Some things can't be un-watched.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Righteous Kill is the worst movie of all time. It's even worse than The Village....and that movie sucked the pork. I hate Joaquin Phoenix. His whispers make me want to go on a nationwide killing spree.

    That being said...RK had Pacino and DeNiro. Widely regarded as our betters actors in film history, yet they managed to shit the bed on this monumental waste of time.

    When you think of a movie and it makes you angry, then it sucked. Some things can't be un-watched.
    i agree that joaquin phoenix is a drip. never saw the movie you speak of. joaquin phoenix... no thanks.
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  • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/

    the title was SO misleading... granted, it was meant to be a shitty B movie

    but still...

    check it out :D
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  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    This review told me everything I needed to know about Sex and the City 2:

    http://www.thevigilidiot.com/2010/06/26 ... he-city-2/

    It also made me laugh my ass off.

    That is so funny, but alass so true of the movie. Love the horse faced SJP!
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • tinkerbelltinkerbell New Zealand Posts: 2,161
    chickweed wrote:
    i'm going to go with


    ready



    the blair witch project

    I agree! That movie is so awful and not in the least bit scary.
    all you need is love, love is all you need
  • http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056293/

    the title was SO misleading... granted, it was meant to be a shitty B movie

    but still...

    check it out :D

    OK I see your Nude on the Moon and I raise you:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273896/

    THE NOSTRIL PICKER :o
  • pjradiopjradio Posts: 6,704
    Easy one for me...First and ONLY time I've ever walked out of a movie:

    Lightning Jack (1994) (Paul Hogan, Cuba Gooding Jr.)
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  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,192
    I think the only movie I've walked out on was Driven, starring Sly Stallone ... and I like Indy Car and Sly! Horrible movie with a scene where a car flips off the track ... into a river ... and another driver turns around to rescue his rival in a 5 minute scene where the almost both drown in water that is on fire. It was insulting to the core audience they were trying to attract.
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