Hahahaha, I have the feeling that would be exactly the message I'd get. Not even going to try!
LoL..the worst part is I didn't even know it was for eHarmony. They advertised it as a personality test on myspace..or facebook, can't remember which..Guess I'm too odd a duck for most
ya okcupid is a joke. every girl is 20 lbs heavier than they look in their pics
but I thought guys liked bigger boobs... :?
and how did it go with the chick with the painted on eyebrows?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
ya okcupid is a joke. every girl is 20 lbs heavier than they look in their pics
but I thought guys liked bigger boobs... :?
and how did it go with the chick with the painted on eyebrows?
i like a thicker girl- you can describe body type on that site..like fit, average, curvy etc
i think the definition of curvy is interpreted in MANY different ways.
and i never replied, the eyebrows freaked me out.
yeah, 'curvy' is really vague, but I doubt that a gal would want to describe herself as 'hefty'.
and too bad about fake eyebrows, I've always wondered what those girls look like without eyebrows...oh, wait, you can google that. :?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
and too bad about fake eyebrows, I've always wondered what those girls look like without eyebrows...oh, wait, you can google that. :?
i met this woman once that wanted to get her eyeshadow tatted on. :fp:
yeah, she was a little fruity.
the girl I worked with who got $15K in cosmetic surgery drew on her eyebrows...she was a little
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
I would just like to comment on something a guy said a few pages back on this post.
I have never used online dating but that's not to say I wouldn't use it. Having recently just separated from my husband, I find myself in a strange situation, and wondered if anyone else has ever been there?
I'm not sure if previous posts joked about their other halves not being PJ fans, but I know that was an issue between my husband and I. It may sound ridiculous to other people that music taste can come into differences in a relationship, but I struggled with my husbands apathy for PJ. Having dated other PJ fans before this relationship, I always imagined settling down with someone with that similar interest. I am accused of being selfish and maybe I am in some ways with my music, but when I realise there are like-minded people out there I think I must not be alone....
Have been a fan of PJ since Ten was released when I was 17 years old, but don't normally post on here often, normally feel my passion for the band is quite personal and felt no need to share it or say anything until now.
Anyway, am hoping there is happiness out there for all us true PJ fans....x
I have tried on-line dating and to be honest. I have met some really nice woman and some un-nice woman. I see on line dating as just another tool. The woman I am dating now is really cool and we have alot in common and I met her on the internet. sometimes it takes a while to find a person who you connect with.
The woman I meet all seem to have the following:
- Constantly talk about nothing but themsleves.
- Expect to be provided for (money, gifts, travel) in their entirety.
- Have a secret wish to have a child despite denying so on profile
- Have an overblown opinion of their own attractiveness level.
- Have an overblown idea of what man they want/ think they can date (Brad Pitt / George clooney cross over)
- Have a very little sense of humor..
and finally.... Do not give a damn about Pearl Jam or hard rock music in general...
I posted it before...
I NEED A PJ GIRL!!!!! PLEASE GOD!?
"This here's a REQUEST!"
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
online dating sites are hilarious. how many grauitous 'look, here's me taking a picture in the mirror in my shitter' pictures can you find in one hour. how many 'duckfaces?' How many extreme closeups (how bigger people try to make themselves look smaller)? The most common of course is the always famous 'pose with my bastard son' pics.
And don't forget the bios, just outstanding work. "My son is my life" has to be the most common quote of all time. Isn't your child suposed to be important to you? Should you really have to reassure yourself of that? but my all time favorite bios are the women whose entire bio is a laundry list of complaints and shit they don't like or aren't attracted to. Outstanding, now lady read back over that and think really hard about why you're single...... :fp:
Women want a sensitive bad guy, or maybe a gay football coach. Why do you think women are so obcessed with 80s rock? Exactly. A bunch of terrible dudes grow girly hair and sing love ballads. Genius.
Enough of my diatribe of comedy for one day. Enjoy!
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online dating sites are hilarious. how many grauitous 'look, here's me taking a picture in the mirror in my shitter' pictures can you find in one hour. how many 'duckfaces?' How many extreme closeups (how bigger people try to make themselves look smaller)? The most common of course is the always famous 'pose with my bastard son' pics.
And don't forget the bios, just outstanding work. "My son is my life" has to be the most common quote of all time. Isn't your child suposed to be important to you? Should you really have to reassure yourself of that? but my all time favorite bios are the women whose entire bio is a laundry list of complaints and shit they don't like or aren't attracted to. Outstanding, now lady read back over that and think really hard about why you're single...... :fp:
Women want a sensitive bad guy, or maybe a gay football coach. Why do you think women are so obcessed with 80s rock? Exactly. A bunch of terrible dudes grow girly hair and sing love ballads. Genius.
Enough of my diatribe of comedy for one day. Enjoy!
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LoL..the worst part is I didn't even know it was for eHarmony. They advertised it as a personality test on myspace..or facebook, can't remember which..Guess I'm too odd a duck for most
I am still in search of a PJ girl who is not already taken..!
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
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All my crazy friends in Watertown are on one called So Many Fish or something like that.... :?:
plenty of fish..ive had no luck there but i hear its basically a hookup site
Never trust a pic of someone when you can only see their face :nono:
when I see that, I read it as "occupied", like the little sign on a porta-potty
Thats why we can trust BinauralJam!
:fp:
but I thought guys liked bigger boobs... :?
and how did it go with the chick with the painted on eyebrows?
- Christopher McCandless
I'd Book the Date!
i like a thicker girl- you can describe body type on that site..like fit, average, curvy etc
i think the definition of curvy is interpreted in MANY different ways.
and i never replied, the eyebrows freaked me out.
yeah, 'curvy' is really vague, but I doubt that a gal would want to describe herself as 'hefty'.
and too bad about fake eyebrows, I've always wondered what those girls look like without eyebrows...oh, wait, you can google that. :?
- Christopher McCandless
i met this woman once that wanted to get her eyeshadow tatted on. :fp:
yeah, she was a little fruity.
pleasefortheloveofgodtakemyexwifeoffmyhands.com
the girl I worked with who got $15K in cosmetic surgery drew on her eyebrows...she was a little
- Christopher McCandless
I have never used online dating but that's not to say I wouldn't use it. Having recently just separated from my husband, I find myself in a strange situation, and wondered if anyone else has ever been there?
I'm not sure if previous posts joked about their other halves not being PJ fans, but I know that was an issue between my husband and I. It may sound ridiculous to other people that music taste can come into differences in a relationship, but I struggled with my husbands apathy for PJ. Having dated other PJ fans before this relationship, I always imagined settling down with someone with that similar interest. I am accused of being selfish and maybe I am in some ways with my music, but when I realise there are like-minded people out there I think I must not be alone....
Have been a fan of PJ since Ten was released when I was 17 years old, but don't normally post on here often, normally feel my passion for the band is quite personal and felt no need to share it or say anything until now.
Anyway, am hoping there is happiness out there for all us true PJ fans....x
To die alone..
Most of the time I feel this way but I have hope.
I think about this all the time too -
Me too
its been three years and I am still single..
The woman I meet all seem to have the following:
- Constantly talk about nothing but themsleves.
- Expect to be provided for (money, gifts, travel) in their entirety.
- Have a secret wish to have a child despite denying so on profile
- Have an overblown opinion of their own attractiveness level.
- Have an overblown idea of what man they want/ think they can date (Brad Pitt / George clooney cross over)
- Have a very little sense of humor..
and finally.... Do not give a damn about Pearl Jam or hard rock music in general...
I posted it before...
I NEED A PJ GIRL!!!!! PLEASE GOD!?
EV intro to Chloe Dancer / Crown of Thorns
10/25/13 Hartford
And don't forget the bios, just outstanding work. "My son is my life" has to be the most common quote of all time. Isn't your child suposed to be important to you? Should you really have to reassure yourself of that? but my all time favorite bios are the women whose entire bio is a laundry list of complaints and shit they don't like or aren't attracted to. Outstanding, now lady read back over that and think really hard about why you're single...... :fp:
Women want a sensitive bad guy, or maybe a gay football coach. Why do you think women are so obcessed with 80s rock? Exactly. A bunch of terrible dudes grow girly hair and sing love ballads. Genius.
Enough of my diatribe of comedy for one day. Enjoy!